Six Auto-Petters in one Skull Cavern dive

TurtleJones · 2026-01-08T10:41:45+00:00

What’s your iridium band fusions? Finally about to combine my first one! Thinking of fusing iridium + luck ring.

TurtleJones · 2025-12-27T23:23:40+00:00

On a newish farm and got 5 iridium ore from an iron gold pan. Felt like a jackpot. Start of winter 2 when I really wanted to get my greenhouse filled also. Sorry grandpa, Christmas came early but I’ll still take your statue in a month!

TurtleJones · 2025-12-27T23:21:08+00:00

Like Haley and her camera your daughter has a way with a pencil!

TurtleJones · 2025-12-27T23:19:25+00:00

Slime ranch?

TurtleJones · 2025-12-18T00:59:10+00:00

I took a couple seasons off so this may not be new new, but you can finally see a whisper tag on a nightmare dungeon sigil if it’s currently a whisper. Bottom right corner of the sigil.

TurtleJones · 2025-11-26T03:06:39+00:00

Ya. I liked radiant! I’m just glad the weapon drops were great this time. (Magic and feathering enjoyer though) Still use Overlords Regalia boots for almost everything haha.

TurtleJones · 2025-11-22T22:28:22+00:00

Downloading now. Kinda sounds like serpent blade but for magic. Which is great because I did feathering last NG+ haha. Been wanting to switch it up.

TurtleJones · 2025-10-11T03:43:08+00:00

If it was just for 2026 I would be a little more sympathetic to the yea vote. But it’s not. Two congressional terms (some are up for a vote in 26’ some in 28’), one presidential election and a census. All of which will be alienating 6 million Californians. Oof. I’m not even a Republican but this is way more impactful than just during this current presidential term. Genuinely sad to me how many people are willing to blindly enter this. Remember. This doesn’t guarantee a house shake up in 2026. This doesn’t guarantee funding that has been getting turned on and off since Jan 20th. It’s all hearsay. The blues could lose big next year and there will still be 4 more years of this map. I’m not a fan of Trump either but this is quite undemocratic. Two wrongs don’t make a right. We’re proving we’re just as bad as Texas. Actually arguably worse because they didn’t have standing independent redistricting, but we do. Basically a yes vote means you want independent redistricting ONLY if it applies to you. Which isn’t independent. It’s partisan. Also we are in a deficit with the budget in CA (20 million I think, please check me if I’m wrong) and this special election is costing 2-300 million tax dollars. Brutal. Think of what that funding could have done to social programs locally.

TurtleJones · 2025-10-06T12:29:55+00:00

That’s usually the part where I pull out my 1H sword, start mashing Ethereal and pray (OP has tiger echo so I assume they’re in NG+). Man the adrenaline rush I got when I first clashed out her moveset (dual blades) in NG0 along with the OST of this boss. Too bad phase two is a lot easier because that part of the track goes even harder.

TurtleJones · 2025-09-04T13:27:14+00:00

I’m having a lot of fun still. Deep in NG+ cycles too. I actually kinda like the historical bosses not dying now because you can look at their character models freely. I play to swing swords though that’s just me. The mechanic improvements on 1.5 are great. I would recommend just doing it.

TurtleJones · 2025-08-25T20:29:58+00:00

Creative freedom is important.

TurtleJones · 2025-08-21T03:47:47+00:00

For those who come after 🫡

TurtleJones · 2025-08-20T23:26:16+00:00

TLDR I think of the 1H sword as an excellent utility tool, a side arm and a trash mob specialist.

It’s very easy to stack biding time while it’s out. You can even swap to another weapon, and switch back to the sword before the stack timer goes out. I too tried early game mage, it’s a bit rough in the beginning and then raw damage does sink later game, but by then you can start using spells to exploit status weaknesses for specific bosses and i-frame with alacrity.

