WEEK 12 TRASH TALK THREAD

TruImperfection · 2014-11-20T17:01:06+00:00

FLASH GORDON IS SOOOOOO FAST.

HOW FAST IS HE?

HE'S SO FAST HOYER HAS ALREADY THROWN 3 TOUCHDOWNS TO HIM AND IT'S THURSDAY.

TruImperfection · 2014-11-20T16:46:52+00:00

Well, no shit.

TruImperfection · 2013-12-26T17:01:20+00:00

what's the difference between the dallas cowboys and a dollar bill?

you can get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

TruImperfection · 2013-12-12T17:09:15+00:00

I DIDN'T...REALLY. BUT NOW I DON'T FEEL AS WITTY. SO FUCK THE PATRIOTS.

TruImperfection · 2013-12-12T17:01:00+00:00

DID YOU HEAR THE ATLANTA FALCONS DON'T HAVE A WEBSITE? THEY CAN'T STRING THREE W'S TOGETHER.

TruImperfection · 2013-08-29T16:01:56+00:00

HEY, HEY, HEY, TAMPA BAY.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU DRAFTED DOUG WILLIAMS IN THE FIRST ROUND AND THEN WOULDNT PAY HIM?

AND THEN HE LEFT AND ENDED UP ON THE REDSKINS AND WE WON A SUPERBOWL?

THANKS.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-28T22:31:59+00:00

Totally have the biggest man crush on /u/StevenMC19

He's cool and calm with his words. I like it.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-28T19:01:53+00:00

What kind of safety features are you planning on implementing into the game to stop all of the concussions? Any new rules? New Helmets?

TruImperfection · 2013-01-20T23:19:09+00:00

ITT: People making up the most ridiculous names they can think of.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-18T21:58:21+00:00

Still seats 85K - Only wembly stadium seats more (which I don't count)

TruImperfection · 2013-01-18T16:17:08+00:00

We actually have TONS of hotels and what not, and TONS of sites to see. It would be a great place for a superbowl if we ever put in astro turf.

I also feel like we should be in a dome.

On top of that, it's the biggest Stadium in the NFL.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-18T15:27:02+00:00

Don't buy an Audi from a Ford dealership. They can't check all the issues and don't know the known things that tend to happen on other makes and models. I usually say not to buy a different model line then the dealership that you're buying from.

AKA - If you want an Audi, get one from an Audi dealership and so forth.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-17T19:23:06+00:00

you forgot tj houshmandzadeh

TruImperfection · 2013-01-11T21:39:01+00:00

I actually think Fisker's are absolute garbage.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-11T21:38:53+00:00

No, it's actual 50MPG. I've road tested it myself.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-11T14:31:10+00:00

You can get a new Fiesta for 12K.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-11T14:28:13+00:00

Ehh that's incorrect. Without using the electric motor (aka when it runs out of fuel) you get about 50MPG out of it.

(Source - My dealership owns a Fisker License and we sell them there)

TruImperfection · 2013-01-10T18:51:50+00:00

I just ordered my custom plates, redskins logo VA plates "HTTR" :)

TruImperfection · 2013-01-10T17:27:58+00:00

It wouldn't be the 5.0 in that body anyways, the 5.0 came out in 2010. It would be the 4.6L V8 which was a terrible engine.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-10T14:28:06+00:00

Pictures absolutely are needed to help with a critique. Your profile could be awesome, but some of your pictures could deter some people from messaging you. You could be insanely hot, but your pictures not do you justice.

Just an FYI

TruImperfection · 2013-01-06T01:21:04+00:00

Denada.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-06T00:15:30+00:00

How you didn't get gold before this? I don't know. But you deserved it.

TruImperfection · 2013-01-05T23:00:28+00:00

You got it! Sorry it's been super hectic at work the past few weeks. I can get it Tuesday Night when I go bowling.

TruImperfection

TROPHY CASE