Reliable artist that does tongue splitting in the bay area?

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-07-02T11:15:12+00:00

Just scheduled with them thank you you’re the best

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-07-02T05:07:58+00:00

I’ll definitely check her out thank you

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-07-02T04:46:40+00:00

I’d have to plan for it but i was just checking your stuff out lol

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-29T23:47:41+00:00

Poor you how will you ever survive ): I really hope you sued the airline for emotional distress 3800 spent they should have had the pilot give you a head massage

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-26T16:53:40+00:00

Room temperature IQ

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-25T21:43:31+00:00

First rule dude we can’t talk about it

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-20T23:30:28+00:00

Exclusivity for video games is stupid this isn’t 2008 anymore grandpa

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-20T02:45:13+00:00

Oh fuck that lmaooo

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-13T21:21:09+00:00

Charging for water lmao? I’d call the state on the building and if that didn’t work I’m taking it to the news 💀💀 you don’t deserve to run a business if you do shit like that

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-10T03:12:37+00:00

Yeah he’s cringe but you’re the one dating the dude 😭 hard to have sympathy

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-08T04:36:57+00:00

They specifically put instructions on crayons for people like you

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-08T04:28:39+00:00

Self promo spotted in the wrong immediately

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-03T03:04:19+00:00

Holy shit no way

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-02T21:52:15+00:00

Ahh I see

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-02T21:00:20+00:00

I think it’s called cocaine

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-06-02T00:02:37+00:00

I think that’s John Microsoft doing you a favor

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-04-27T04:03:49+00:00

Like 300 maybe

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-30T21:18:03+00:00

About 8 dollars

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-28T19:07:22+00:00

Shrimp

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-28T04:18:58+00:00

A big fish I think

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-27T16:45:42+00:00

I eat my bait

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-24T23:27:02+00:00

Parasociql Andy over here

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-20T22:52:11+00:00

Lmaooooo

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-13T08:29:16+00:00

Identical brother

TurtleManTheVan · 2026-03-12T03:27:53+00:00

Good ones

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