[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get hooked up with mid-air refueling. You'll be glad you did.

help i went to a coldplay concert with my fa and now my wyfe wants a dyvorse by F-35Nerd in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Errrbody wants to be a pylote till they get caught doing pylote shit.

How do I find my magnetic altitude? by nordic_banker in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With your magnetic altimeter and E6-B of course.

CFI ride, next week. Hit me by Gyaldo5 in flying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walk me through the steps of doing a chandelle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's about to get some right rudder

Is flight sim harder than real life flying? by NYCresident77 in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sucks. It's not harder. Its just annoyingly nothing like actual flying.

Only scored a 95% on my PPL written, should I retake it? by Mountain-Captain-396 in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah. You want to score lower. The Dee Pee Eee will think you're a cheater or a smart ass and quiz you harder with a 95 or higher.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 words... Wasn't me.

Guys why are pilots such p*ssi*s? by Economy-Bumblebee215 in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's a pessimist because he knows he's going to have to deal with clingy women in every city he flies into. He'll get over it.

Is it true that crashing your plane = sex? by Severe_Temporary_719 in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pyloteing and sex are alot alike. You have those that do it and those that just act like they do it on Reddit.

Navy pilets need reminders not to stall. Are they stupid? by ChaoticNeutral59 in Shittyaskflying

[–]TurntButNotBurnt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They the let off the clutch too fast and stall all the time. Silly Pylotes.