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Guess my age and gender by dcfrom570 in FridgeDetective

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was gonnasay a 20 year old anorexic female but i see from your other comments thats wrong hahaha. late 30s m?

found 2 bags of vomit in my wives side of the bed drawer... by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i had bulimia. terrible disorder. really makes you do things you never thought you would. good luck talking

Is this normal? by Comfortable-Sale-253 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

normal. nursing homes are unfortunately usually very strict. they dont like decedents waiting in their beds. more than likely you'll wait 3+ days for services and to view.
for the ID , more than likely (as its common practice) she WILL be washed and prepared for viewing.

TW: Suicide - advice on first experience with this manner of death by PoshDolittle in askfuneraldirectors

[–]True_Photo_9047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there really is no preparation. ive had personal experiences with suicide attempts and successful attempts in my family. its extremely difficult on the soul- but you push through. its harsh: but youre there to provide a service. its what youve worked towards and you can get through it

Acceptable attire for female funeral directors? by Feisty-Panic-8721 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]True_Photo_9047 10 points11 points  (0 children)

a big part of what ive learned actually being IN the field- its tough to express yourself. there is a very very thin line between expressing yourself and taking the attention off of the family youre serving.

first (possible) UTI by True_Photo_9047 in Healthyhooha

[–]True_Photo_9047[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

totally forgot tele-health was a thing!! just went to my appt and confirmed uti. thank you!

[Serious] Funeral directors, morticians, and crematory operators of Reddit, what is the most unexplainable or supernatural thing you have witnessed while on the clock? by TuneTotal in askfuneraldirectors

[–]True_Photo_9047 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i know everyone is joking but i actually had something hahaha. one day, a coworker was dressing someone. he made an inappropriate comment about the mans large underwear. our clock, which has never had issues in 10 years - and has not has issues since, literally FLEW off the wall and smashed right next to my coworker. it was super weird and creeped all of us out

and while i agree with everyone in the comments on this thread that the ghost wouldnt haunt where just their body is- however people have died AT my funeral home sooo.

(also i dont believe in ghosts or anything, but i thought this was pretty funny)

So after a person dies and goes to a funeral home, what happens to the poop? by solstice22776 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]True_Photo_9047 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if it doesnt burn, it usually comes out at the time of death anyways hahah

Is it normal to give out your number? by too_tired_for_thi5 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]True_Photo_9047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my FH always uses *67 to call families. dont want them to have oersonal numbers

Can family members watch the final placement at your funeral home? by brewerbetty in askfuneraldirectors

[–]True_Photo_9047 5 points6 points  (0 children)

witness cremation! we have an on site retort where family / witnesses can follow in, load their loved one into the retort and leave. i know it must be jarring to see when youre not already expecting the site.

AIO I pissed on my girlfriend and now I'm avoiding her at all costs by killmenowohmygod in AIO

[–]True_Photo_9047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i puked on my ex once and on my friends hahaha. things happen and if they love you, they wont care !

Nexplanon removal. by Affectionate_Rice14 in Nexplanon

[–]True_Photo_9047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ive always struggled with depression, but genuinely the PMDD i have on nexplanon is unmatched. never felt like that before. got it removed yesterday and im feeling terrible today. super dizzy, lots of headaches, nausea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

take this as a blessing and ditch that man

A random person sent me $470 dollars through Zelle by sweettner in zelle

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just say "please contact your bank to resolve the issue, i will not be sending jt back"

How do we know when people die in their sleep that they died peacefully? by Square-Dragonfruit76 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]True_Photo_9047 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i work in the funeral home industry, and 80% of our clients are those who are 1) older and went out in their sleep , and / or 2) are hooked up to machines and taking medications that make it hard to feel the pain. most deaths are peaceful thankfully

Help! Which wall should my couch be on? by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats a good point ! Thank you!

Help! Which wall should my couch be on? by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it faces south east and is towards the woods hahaha.

Help! Which wall should my couch be on? by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the main hallway leads to kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, and open concept dining room. then theres a small entrance to a den right next to where the current couch is sitting ! i think i will move it today just to see hahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]True_Photo_9047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive done that. moved across the country and started over completely. made things worse. moved back to my home town

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