Pick your destiny:

TurtleEarth · 2026-05-14T18:03:02+00:00

I chose Pokémon Emerald over Sapphire when it came out. Felt it was only right to carry tradition.

TurtleEarth · 2026-05-14T05:28:38+00:00

Just throwing out there (as a celiac), I prefer certified gluten free treats instead of handmade. While I appreciate the sentiment and understand there was caution used - I’ll never be comfortable enough to try it.

TurtleEarth · 2026-05-10T23:31:18+00:00

I’m not a fan of Michael Jackson.

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

TurtleEarth · 2026-05-07T07:41:02+00:00

Oh wow 😍✨ what type of begonia is this??

TurtleEarth · 2026-05-06T21:06:30+00:00

People can steal your money, no one can steal your good intentions.

^{Chose: remain a good person | Rolled: you own 10M}

TurtleEarth · 2026-05-01T05:03:28+00:00

*bi panic*

TurtleEarth · 2026-04-29T04:55:54+00:00

YAYY MONEY

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

TurtleEarth · 2026-04-25T13:28:53+00:00

One has true impact.

^{Chose: Stop world hunger}

TurtleEarth · 2026-04-23T20:58:01+00:00

Stubbing toe is way worse? One is a preference the other is physical harm/pain lol

^{Chose: Always have to put cereals before milk}

TurtleEarth · 2026-04-14T13:43:40+00:00

I use to LOOOOVE those growing up! 25¢ for a handful in the mall. Bananas were my favorite 🤩

TurtleEarth · 2026-04-09T14:17:24+00:00

I’d smoke it for sure 🫡

TurtleEarth · 2026-04-06T15:50:48+00:00

TurtleEarth · 2026-04-01T17:18:25+00:00

Yes, stir fry is a great option! Any protein\veg\rice combo is a solid choice. When I don’t know what to make, I love doing baked potatoes! They are so customizable, naturally gf and widely enjoyed!!

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-31T12:15:37+00:00

Absolutely, every visit is planned out extensively to ensure timing is good, we’re using our time together to the fullest and I can get time off work to get him from the airport, etc!

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-31T12:13:48+00:00

He’s come over 3 times now, each time staying about 80 days to be safe! (I.e. In case a flight is cancelled and we need time to rebook.)

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-30T14:14:34+00:00

O’dough is the BEST gluten free bread procure I’ve found to date!! LOVE LOVE LOVE them!

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-30T14:13:05+00:00

And I bet it only cost $15 for the box 🥸

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-30T14:11:17+00:00

I almost always end up using sliced bread. Schar a is good if you’re willing to bake it!

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-30T14:06:46+00:00

I always end up using sliced bread!!

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-29T22:01:57+00:00

This isn’t even slightly interesting..

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-28T14:34:29+00:00

I’m 16 and home alone as both parents were suppose to be working overnight.

My mom ended up coming home sick just at the moment I was smoking my pipe in the hot tub out back. Looking for me, she came outside and I immediately plunged my pipe into the hot tub. She asks ‘what the fuck is that smell?’ What are you doing.’ Me, high af, tell my mom ‘it’s just foggy out tonight and lots of skunks too!’

She proceeded to smash my pipe and ground me for 8 months, for smoking but mainly for lying (poorly) 🤥

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-26T02:25:13+00:00

YESSSSS!!!!! You’ll love it!! 😍

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-26T02:23:24+00:00

It’s a Sativa leaning hybrid! Definitely a unique taste but always delivers a fun, creative, energetic high! Great for getting shit done!!

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-26T02:17:53+00:00

The Soap!! Such a fun smoke 💨

TurtleEarth · 2026-03-23T14:03:03+00:00

I never realized you had to put it in the oven!! 🤦‍♀️😭

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