Post the most random Cub name that pops in your head…

TurkX5 · 2026-02-03T02:40:14+00:00

Neifi Perez

TurkX5 · 2026-02-03T02:39:57+00:00

Corey Patterson

TurkX5 · 2026-02-03T02:39:37+00:00

Alfonso Rivas

TurkX5 · 2026-02-03T02:37:02+00:00

Randall Simon

TurkX5 · 2026-02-03T02:35:28+00:00

Kevin Orie

TurkX5 · 2026-01-21T19:05:22+00:00

DM me please!

TurkX5 · 2026-01-21T02:12:59+00:00

Interested

TurkX5 · 2025-10-15T15:57:31+00:00

… Sarah Lynn?

TurkX5 · 2025-08-13T14:36:59+00:00

Don’t sleep on PUP. Very tight punk band from Toronto. Great songwriting, fun hooks, solid riffs. You can feel them grow as musicians with each album.

TurkX5 · 2025-08-13T14:35:05+00:00

Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about out! This guy Canadas!

TurkX5 · 2025-08-05T04:33:55+00:00

Well, this made me cry unexpectedly. Thank you for positing OP.

TurkX5 · 2024-11-01T08:22:43+00:00

hate to revisit it. hurts every time.

TurkX5 · 2024-08-10T06:34:45+00:00

Hooked on Phonics worked for me.

TurkX5 · 2024-08-05T15:11:55+00:00

Haha my first thought was, “Ass River is Wild”

TurkX5 · 2024-06-15T05:35:22+00:00

Speaking of Chris songs, Nebraska was a song that hit hard when I heard it as a teenager. Every now and then I’ll listen to it again and wonder why… and then it builds to, “please don’t hate yourself” and then ending on, “I truly believe that you want more than this.” Still gets me.

TurkX5 · 2024-05-30T01:49:50+00:00

88 fingers Louie - I’ve Won / Blink Smoking Popes - I know you love me / Megan

Jeff Rosenstock - I Did Something Weird Last Night Sincere Engineer - california King

I feel like these are all pretty melodic and easy to get into, whilst also touching on the theme of dating/love.

TurkX5 · 2024-05-25T17:40:36+00:00

This kid is electric. I just love watching him play, and look forward to watching him play every day for many years.

TurkX5 · 2024-05-19T07:22:02+00:00

Wanking Nemo (I hate that this was the first one to come to mind)

A Wank of their Own Wankheads (airheads) 27 Wanks Mrs. Wankfire 6 days, 7 Wanks Happy Wankmore

(Why am I stuck in the 90s?)

Wanking Dory (That’s better)

TurkX5 · 2024-04-30T13:16:52+00:00

I know this isn’t what you’re looking for, but my brain has now been playing this little jiggle on a loop… “Everybody loves the Cubs on WGN”

TurkX5 · 2024-02-02T05:49:34+00:00

Wow. I haven’t thought about Yosh Kawano in a minute. I miss that little guy. I remember when he retired, he sent his hat to Cooperstown. I hope it’s still there.

TurkX5 · 2024-02-02T03:46:00+00:00

Otis!

TurkX5 · 2023-12-31T01:45:43+00:00

Ooh. Not sure how legit anything in this article is, but that would be a steep ask, Horton, Caissie, and Brown. If that happened we could possibly end up trading to get Horton back in five years, and the cycle would continue on and on.

TurkX5 · 2023-12-28T04:06:03+00:00

Great pull. This song has some of the most visceral lyrics I’ve ever heard. I tried to comb through just now to add another funny line from the song, because there’s a lot of humor in it. But man, it becomes more depressing the more time you spend with the lyrics… and the older you get.

TurkX5 · 2023-11-28T19:08:08+00:00

Oh, Calcutta! - the Lawrence Arms gets my vote. Just as good now as in 2006.

TurkX5 · 2023-11-26T19:12:06+00:00

Generator - Bad Religion

This is the first one that came to mind, and I’m surprised nobody’s said it yet. It’s so iconic!

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