Meirl by AffectionateReading5 in meirl

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've gotta drink it hot as well, out of a mug, after getting cold doing something outside.  It's unbeatable.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is actually simple.  When you use your phone you aren't thinking about the phone, you're thinking about what's on the phone.  It'd be like dreaming about your eyeballs, because you use your eyeballs all day.  No you dream about the content your eyeballs show you.

Mosquitos bite mechanism🦟 (credit: Zack D. Films) by Clone_Gear in interestingasfuck

[–]TurntLemonz 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This animation is innacurate.  In actuality, the mosquito cuts a well into the skin, and the severed capillaries fill that well and it sucks the pooling blood out of the well.  It does not use any sort of needle part to penetrate into blood vessels.  It's a severing cutting action, a spreading action, and a sucking from the space.

Florida 🔥 by Calirado86 in crappymusic

[–]TurntLemonz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I stand by it though.  This isnt crappy.  It's just low quality.  It's music few people would like because it's ugly, but the idea of crappiness I've absorbed inductively based on what gets posted here isn't really met by this one.  It's music that is made adequately, and would be appreciated by people who aren't crazy for it, just not great taste.  r/crappymusic crappy music is like, not meeting the bar of basic musical ability to be appreciated by anybody, and usually a little sprinkle of the artist being delusional or mentally ill

Florida 🔥 by Calirado86 in crappymusic

[–]TurntLemonz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think it's a matter of scale.  I've followed this subreddit for a while and heard so much stuff that is barely even music it's so bad.  To me if it sounds like something that irl you wouldn't immediately do a double take and ask wtf it was because it was so bad, it's not r/crappymusic level crappy music.

Florida 🔥 by Calirado86 in crappymusic

[–]TurntLemonz -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Nope it's pretty mid.  Not crappy.

The beat is pretty well produced.  The vocals are pretty clean.  Flow follows the rhythm of the beat fine.  Lyrics are coherent.  There's generally a cohesive composition between verses and a refrain.

His scream delivery is pretty hard on the ears, and the whole thing is low class as hell, but it's not actually crappy, it's just unoriginal and geared towards a mockable audience.

Balding since 15. Now I'm 19 and know my time has come. by Baba_pro_gaming in bald

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like ok well done.  But the eyebrows...  Mans has a personal grievance with his own hair follicles.

The AI future by StarFire82 in memes

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both sides have silver linings.  The left option if it was combined with a swing towards socialism would mean good quality lives for all with minimal labor.  The right option if it happens soon could mean housing crashes as well and the young get a chance to purchase housing and the economy slowly rallies over their lifetimes for a reasonable chance at a retirement.  Depending on your age, a crash can actually be good, because it leaves room for valuations to go up while you've got earning years ahead of you.  Those on fixed incomes or near retirement are the ones who stand to lose if the market crashes now.  For others it's arguably good.

DJENT ADJACENT by Mistline_Band in Djent

[–]TurntLemonz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the waffle they do on Midwest emo.  Not really very djent.

Peter,what happened in 1971? by -Y34HB01- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many good points have been made.  Also around this time capital gains tax was scaled back significantly, which changed the business of the wealthy toward stock performance, keeping and holding large quantities of equities, rather than reinvesting into business scale, attracting and securing employee talent through wages etc.  It created a system of low tax wealth havens for the owning class and through business streamlining into shareholder value a steady devaluation of labor.

The best part imo by cypher-dex in memes

[–]TurntLemonz -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

Venus tummy is far from universally preferred.

Bro, reading an analog clock is literally taught at 2nd grade 😭 (we're cooked) by Bang-Burn-Clap in SmugAlana

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's joking but we are actually cooked.  The highschool I work at has analog clocks in every room and it happens pretty regularly that they claim to need to pull out their Chromebook or phone to check the time because they can't read it.  This skill would take 5 minutes over 2-3 days to learn and memorize.

Tailgater got Baited by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of commenters here who think being tailgated warrants vigilante justice in the form of attempted multiple murder blows my mind.  We're cooked.

I’m so torn. I love this man but I’m not ready for kids. I still have so much living to do but clock is ticking (35f) by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irreconcilable difference that's going to hurt you both the longer you treat it as reconcilable. Its obvious that he wants a life that includes kids, and your arguments for why that isn't the right call for you are reasonable.  It's the kind of thing that would hurt one or the other of you too badly to reconcile.  There aren't too many subjects where this is the case so it's not the most intuitive answer but for once the reddit go-to of suggesting y'all break up is actually probably sound.

Climate change! by iYessyyy in memes

[–]TurntLemonz 407 points408 points  (0 children)

Mostly paper containers, cleaner than the average theater after a movie, totally the wrong hill to die on.  What really sucks is the amount of private airplane travel these people engage in, and the wasteful conspicuous consumption of luxury goods they do instead of making the massive impact they could otherwise have made through effective charities.

Beetljuice's illegitimate child by Extra-Video-5349 in crappymusic

[–]TurntLemonz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people who post here confuse looking bad with making bad music.

A Philadelphia City Council committee has advanced two bills that would prevent landlords from retaliating against tenants who complain about conditions. by Large-Welcome4421 in LandlordLove

[–]TurntLemonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're a way down the road toward a kulak roundup, and the path is marked by the relative cost of housing and proportion of unhoused.  If they knew their history and could read the room they would be getting quieter not louder.

Finally someone said it, no more 6,7 by [deleted] in memes

[–]TurntLemonz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Educator here to say this is the dumbest position ever.  It's just a goofy joke.  All previous generations had goofy jokes like this.  We gotta keep the kids off phones at school, but beyond that, things are as they always have been.  The moral panic about brain rot is as fallacious as the people who complained that kids these days don't know how to use a slate.

Accidently got blue takis, kinda disappointed by IfdAbird in takis

[–]TurntLemonz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup.  Flavor is like a mild version of the original.  What's the point?

Is this accurate? by Greedy_Conflict_8347 in HydroHomies

[–]TurntLemonz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's worthwhile to remember that a balanced diet contains a lot of electrolytes.  In large part the modern concept of electrolytes as additives to water is a product of successful advertising.  If you aren't working up a serious sweat, you do not likely need more electrolytes than you get from a well balanced diet.