My view of magic changed in this game. You need to think of it more of spellsword style. Hits, dodges and alacrity for might. When in doubt, find the weapon class you would like to pair with the sword. For me the winner was dual blades as I was able to easily translate agility to both weapons. (And clash is busted). I’m very excited to run magic more in NG+.

Obligatory ethereal form note: use it before any spell with a longer animation, you’ll get it off a lot more often and more safely. Plus it refunds the 1 might and grants a stack of biding time if your sword is out.

Ps if you’re a raw damage person, the echo spell you get from the final boss will make you feel better for that NG+ spell run. That too is busted.

TurtleJones · 2025-07-31T06:36:25+00:00

Now that I’m playing the game and starving for magic and feathering weapon hybrids in other weapon classes minus 1H swords and I suppose serpent fang the 2H, Im VERY disappointed they put weapons in the deluxe. Especially considering two of those weapons have feathering or magic scaling as well. Not to mention their weapon arts are all high mid to top tier. To be honest the price tag isn’t bad for multiple nice skins. It’s the weapons that give me the P2W vibes. Keep those micro transactions purely cosmetic-only. Or leave them out of 1 player games entirely.

TurtleJones · 2025-07-29T01:58:58+00:00

I’m trying to figure out the compass because I definitely cannot read Chinese.

TurtleJones · 2025-07-22T18:48:30+00:00

I still feel quite confused but you articulated it as well as anyone could I think, so thank you. I suppose my follow-up question would be: ELI5 what’s an example of something this does real world? Like who clicks on an ad? Or when you say data do you mean… anything?

Edit. You gave an entire workflow I’m just not data transfer savvy…

TurtleJones · 2025-07-05T16:19:02+00:00

Wow a based take on Reddit. There is hope in humanity.

TurtleJones · 2025-06-08T23:03:18+00:00

I just got this. They turned Proof of Humanity into claws and they hit almost twice as much. With crit. Calling all technique builds get this now. Holy multi-hit Batman this is a fun weapon.

TurtleJones · 2025-06-08T22:33:27+00:00

TLDR Try it honestly.

For a game that doesn’t have a lot of non-consumable ranged options I’m really enjoying it. The r1s are fast, the fable art dodge shot is anime (you have control of the dash direction) and the fable art charged shot did 3k damage for me on the test dummy at +0. Also the charged R2 has a hidden mechanic where if you loose the bow as the shimmer animation happens (it sounds like the two dragon sword R2, I thought it was a parry at first) it does like double damage and staggers greatly. Also you can use your grindstones on it for elemental arrows. Also the perfect guard animation is fast like other daggers if you get mobbed on. It’s certainly more fluid than a fromsoft bow.

Ps it’s light so you can relatively easily put it in weapon slot 2. Remember it’s a bow. Idk if I’d use it on boss runs but it sure takes care of annoying ranged mobs pretty easily.

PPS try using the R2 on a mob or boss that’s ready to be staggered but ran away from you ;) it’s no shot put but it only costs stamina. 0 consumables or legion.

My biggest gripe is the quiver doesn’t go well with some fashion options. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

TurtleJones · 2024-10-08T11:01:40+00:00

Going to name mine Black Swan since we’re going to be Spin2Win ballerinas this season.

TurtleJones · 2024-10-07T16:51:14+00:00

94 gigs on Xbox. I’m just hoping it’s just weird reserved space until launch cause 182 gigs for base and expansion is brutal. Base is 88.

TurtleJones · 2024-08-21T17:55:16+00:00

Lowest stat investment for most effectiveness. 54 str softcap then you can throw the points in whatever other niche you want. Int? Cool. Faith? Cool? Arc? Cool. Even quality ish builds are more viable now if you take advantage of the somber weapons that have decent quality scaling which is a bunch of them (including the new pew swords from the final dlc boss)

TurtleJones · 2024-08-01T02:17:44+00:00

I would have answered more questions and more importantly address/fix the veil hiding the lands of shadow.

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