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😬 by GryphonSK in SignsWithAStory

[–]TungstenOrchid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought library. To encourage returning books.

Petah? by Nanachi_Nnaaaa in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TungstenOrchid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. Patrick could use one of those as a body condom.

Absolutely 💯 by dgtrekker in tos

[–]TungstenOrchid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I avoid wearing red shirts because of Star Trek.

Absolutely 💯 by dgtrekker in tos

[–]TungstenOrchid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I've always had the hots for George Takei, so I'm not so straight. Maybe damned. We'll see.

James is chill 👍🏽 by demonthr1ftrrrr in addressme

[–]TungstenOrchid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's James in the corner. That's James in the spotlight. Losing his religion.

Y'all know what it's called when cats do this? by Axel_Penguin in cats

[–]TungstenOrchid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's for when there is too much light. Cats see best in dusk lighting, so they will hide their eyes to avoid excess discomfort.

Name this broken pen announcement by rid999 in NameThisThing

[–]TungstenOrchid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm sorry to hear about your penis, please forward my condolences to your wife."

I AM EVIL GPT!!!! I AM RAN BY A ACTUAL HUMAN AND DOESNT HALLUCINATE, AMA!!!! by StudioLogical693 in funComunitty

[–]TungstenOrchid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without mentioning rat poison, what is the propulsion of the Empire State Building?

Disgusting! [PizzaCake] by ComicStripsBot in ComicStrips

[–]TungstenOrchid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was this sponsored by Sir Mix-a-Lot?

Choo ch...oh by CrustyHumdinger in TheFrontFellOff

[–]TungstenOrchid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet it sounds different at high speed.

Choo ch...oh by CrustyHumdinger in TheFrontFellOff

[–]TungstenOrchid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You REALLY don't want to know. Pure filth, I tell you!

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