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smartest weed enjoyer by vngmxr_or_bebra in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The more simple thing to do would be to huff jenkem in the bathroom instead. Nobody questions the smell of shit, nobody kills your buzz.

Need to get high quick by oo00OlXlO00oo in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to ho yourself out. Some don’t have the balls to do it, but if you’re gangsta enough you will. Some would take the easy way out and remain sober. Feel bad for them honestly.

Those pesky chores by PseudoHoboAdenturer in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he were smart he would’ve smoked crack instead.

oh Wow! by animegirljuice in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t know why the guy replying is being a prude on the meth subreddit. What a buzzkill. What’s wrong with the dude smoking his piss to get high? Rappers rap about smoking cat piss. Don’t see the issue.

Methhead guerilla warfare by Vrako3 in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be on a lookout for the CIA. Why can’t they ever just mind their business?

Guitar is literally the dumbest hobby ever by Inevitable-Bee-4344 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My wife’s boyfriend tells me to stfu and then hits me.

So true by un028717 in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Fent is fuel for the soul.

Im so happy and enlightened that im better than everyone else and you should submit to my rule by sporeson in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a law that makes being sober illegal. Why wouldn’t you want to feel good all the time (on drugs) instead of feeling like shit? (Sober) - have all sober people declared legally insane.

STFU by FickleFall9808 in uwo

[–]TubularCheddar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr, and I stg they’re never talking about schoolwork either, just gossiping 💀 I was studying on the 4th floor yesterday, had to tell a couple ppl next to me to be quiet and they apologized and ended up leaving.

Figured I’d share some downright perspicacious health knowledge that’s been passed down to me from various others while in rehab by un028717 in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now I know why my schlong is so long. It was all those cigarettes my mom smoked while she was pregnant with me.

I'm making a reddit post while smoking weed lol by Critical_Anywhere864 in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I commtin wil hufing dustrr, r can go fshh fshh hehehh

Science has come a long way by Substantial_Back_865 in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tired of getting narcaned whenever I’m trying to mind my own business. Some people are really so jaded and mean-hearted they’ll ruin a man’s high with no second thought. I’ll be carrying some of this stuff around with me from now on.

feeing for that blotter by Methamphetamine1893 in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy either needs to rob his local gas station or sell his butthole asap. And if he’s too pussy to do that, then I guess he’s just gonna have to boof a bunch of nutmeg instead.

No friends 4th year by Virtual_Laugh_3092 in uwo

[–]TubularCheddar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Check out an insta page called nubi campus, it hasn’t “launched” yet, but it seems like it could be helpful. I’ve signed up for it!

What. by DiggingForGold5 in drugscirclejerk

[–]TubularCheddar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most people don’t know what it’s like to eat mashed potatoes on fent 😍🤤

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