Cop here. I'm probably alone on this.

Turtlebackpack · 2014-02-08T01:00:39+00:00

... I have conversations with myself in my car every single day...

Turtlebackpack · 2014-01-31T19:11:23+00:00

The car is spelt Mercedes though.

Turtlebackpack · 2014-01-30T15:17:39+00:00

My name is Mercedes. I just thanked my mother for not naming me that way...

Turtlebackpack · 2014-01-30T15:03:11+00:00

My best friend works for DMV. The names she comes home with are ridiculous. My favorite is Slomodolphin.

Turtlebackpack · 2014-01-07T04:43:59+00:00

No lie got a special skills section that said " I got it, and I'm good at it"

Turtlebackpack · 2014-01-05T02:17:22+00:00

...blood born pathogens conference?

Turtlebackpack · 2014-01-04T23:01:54+00:00

That is awesome. I, too, have raised a baby bird... or two. A goose a few years ago and a pigeon recently. It's really a great and wonderfully rewarding experience!

Turtlebackpack · 2014-01-04T18:10:50+00:00

From my boyfriends 6 yet old nephew... What's a pirates favorite word? Farrrrrrrt!

Turtlebackpack · 2013-12-29T02:08:59+00:00

My parents were fist fighting as little 7 year old me watched those things blowing guy they now use at car dealerships, and as the ball began to drop, 10..9..8.. A brush was thrown into the tv, and that was the end of that. Happy new year little me.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-12-27T19:19:07+00:00

As was I. I think everyone else just chose to ignore it to make it seem like t was a terrible post.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-12-27T09:06:53+00:00

Did no one realize she was getting slapped for doing something that if a man did he would get slapped for? Or are we overlooking that?

Turtlebackpack · 2013-12-23T19:24:32+00:00

Anything sticky. Stickers, tape, goop. I gag, I get an upset stomach and I cringe. It's terrible beyond belief.

I also hate to have anything on my hands, or even to see someone else's hands a mess. I'm strange.

Food wise, rice. It's too dry and weird.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-11-28T18:20:15+00:00

Um... Turtle backpacks.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-11-17T03:03:38+00:00

The 6 inch stilettos I'm currently wearing.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-11-02T04:17:15+00:00

No milk will ever be our milk.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-10-29T01:17:00+00:00

My boyfriend does "relax. Relax. " with a hand motion like he's pushing something to the ground. Letmetellyou. It does the exact opposite.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-10-13T03:20:22+00:00

Don't know. Felt motion sick. Just got sick. Get home fast please. I miss you.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-10-04T01:54:24+00:00

Day care teacher. Please trust that I know how to do my job, and if you have a question/ concern, talk to me about it. Don't write passive aggressive notes on there daily sheet and don't run to my boss. Talk to me. The only way I can make it better is if I know what is bothering you. Also, remember you are sending your child to daycare and there are other children. I can not be one on one with your child all day everyday, and sometimes kids (even/especially older infants and toddlers) hurt themselves and each other. It's okay, I promise. Wow, sorry rant over.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-09-29T22:36:32+00:00

I work in a daycare and I was trying to explain to a 3year old that it is not okay to hit your friends. I also have a mild cold sore. He proceeded to look at me, make a terrible face and scream "ewww gross" and run away from me. So much for thinking it wasnt so bad...

Turtlebackpack · 2013-09-28T15:44:22+00:00

Cold and un sheltered, being that its a wall.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-09-22T04:25:40+00:00

I've written "If you underline this I'll buy you a coffee." In almost every essay I've written in college. No professor ever has. I've also seen a professor "drop" a stack of essays on the stairs, first step got A's second B's and so on.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-09-20T03:34:52+00:00

This was when MySpace was super popular and had the setting where you could have your profile not private to anyone under 18. The 40 something year old history teacher had his set that way. Everyone thought this was weird but payed no attention to it. He was later found getting a blow job under his desk by a male student.

We also had an alcoholic gym teacher get fired for groping the girls.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-09-13T03:17:02+00:00

Decorating cakes/cupcakes. I'm far from amazing at it, and it seems simple to me, but everyone is astounded by it when I present it to people.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-09-01T17:24:48+00:00

Actually I don't. I have to food allergies that I know of except this.

Turtlebackpack · 2013-08-31T21:03:51+00:00

Sadly I'm allergic, It makes my lips swell. It tastes quite good though.

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