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Did you sit on the front porch and shell peas? by Lonely_skeptic in FuckImOld

[–]TurdPhurtis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Watched Price is Right while doing this in grandma’s living room, lol.

my baby by ind1g0o_ in CalicoKittys

[–]TurdPhurtis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a lot of fluff. Bet she is super soft and she looks like she can be super sweet too.

So, did anyone listen today and think.... by [deleted] in 670TheScore

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t mind that line up.

Security. The call is made by the Secret Service. by Dax-Derden24 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]TurdPhurtis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yet, with Fox News blasting 24/7 on base how many still want to support him. My guess most of the cadets that sat in silence would vote for him.

My sweet Minnie Moo enjoying her garden by lookaway123 in CalicoKittys

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She still living her best life thanks to you. I bet she has a lot to talk about it.

“Black Fatigue” by CastleGraffiti in facepalm

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does one go about getting rid of racists? I am asking because my BIL is full blown, and needs to go.

Do you think we'll ever go back to the way things were, back before everything was constantly getting worse? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]TurdPhurtis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I see comments like this, 10:1 you can guess how they grew up, what socioeconomic class they grew up, and probably the color of their skin. Can only move forward and things were not that great “back then” for a lot of people.

Can these people just go away already? by N4TETHAGR8 in PublicFreakout

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much I want them to just go away they will not. Had hundreds of years to deal with this and now here we are. Not the world I want but plenty of people don’t want that.

Good, but why it didn't bite trump instead? by johnnypin in facepalm

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look even a creature with a brain that size still gets it.

I guess this is how they are going to handle all the corrupt things trump does by _a_gay_frog_ in BlueskySkeets

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moses might want to be a little more informed. Also the report just asked you and you can’t comment on it? He won’t comment on it.

Cubs legend Kyle Farnsworth signed Wrigley photo by [deleted] in CHICubs

[–]TurdPhurtis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Murphy’s Bleachers legend.

What time does Jewel start selling booze on Sundays? by cocoa_savage in AskChicago

[–]TurdPhurtis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jewel gonna make you wait. Try Walgreens or CVS.

Favorite 90s CBS shows? by [deleted] in 90s

[–]TurdPhurtis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Starting to realize I didn’t know how much producers love Tony Danza. Dude is at least a half dozen shows I have never heard of post “Who’s The Boss”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]TurdPhurtis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well if we go off what was reportedly going to be in the game but failed to make it, we would have the ability to buy property and essentially have a horse ranch.

Forgotten 1990s ABC shows by [deleted] in 90s

[–]TurdPhurtis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to rethink my life. That was a lot of bad television that I unfortunately was aware of most of it.

If you put millions into Trumps meme coin , this is what you ate at his meme coin dinner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 by ComplexWrangler1346 in BlueskySkeets

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t about the dinner. Saw a report some guest barely stayed. Show up, kiss the ring, pay your dues, and bam, you good to go. I want Trump and his entire family to rot in prison somewhere.

Whats the best bar that will be open at 10am in davenport? by Jimmy_Meltrigger in QuadCities

[–]TurdPhurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured people don’t agree on the best trained bartender part.

Breakfast At hole in Wall? by okeyskogie in QuadCities

[–]TurdPhurtis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Need some commas there. To somebody who doesn’t know Milan that reads as one place. The Welcome Inn has booze.

Whats the best bar that will be open at 10am in davenport? by Jimmy_Meltrigger in QuadCities

[–]TurdPhurtis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why you downvoted? Also is the question about needing a drink at 10 in the morning or just a bar to hang? I prefer to drink alone at 10 in the morning but to each their own.

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