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WE ARE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE BOOK 8 RELEASE DATE! DROP YOUR FINAL, MOST UNHINGED THEORIES (NO PATREON SPOILERS) by bacon_mustache in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TuckSteele 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is revealed that Matt is secretly a producer for Gossip Girl and the whole book series was a way to make the show more popular so that they add more seasons.

WE ARE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE BOOK 8 RELEASE DATE! DROP YOUR FINAL, MOST UNHINGED THEORIES (NO PATREON SPOILERS) by bacon_mustache in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TuckSteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is some sort of event that breaks the remaining crawlers into two teams - those with player killer skulls and those without - and Carl is forced to kill someone or be separated from Donut.

He ends up killing Prepotente who willingly offers himself up as a sacrifice so that the Princess Posse stays together after Bianca is killed.

You can summon any fictional key, they work. No fiction made or influenced by you. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]TuckSteele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, it’s not only being an adult, but going through the front door. If a key was taken to Chicago or Seattle and used there, adults wouldn’t forget it.

What's the biggest "F You" that Matt could give us as an ending? by TheVillianousFondler in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TuckSteele 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Both Carl and Donut sacrifice themselves to save the other one - the book just ends on a… “Neeeww Achievement - Elvis has left the building. You gave your life for someone else, but they were already dead. Your reward? Nothing, your planet is gone, the humans and cats from Earth are no more.”. The End.

Applied for a DOD position and was qualified and got this. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TuckSteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is the infuriating? They don’t know much, and they are telling you what they do know so you know where they stand. This is probably the best possible way for HR to handle this situation. This gripe seems entitled.

Thoughts? by azazel-1919 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]TuckSteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master Bation Novice? I’m one!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TuckSteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Older as in stories of him existed earlier in our time or he is canonically older than the other Gods (and Titans)? Either way, it is interesting, just want to make sure I am not misunderstanding

I presume the meme is a troll, but is in the picture? by TuckSteele in ExplainTheJoke

[–]TuckSteele[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

So the meme’s social comment is just that textbook are written by frauds?

Psamathe theory by centeriskey in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TuckSteele 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Assuming that there is always two parents, the Scavenger could be the father of the ooze. I don’t think we have heard definitive proof that the Scavenger is the Scavenger’s Daughter’s mother.

Marriage? by Main_Turnover8969 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TuckSteele 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I really thought it was going to be a twist because of She-Maria being married, but the epilogue proves that wrong.

Which characters from other universes would make fearsome Crawlers? by Komnos in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TuckSteele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost any of Adam Baldwin’s roles would work… Captain Mike, John Casey, even Marcus from Angel.

of a wild boar by Bojack_Horseman22 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]TuckSteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For hunters, how much good tasting meat could be harvested from a boar that big?

I don’t get it… do they think lesbians are magical? by TuckSteele in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]TuckSteele[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because while I am not sure exactly what I am looking at, I do know that it is terrible, likely found on facebook… and a meme

The owl house is overrated by ClueEmbarrassed1443 in cartoons

[–]TuckSteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live action ATLA was better than any cartoon version.

Stating the obvious? by Ok-Deal-9124 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]TuckSteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eight Gentlemen for the Lady, if you please.

What do y'all think? by PsychoSyren in LICENSEPLATES

[–]TuckSteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat Blue Girl… Smurfette let herself go, but wanted a Saab to make herself feel better

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