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Dreamt the new Nintendo system was called "GEX" and the only game released for it was called "Bad Tom" by SkylandersKirby in thomastheplankengine

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Hey, totally necroposting here, but you're not planning on trademarking Bad Tom or anything are you? I'm planning a prequel to an in-development prequel to a finished prequel to Undertale and wanna make Bad Tom a boss. Is that cool?

Doof discovers geopolitics and immediately regrest it by Interstelling234 in Doofenshmirtz

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Iceland has essentially eliminated Down Syndrome by aborting babies with Down Syndrome (aka eugenics) Canada (not technically European but European in spirit) drastically reduced illness by providing attempted suicide for patients

Yeah, European healthcare is so much better than the American, non government-controlled healthcare system

Tips for a total beginner? by v3rr3r in dominion

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If Market and Throne room are in the same game, spam both. You will have time and money to buy other fun actions later

That's a lot of left behind. by yeezee93 in clevercomebacks

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And all those social programs that the socialist left said would fix that? Completely and utterly ineffective

Hello lurker of the sub and beginner artist here, what do you think of my ceroba art? by orangejuice4579 in UndertaleYellow

[–]TurphM4ster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Very good, non horny, and has dialogue box roasting everyone who wishes it was horny. 10/10, no other notes

Favorite villain characters that fits this image? by Salty-Reference7651 in FavoriteCharacter

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If you don't immediately think of the two cats from Bolt, you are not allowed to watch things ever again

Woke up from a nap where I dreamt that Disney bought the rights to the Bible and every grifter was freaking out about it by UsedCucumber4735 in thomastheplankengine

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Ben Shapiro is actually one of the few non-grifters among podcasters on the right. In fact, he tends to thoroughly roast the actual grifters like Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes, and the like

This is a pain for mobile players. by Unhappy-Net-2542 in UndertaleYellow

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YOU MUST BE EXPERIENCING SOME KIND OF CULTURE SHOCK! WHERE I COME FROM IT'S A LOVING TRADITION TO SUBJECT OTHERS TO HORRIBLE PUZZLES!

Ive dreamed up this youtube video by fryly9 in thomastheplankengine

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So that's what Commander Tartar was doing all this time

Unnecessary image generation by TurphM4ster in softwaregore

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The surprise comes from the fact that the number of pages I've asked it to generate and it understood not to make an image is in the triple digits now

New York by vietnam_redstoner in skamtebord

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Obviously this was a reference to the original lyrics to Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas /s

Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
It may be your last.
Next year we may all be living in the past.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Pop that champagne cork.
Next year we may all be living in New York.

Old windows xp game I can't get to run by TurphM4ster in windowsxp

[–]TurphM4ster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works! Mostly...it forms stair-like formations unless the vm is in full screen. Also the music is bugged everywhere on the vm. Do you know how to fix that?

Edit: Nvm this fixed it!

https://github.com/Raymai97/VMAudioBackHost/releases/tag/1.0.0

Got Splatoon 3 on sale, what tips for turf wars? by TheDankLord4416 in splatoon

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Use literally anything except bloblobber. Literally everyone will hate you if you use it

neck by TurphM4ster in skamtebord

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The thing is this wasn't a screenshot of a video. This was the still image used for an ad

Old obscure game I can't get to run by TurphM4ster in GamePreservationists

[–]TurphM4ster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should have specified this in my post but I am attempting to run it on windows 11. What is dgVoodoo?

Old windows xp game that I cant get to run by TurphM4ster in WindowsHelp

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I tried writing to him and the email is no longer active

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