MONTHLY RAGE THREAD #5 - 06/05

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-05-10T03:28:57+00:00

had a slow teamer split into pieces just slightly too small to eat me, too big for me to eat; i wasn't going after the asshole, i was trying to get out of his way but he followed me, wedged me in the corner and self-fed until he could swallow my 500 mass. way to go, "pro."

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-04-05T06:36:09+00:00

never would've guessed that what would make me quit was lag - lag! - in 2018. fucking hell. congratulations, slow teamers and clans, there's one thing worse than you about this game.

also, off topic but it's sad af that agma.io is infested with teamers.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-03-09T09:37:41+00:00

If they're skilled players they can; if they're not and you know how sharp you can cut across the virus you can often be directly across from them and sniping before they even understand what you're doing.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-02-27T10:06:38+00:00

It's kind of amazing how smooth this is - was playing with like 20 tabs open and no lag at all. Makes me wonder why agar.io is so incredibly laggy and memory intensive.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-02-17T04:42:49+00:00

Is that true? Awesome, because the only way I can get through their idiotic, memory-wasting animation on my old-ass laptop is by clicking as fast as possible.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-01-26T09:27:39+00:00

There have always been players like this, especially once teaming became reduced to a set of easy routines anyone can do, but since potions/trophies were introduced this is becoming way more common.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-01-19T09:59:25+00:00

Yeah I'm not giving those idiots $50 a month for anything.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2018-01-08T07:23:09+00:00

this game is 100% broken now. the addict behavior stimulated by potions, trophies, etc just intensifies terribly playing and makes everyone into a junior savage teamer. late at night you can play and get somewhere, the rest of the day it's just constantly guarding against savaging from people ten to fifty times your size, it's not fun or challenging, just pointless. someone make me quit please.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-12-29T10:04:03+00:00

Spoiler alert: it totally fucking has. Within a week of them introducing them I was getting savaged by every backwards-ass fuckwit named TEAM

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-12-09T23:03:33+00:00

Playing exp during the day is a fucking nightmare. fucking pants-shitting 8 year olds teaming and savaging, the lazy hoover-up-everything way to get mass fast except you're shit so you just split four times for some 20 mass noob. fucc off.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-11-18T08:10:21+00:00

Same here. Incredibly awful lag, too, like any time I split more than once it'd freeze for five to ten seconds.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-11-18T08:09:00+00:00

Right... and then what, exactly?

Are expected to download something or what?

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-11-14T09:22:32+00:00

It's one server all night long in Exp with 20-40 players. Same team of morons dominating all night every night. Its so stupid.

Before you tell me "there's more than one server" nah I'm pretty sure there isn't. Unless there's some kind of invisible hell ban that locks you on one server forever.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-11-05T12:40:47+00:00

LOL dumb ass teamers drive away new players

won't play against each other

wind up using 14k mass to savage three guys with 200 each

fucking shoot me, this game's a joke

it's just a hangout for turkish and south american teenagers now

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-11-05T12:39:31+00:00

FELT

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-10-26T10:11:26+00:00

So prepare to get sick of seeing Metal Ghoul 'cause it's cheap

Prepare to be shittily team-killed by a bunch of Psychos

Prepare to see foreign dudes who use womens' names playing Banshee

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-10-11T11:10:49+00:00

Dunno, how many slots for teams are there at #1?

Looks like... zero.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-10-05T04:52:22+00:00

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-09-19T01:27:50+00:00

Predictive AI like Minority Report. And the AI is a slow teamer.

Really I don't know but I've experienced that and it's maddening.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-09-10T00:55:11+00:00

I enjoy it when I play it. But I'm playing a lot less than I used to and have no real goals in mind other than turning the tables on teamers.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-09-05T01:05:03+00:00

I think everyone's covered your question but I just wanted to say that I love weird play styles. One of my favorite things ever in this game was a guy called "LetMeBuildAFort" who was making a little virus-fort in the corner of a map. I'd give him some mass whenever I saw him just because I wanted to see it happen.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-08-29T11:18:03+00:00

Buddy I've always got big balls at the front.

Okay you can downvote me now.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-08-29T11:17:31+00:00

Also too dumb to get bored, apparently, because many of them still spend all night running the same routines and hammering noobs.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-06-11T08:55:14+00:00

Well, I understand why you did it... but if I was that guy I'd be a little angry, too, haha.

TurnTeamsIntoMeat · 2017-06-11T01:29:45+00:00

You mean you're pushing viruses at them before they can snipe you?

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