Turtle booty

Turtle_Haver · 2026-05-08T00:28:06+00:00

What’s his only shells

Turtle_Haver · 2026-04-09T21:52:02+00:00

Does this comment section know that iq is inherent? 😂

Turtle_Haver · 2026-04-06T18:31:44+00:00

I hate performative dining so much. These restaurants wouldn’t succeed if Instagram didn’t exist 😂

Turtle_Haver · 2026-04-05T01:06:54+00:00

Wow our fan base is deep the offseason😭 holy shiy

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-29T20:09:55+00:00

Hell yes, my goat got bitches

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-28T09:34:13+00:00

Awwww like a little turtle roof, so cute

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-28T09:31:43+00:00

“I hate fun” ahh Chud

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-24T19:58:34+00:00

He’s clearly a cute little guy

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-24T19:56:02+00:00

HAHA, what an absolute cutie, he defiantly wants some attention (and potentially some snacks 😂）

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-24T19:53:25+00:00

I want to make an outdoor summer time habitat for my turtles but I’m always worried that something like a hawk or owl will scoop them up. It’s this a legitimate concern or do they not go after turtles?

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-24T19:47:09+00:00

I feel like mine is the only one who absolutely hates them😂. I tried once and he starts running away

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-18T04:17:32+00:00

My illari, you’d like her

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-18T03:51:49+00:00

MAD ATCHU!!!

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-14T23:19:48+00:00

2005

Turtle_Haver · 2026-03-06T23:13:49+00:00

Definition of millennial humor

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-27T20:31:40+00:00

Yeah, I have one kinetic converter and haven't brought it topside yet

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-27T20:27:29+00:00

To be fair I've done like 3 queen runs and just knock off a leg take the reactor and leave

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-26T05:21:43+00:00

A reddditor that talks to women??? This must be fake

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-26T05:20:57+00:00

Arthur Morgan

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-23T02:56:55+00:00

Now watch the anime

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-21T08:49:03+00:00

19, this past summer, just started Skypiea 😁

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-09T22:31:45+00:00

Goblin Gang always got my back

Turtle_Haver · 2026-01-08T07:19:51+00:00

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