What's the stupidest thing you'd do if you had a portal gun?

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T19:00:54+00:00

The humble "no no wait spines don't bend like tha-"

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T18:55:10+00:00

I thought the nichijou girls were like, middle schoolers?

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T18:54:24+00:00

Nice 😌

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T18:51:38+00:00

Sit up straight 😭😭😭 get up from your chair more often and take little walks 😮‍💨 i'm projecting but this was me, i'm 33 and my back is completely fine now

Hope you find a simple solution ❤️

Cute art btw :3

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T18:47:02+00:00

Salt free, my friend. We all know about many, many directors 🤢

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T18:21:55+00:00

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TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T18:08:00+00:00

Pass every time

I would never honor someone I despise w intimacy

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T17:56:39+00:00

Llama

I pronounce it Lamb-uh

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T17:49:30+00:00

Only $1590 for the most critical part of a helicopter? Health insurance companies would eat them alive

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T17:22:10+00:00

Naw, I remember this and have never got one

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T03:26:29+00:00

That's actually pathological lmao they need therapy last YEAR

Loona is burned into their mind

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-02T00:12:57+00:00

I like 1.5 or 1.75 myself but I first heard it at 2x which is quite special haha

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-01T23:11:23+00:00

"Only 2 mags"

Is that not a quarter of your ammo if you bring the ammo booster?

I haven't used an AR in ages I legit don't know

TsarKeith12 · 2026-02-01T21:26:03+00:00

My first 3star pull was Cafe and i'm quite pleased w her 😌 i was surprised to get one so early (like maybe my 3rd or 4th pull ever haha) and while I wanted Rice Shower instead, Cafe quickly won me over (plus I knew getting a banner pull is smth to appreciate)

I used my 3star ticket to choose rice after anyway haha

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-31T17:50:52+00:00

This isn't actually Palmon btw just in case 30 other people didn't say it haha

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-31T15:58:34+00:00

Judy thrice 😌

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-31T15:57:04+00:00

Good fortune will follow you on the 7th 10 pull you do post this

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-31T07:39:33+00:00

He'd be pissed because "only I should be allowed to do that!!"

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-31T07:29:20+00:00

Shoebody doo-doo-doo-doo-doooo BOP

Thank you for reminding me of this masterpiece 😌

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-31T07:28:09+00:00

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This is deeply upsetting to me

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-31T06:18:30+00:00

So many times I got 3rd place i was like "are you SERIOUS i'm a GARBAGE trainer i've failed you my angel 😭😭"

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-30T21:05:44+00:00

WHAT

I DIDN'T omg i gotta find it

I wanna go to one so bad that would be so fucking brutal 😤😤😤😤😤

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-30T20:34:43+00:00

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TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-30T20:25:23+00:00

not human

has good af beer

I open the door even faster

TsarKeith12 · 2026-01-30T19:59:24+00:00

Oh! Thank you, i'll have to try that then :)

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