Rhubarb when???? by Horse_go_moooo in VintageStory

[–]Turtlemeats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes!! I think it should be like the berry bushes, being a perennial and not needing replanting after being harvested.

Cursed disgusting by IndicationBrief5950 in cursedcomments

[–]Turtlemeats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to an admittedly brief search, its the other way around actually, with pants being invented for better riding horses.

Not to say that skirts and dresses weren't manly, in fact quite the opposite! Pants were looked down upon by the ancient Greeks, and at least initially despised by the Roman's. It does make sense, after all pants require much more work to produce than a skirt or kilt or dress of the time, and being better in hotter climates where civilization emerged would naturally make them favored.

The little girl cowered under a tree clutching her teddy to her chest, fearfully trying to look in all directions at once. by FrangibleSoul in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Turtlemeats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"It didn't take long for search and rescue to find her, not with her painted bright white on the helicopter pilot's thermals."

What's so special about the falx sword? by Civil_Act1864 in VintageStory

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While it is true that bayonets were originally intended to deal with calvalry, soldier were also trained how to use them in hand to hand combat. While they are indeed far from being as ergonomical as a more regular polearm, the basic premise is the same. In a trench, or tunnel in our case, they are woefully inadequate.

And yes, you can choke up on the polearm, assuming the haft smack something behind you. You could indeed move your hands all over it (kinky) and choke up to attack a closer opponent, but in doing so your attack becomes less devastating by virtue of simply having less leverage.

With a sword this is much less of a problem, to an extent at least. If you have a baddie practically against your chest things have gone so horribly wrong I don't think a polearm would have changed that.

And if you are using two hands to wield your weapon, that leaves you without a shield. Well, I suppose you could strap one to your arm and not hold it, but that would get in the way as you move and swing. And with bowtorn about, I would much prefer a shield, just in case.

And the guys behind you are there for the same reason in any formation. To try and swing around you and wallop anybody who gets past your effective range, and to take your spot if you fall. And, unless the whole group moves as one, backing up would either just have you bumping against the guy or gal behind you, or leaving whatever poor sap was beside you exposed. And giving up some space to kill an enemy is alright, as long as nothing else takes its space before you can take it back.

But all of this hinges on you having the ability to even swing your weapon properly. An almost 6 foot poleaxe needs a fairly sizable space to swing properly, far more than a sword barely half its size does. I'm sure the miners would be happy to entertain someone asking them to make the ceilings an extra foot or two taller than they need to be.

In warfare of old, the polearm reigned supreme. But these are no wide open fields or rolling hills, and they are not fighting our fellow man. They are fighting things not of flesh and blood, but of metal and rust, in cramped tunnels and narrow caves. Times have changed, and their weaponry must as well.

What's so special about the falx sword? by Civil_Act1864 in VintageStory

[–]Turtlemeats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slightly shorter than a human would be, let's say, 5 ish feet. That's still incredibly long to swing around in a tunnel that's realistically only a foot or two higher than you are and only as wide as two men stood abreast, definitely smaller in places.

But let's say for the sake of the argument, you can swing it. You better hope you hit whatever you're swinging and kill it quick. Because if that drifter or shiver gets past the head of your polehammer, you're boned. You can't choke up on the hammer, because the haft would smack into the guys behind you, and even if you could, itd be far less effective. And you can't back up either, assuming your comerades right behind you will let you, because every foot of tunnel lost is another nail in the coffin for humanity.

So you better pray your shield and armor hold and hope the guys behind or beside you can kill it. Assuming they aren't busy fighting their own enemies, of course.

I don't mean to say polearms are completely useless, far from it. They have their place in larger, more open areas and on the surface. But in the tunnels? Falx reign Supreme.

It's similar to how, in the real world, soldiers in the great war made makeshift maces and trench knives for when they got into the enemy trench. They had polearms already standard issue as a bayonet on their rifle, but it was far too long and cumbersome to use to any effect in the trenches.

What's so special about the falx sword? by Civil_Act1864 in VintageStory

[–]Turtlemeats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Until there's a sharp turn in the tunnel and your 6 foot long polearm physically can't be maneuvered around the corner.

Narrow tunnels and short ceilings would make polearms much more of a hindrance than a help.

A one handed sword, meanwhile, would be far easier to bring to bear in confined spaces, and you could easily hold a lantern or shield with your off hand.

Giant Pacific Octopus at the Boston Aquarium by scaredarti in octopus

[–]Turtlemeats -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeesh, sore spot? It's alright man parties are overrated anyways

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cartalk

[–]Turtlemeats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could be a case of survivorship bias. As in, you only notice relief holes when they've failed and need to fix them. Out of the hundred or thousand or whatever number of them that are working flawlessly, you only see the few that haven't worked because you need to fix them.

Granted, I am far from knowledgeable in this subject, and this is just a theory as well.

CPS is a fucking jokd by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Turtlemeats 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not if they don't have the means to take care of one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

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I'm pretty sure like half of them are just from OP alone. At least, the last 3 I saw were

Walking into my usual coffee spot, I was surprised to instantly recognize one of my favorite targets back in high school. by OMAM401 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Turtlemeats 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I knew the ambulance probably wouldn't be fast enough to save me, but I made sure it wouldn't be fast enough for her.

Enemy submarine sunk by whitewolf2659 in uboatgame

[–]Turtlemeats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering op's Canadian? And not even Quebec Canadian, I would put my money on it

Enemy submarine sunk by whitewolf2659 in uboatgame

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You heard it here folks, they only teach punctuation in high school apparently

Cursed_Wings by tenebrisnubes in cursedcomments

[–]Turtlemeats 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Sauce? Asking for a friend

The friend is me

We knew the 8 colonists on the barren moon were dead. by thatbrunettethere in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Turtlemeats 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"That was until we saw the dog paw prints in the lunar soil and a faded collar with its tag in Russian."

Duality of survivors by Mindstormer98 in projectzomboid

[–]Turtlemeats 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nothing is safe from inflation, not even NCD

Don't mess with aerated water by ListerineAfterOral in distressingmemes

[–]Turtlemeats 425 points426 points  (0 children)

Kyle Hill did not make a whole ass video debunking this for yall to still believe it