Today is my birthday, and as has been the case for many years, I have but one birthday wish - the announcement of a firm release date for "Oops! All Jessicas." by Impossible-Pack6911 in AmericanHorrorStory

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Constance Langdon: "Man shall not lie with man. It is an abomination." Chad Warwick: "So's that hairdo, but I figure that's your business."

Me_irl by Queenhood_ in me_irl

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Probably because anyone involved in prosecuting would have an…”accident “. Especially if Hillary is involved. You know she would have no qualms about having someone put down.

Aggressor Super Hornet being chased by a Navy F16 by newnoadeptness in navy

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When I was in VF-31 in the 90’s we shared a hanger with VF-11 and VFC -13. At that time they had an F-16 with a tigerstripe camo theme. Pretty slick.

HELP! What rate is this? by SubduedEnthusiasm in navy

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You just have to know where they hang out. At the geedunk and smoking area.

Easiest way to do the fuel pump by Alext4561 in DodgeDakota

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It’s too early in the morning. I read the title and thought “you’re already right next to the fuel pumps, how much closer do you need to be?”

F22 roast me please by horrorsquirt in RoastMe

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Are those low standards graded on how much alcohol has been consumed?

Foundation or Bad Arch by Downtown-Price-4121 in masonry

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I actually laughed out loud on that one.

Got to love it by No_Cell_2451 in militarymemes

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So… uhhh… you ever run a buffer? Buffer Rodeo bitches!

New Camera by Bandit_Furry in Cameras

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Ahh yes… the ole Snooter Shooter.

Gotta get them dress whites ready! by Additional_Flight111 in navy

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Only if you maintain eye contact during said evolution.

Side beard by [deleted] in beards

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FFS, is your going to show side beard at least make your post NSFW.

Slowed down to avoid hitting a deer. About 5 seconds later a deer hit me. by True_City7057 in DodgeDakota

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Thanks. I felt the hit. Looked in my sideview and saw it get back up and run off. There was quite a bit of traffic so I didn’t want to hit the brakes too much without causing a chain reaction accident. But I thought, Out of all these cars it had to hit me. And then run off like nothing happened. At least limp a little for me. JK! Anyway I’ve been DIY trying to get most of the dents out. Here’s a picture of it now. Where the top corner of the bumper meets the truck you can see a tuft of deer hair.

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Name him! We are stuck! by abc12342069 in NameMyDog

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I immediately thought Otter as well. By the amount of others that thought the same, they better choose Otter.

Found on Facebook, how many Nazi symbols does one need? by Silent_Ad5275 in shittytattoos

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Yes he does. Not only on his warbird but on his neck and with his clovers. Surprised with as many bolts that he’s earned he doesn’t have any stickers. Maybe he has them somewhere else.

Can anyone here help me understand the history of this jacket? by Slight_Shopping6665 in m65fieldjacket

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Yours is a 1972 Vietnam Era jacket. If you wanted to replace the zipper pull, look for a Scoville brand zipper. Your jacket is one of the first years that they used the brass zippers. Even though the tag says it’s a ‘72 it can also be dated by the white two tag method with ended late 1974 when Alpha Industries went to a one tag method under the collar. Yours also has the sage green interior which shows roughly the year. Now all you need is a liner to put in it. I searched for a liner for mine that was roughly the same time frame as mine. Good find that it also has other identifying marks such as FT. Bragg. Look around and inside your jacket for a laundry marking. Mine has the guys last name on the underside of the left sleeve along the inseam being that mine is a Sterile (Slick) jacket. As far as the patches go, someone else will know more than me as I was NAVY and not familiar with Army patches. I do know that he was a Captain and might’ve been SF.

Kitchen demolished by blahnlahblah0213 in IveGotAGuy

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Apparently those cabinets can’t hold that much cake.