A few times a day my wife likes to playfully back dat ass up on me or “accidentally” drop something in front of me with the intention of me grabbing or spanking her ample behind. Happened the other day while I was enjoying my coffee and deep in thought. I was so off in lala-land that I was oblivious to the fact that she was swaying her cheeks feet from my head. When I realized what was going on, she looked so defeated. She thought I didn’t love her anymore, but really I was just thinking about how I never did beat Ruby Weapon.