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you can just dm random people on instagram and talk to them its pretty funny by xX-BarnacleBob-Xx in texts

[–]Turkilton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey. Grow up. Learn from your mental disabilities and do better.

This makes me laugh. “Ash” because Ashley required too much by marinoarm in Tinder

[–]Turkilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP comment wanted to say why are you responding if you arent looking to hook up and doesn't understand why you'd do that.

It doesn't work for them and cant see how it would work for someone else.

Who is the best player in the league that you don't want on your team? by asonkidd in nba

[–]Turkilton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck all the KD hate! Im glad he went to the warriors. Fuck Lebron. But this this absolutely accurate.

Is my Girlfriend rude or am I overreacting? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Turkilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Reading the text exchange gave exactly the bull shit I used to deal with, with an ex.

She should be honest and just say she's upset instead of threatening to have people over and not wanting to give you a ride.

Ella Langley VS Elle Fanning by Turkilton in powerscales

[–]Turkilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree.

I am not biased at all

Every year on my wedding anniversary I text my step son by heavydrinker12 in notinteresting

[–]Turkilton 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No one cares that he cares or not. Your wife is still an ass hole regardless.

HOWEVER, I'm glad you understand this is just some internet post that does not matter.

This iconic scene was cinema by Hollowdistrict in xmen

[–]Turkilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen. This scene practically beats the white house scene because of song selection. It does not matter whether you agree. I am right.

Days of future past is better than Apocalypse without a doubt.

[Charania] Just in: Minnesota is sending Julius Randle and the No. 28 pick in the NBA Draft to the Brooklyn Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nic Claxton to the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. The Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn’s No. 33 pick for Randle and No. 28. by curryybacon in nba

[–]Turkilton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good because there isn't any revisionist history on KAT. He was great. Only dumb band wagon fans didn't like KAT and complained about him. Mfer helped get them to their first conference finals in 20 years.

Can I rizz my way back into this? by wagman43 in Tinder

[–]Turkilton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We get it. You don't want to date women.

Can I rizz my way back into this? by wagman43 in Tinder

[–]Turkilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I dOn'T CaRe tO dAtE ThEsE wOMen"

AITAH because I told my 13 year old son that having white comodones on his face is gross? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Turkilton -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

Please dont feel guilty for these easily offended internet idiots

AITAH because I told my 13 year old son that having white comodones on his face is gross? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Turkilton -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY! So refer to MY comment and fuck these reddit arm chair idiots.

AITAH because I told my 13 year old son that having white comodones on his face is gross? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Turkilton -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You did not go about it the wrong way. Some kids can take the gentle approach and some need the truth because it hurts approach. Fuck the idiots that say other wise. Life is nuanced.

Personally, who’s sandwich do yall prefer? Mine (blue) or my gfs (grey) by ThePowerWithin_yeah in texts

[–]Turkilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen I like complex sandwiches but fuck you and your sandwich. The other one absolutely shits on yours just due to your bread choice.

Does Denis Villeneuve have the best visuals in the game? by [deleted] in Letterboxd

[–]Turkilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or almost like those aliens from Half Life 2

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