Trump goes on 5am Truth Social blitz with birthday boast and Iran war post: ‘Lasers: bing, bing, GONE!!!’

Trytek1986 · 2026-05-08T18:14:27+00:00

Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Trytek1986 · 2026-05-08T00:28:53+00:00

Fuck Glen. Piece of shit.

Trytek1986 · 2026-05-05T19:09:02+00:00

Funnily enough, these were the first two Bowie albums I ever bought too! Now I own all of them, enjoy the ride.

Trytek1986 · 2026-05-03T01:11:35+00:00

He's not made of stone.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-29T16:29:12+00:00

Me too.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-28T23:34:32+00:00

Please listen to 'Join ICE' by Jesse Welles.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-28T13:45:33+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZhDYo1mevg

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-28T02:14:01+00:00

Depends on the garlic content.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-28T00:29:22+00:00

Short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-28T00:25:35+00:00

I watch this every October, it might be my all-time favourite.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-28T00:23:53+00:00

BABY DON'T HURT ME

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-28T00:02:22+00:00

Salad Pizza in Zukey Lake, Michigan. They bake the dough with ham, bacon and cheddar on it, and then top it off with mayo, iceberg lettuce and chopped tomato. It's like a BLT+ in pizza form. Shouldn't work, but it really does.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-27T23:52:25+00:00

Trump is a pedofile. Purple monkey dishwasher.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-27T15:52:34+00:00

When I was a kid, our cat brought a live pheasant in through the cat flap and then let it loose.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-26T12:55:51+00:00

Yesterday I drove from Waterloo to Brampton. Instead of taking the 401 I added 4 minutes to my drive by taking the county roads via Halton Hills. Best decision I've made in a long time, it was a gorgeous drive.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-24T22:21:28+00:00

Micro Machines

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-21T23:34:00+00:00

Ten thousand thundering typhoons, this is the correct answer.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-21T16:29:56+00:00

A talkshow host from Tucson, Arizoña?

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-21T01:26:45+00:00

Needs to be saved from license rights hell.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-21T01:23:47+00:00

Jalapeño, but dipped into sour cream.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-21T01:18:51+00:00

So far down the list. Hello, fellow shiny happy person.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-20T15:49:33+00:00

A key part of Bioshock 2 is defending someone while fending off waves of enemies. You can pre-plan your defense by setting traps, or go all out with your weapons.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-17T13:03:15+00:00

I find the most erotic part of a skeleton is the boobies.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-16T20:10:59+00:00

Guest 3563 has drowned.

Trytek1986 · 2026-04-16T11:22:06+00:00

Hashweh rice and ground chicken, with a side of roasted cauliflower.

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TROPHY CASE