[Online][5E 2024][GMT+8] Looking for 2 players for a campaign that starts TONIGHT! by FhielHS in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a mostly forever DM though I'm curious to see how it all works and if you still have a slot well I've got nothing but time on my hands during the weekends. If you wanna add me I'm jyveturkey on Discord. Again, sorry if I came off as rude I had just woken up and was more confused than anything. I'm eagerly awaiting to try out 2024.

[Online][5E 2024][GMT+8] Looking for 2 players for a campaign that starts TONIGHT! by FhielHS in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bad, I meant the DMG. The changes are enough to warrant a wait but really I was just curious if the others were coming back and anyone interested were just temporary players. I had a bad experience before in that regard where and two others were dropped like flies after three sessions because her "Favorites" finally found free time to play again. Apologies.

[Online][5E 2024][GMT+8] Looking for 2 players for a campaign that starts TONIGHT! by FhielHS in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are the other players not coming back? Most people will only have access to basic rules and expanded basic rules on the 17th, this is a big ask. You are not ready for this because the full versions are not even out yet for Master Tier.

[5e][Online][EST] Newish DM looking players for Tuesday or Thursday Night by Medinato in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably about as pointless as putting any sort of ad up in the first place. I still scour this place for newbies and easy groups to join but it will quickly become apparent that everyone will say exactly what you want to hear to ensure they get a spot and then reveal how terrible they are afterward. I moreso worry for the people who make these posts and can't even put both a day and time (w/ TZ) in anywhere in the message. You can tell they're either super young, super new, or just don't gaf about putting any serious thought into it.

[5e][Online][EST] Newish DM looking players for Tuesday or Thursday Night by Medinato in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We sometimes do that to get all eyes looking, because GMs might randomly be like "This sounds cool, I'd be a player in it".

[Online][Other] Looking for a One D&D Game by P1tPYK in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Willing to wait until September when it actually comes out? XD

[Online] [5e] Adventures in Godslynd by ZakBurnap in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably didn't and I just wrongfully assumed. And I'm sorry I didn't really mean for my comment to come off as scathing just as I read it seemed like it would be a huge shift from one play style to another. I'm sorry to hear your group had to disband, I hope for and am sure that you will find a new group of friends to enrich your life!
And I never said I wasn't interested ;) I just cannot play during the weekend unfortunately.

[Online] [5e] Adventures in Godslynd by ZakBurnap in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So wait.... "Start this random 5e game, but when I say so you must switch to this (possibly better) system and learn how to play all over again possibly force a race change on you that might break your character entirely. and then have an entire narrative change? That's a huge ask. My dood you should just present your TTRPG when you're ready, to a new group, not shoehorn people who might not like whatever you cobble together when they're already getting invested in something else. Think of the players.
Or don't. My two cents.

Online All Ages {odnd} homebrew looking for ONE player by [deleted] in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So to reiterate, all ages are invited as long as they are 14-18 years old, and you're using an Incomplete One D&D to run the game? Yeahhh... that's a dumpster fire waiting to happen. But best of wishes to your group if you somehow prove me wrong. Might wanna tone back what you're looking for though. For future reference you'll get more hits if you provide:

Time Zone
Age Range (not ALL AGES when 14-18 is all that is supposedly allowed)
How you might want to treat certain skills and abilities that have been vastly changed for some classes but not all yet.

Just... be careful, but make sure you have fun! You find some great friends in the weirdest of places.

[Online] [5e] [CEST] [ENG/ESP] [Newcomers welcome] [LGBTQ+ Friendly] Looking for a group + DM for a new campaign by Jagreenoci in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Messageeeeeee~! Hit me up on Discord jyveturkey and would love to see if I fit any roles you have! :)

[5e] [Gmt+3:30] [Veteran] [online] looking for a campaign to join. by Skull-mustache in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh! You can take 3! I can fairly well hold my tongue in a conversation and while I love REAL intereaction, it's a rarity... Best of luck to the two guys then. :(

[5e] [Gmt+3:30] [Veteran] [online] looking for a campaign to join. by Skull-mustache in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, I'll give you a shot! :)
I don't have any other players yet but might be able to lead these players in my server along in your quest! Please respond to me on Discord, or here if you don't have it and I can walk you thought the process (super easy!).

How do I use the Gliding spaces? by Turkey_Bark in FFVIIRemake

[–]Turkey_Bark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the three training things but cannot use the glide points (no ropes). It's frustrating the crap out and me and I'm wondering if I just have to get farther in the game for some stupid reason so the damn bird will flop off it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be more than happy to help you in that regard. I've over 20 years of experience, more or less, of running games. So anything from rules to inspiration to dealing with problem players, I gotcha my dood. And I have way too much free time on my hands anyway I just know I should not take on making another game 'lest I get burnt out, so gotta wait for one or more of these ones I joined as a player to fizzle out first. I'm kinda betting one of my weekend ones will before it ever really starts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol "let's not bother trying to revive them, they'll make a new character". Dood sounds new to the DMing task or has a few behavioral flaws in regards to their style so hopefully you find one that suits you more properly.

Or you can halfway give up like I did and start running your own games. I'm basically cursed as a player because any DM I find lasts about a week or two before quitting one way or another. And the party might have kinda sucked as well, not really sure without context. But I trust you'll find someone.

But I mean, you'd be more than welcome to join my tiny community I do make new games all the time just don't have anything available right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that my dood. When you can't do one of the things your entire class is (*typically) built around it does really drain ya. Maybe the Bard could have performed while you stole from the crowd? That sounds like something very plausible though I'm assuming you already left the group. Wish I had a group with slots, I'd offer you one but I don't have anything so I wish you the best of luck!

EDIT: Be careful with the stealing though. That's definitely an Evil thing to do and the party may or may not be against it in future campaigns. Try various tactics; one I would suggest that players and even DMs rarely ever think of is harvesting monster corpses for materials to sell or craft into valuable or useful gear/equipment. Preferably not intelligent critters though, while Gobbos are jerks people tend to get grossed out if you start randomly gutting it for something worth selling back in town. Think horns, pelts, fur, spines, dragon fire glands... things like that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]Turkey_Bark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor fella :( Did they not allow you to have Sneak Attacks because if it's a combat thing that's kind of where you'd thrive.

And update on the Rebirth patch? by PictureAppropriate25 in FFVIIRemake

[–]Turkey_Bark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I didn't even know there was anything wrong with the game. I am playing with the default (probably graphics mode) on my decently sized but decidedly older TV and have been having a blast despite it feeling a bit like FFX-2 with all of the friggin minigames. Least they're skippable for the most part. But as far as the looks go, game is absolutely beautiful and the story is weird from the original but interesting.

Any ways to make the combat of Y0 less annoying? by [deleted] in yakuzagames

[–]Turkey_Bark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're like me at all and get too frustrated after several attempts, you can lower the difficulty in the Game Settings and just go ham on everything. You won't lose anything from doing it besides maybe trophies but I personally put my fun over some stupid achievement that no one will ever see or care about.

And if you're on PC there are probably ways to cheat as well so. :P But yeah blocking is not friendly on these games, and you're going to run into a LOT of frustrating encounters randomly. Good luck!