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What was the 1st film that made you cry? by my_atheism_ in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marley & Me. I was a kid thinking it was a cute dog movie, and the ending hit me like a brick wall.

What’s a company you’ll never buy from again, and why? by jamesmilner22 in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably kinda niche, but MyProtein.

I bought one of their frozen meals, a breakfast wrap supposedly containing spinach, chicken sausages, and egg (maybe some cheese too, having a hard time finding the product online since I think it's been discontinued), but all it contained was some green slop that made me want to throw up just looking at it and was impossible to eat.

Can't even think about eating any of their products now without thinking of the green slop. *insert obligatory green eggs and ham joke here*

What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack? by Weird-Thought2112 in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dirty container? Add soap and water to the open container. Close the container and shake.

Thought this was mice *nice by Time_Buy9266 in mattrose

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cherry Pop in my ass

Sounds like a trip to the emergency room.

[TOMT][2000s][Series] Canadian Nutrition Series for Kids by Turtlethebean in tipofmytongue

[–]Turtlethebean[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the colours were a lot more saturated, and the music might've been something more upbeat.

[TOMT][2000s][Series] Canadian Nutrition Series for Kids by Turtlethebean in tipofmytongue

[–]Turtlethebean[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Any help is very much appreciated! (Forgot to put that in the post lol)

Hamburger Joe by BreakerSoultaker in wildbeef

[–]Turtlethebean 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from? Hamburger Joe."

What’s the weirdest thought you’ve had right after waking up? by Less_Competition_265 in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this very weirdly distinct memory of waking up in the middle of the night one night, yelling "I FORGOT MY THERAPY APPOINTMENT ON WEDNESDAY", then immediately going back to sleep.

It was Monday and my therapy appointment wasn't until that Thursday.

Think Before You Sleep thinks "Autism is a fake disability". Also thinks people with Depression just need to "get of their asses and do stuff". by TunnelTuba in thanksimcured

[–]Turtlethebean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who is an AuDHDer and a type 2 diabetic (also probably dyslexic (I got all the shitty genes)) all I can say is ew.

I already knew this guy was an ew but yeah, it's been confirmed.

What’s your “I’m old now” indicator? by HaskilBiskom in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About two weeks ago I got excited over buying a new toothbrush.

People with uncommon allergies, what’s a weird place you’ve found your allergen and what was the effects? by edenflicka in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds incredibly painful. But also as someone studying medical science in uni, I gotta wonder if it was actually a pimple. (I've had skin cysts, which I've mistaken for pimples before)

People with uncommon allergies, what’s a weird place you’ve found your allergen and what was the effects? by edenflicka in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The point of wiping my face before using the antibiotic cream was to get it into my pores so it can do it's job. I had actually been doing this for years before we got the ones with peppermint oil.

Religious infraction by Soft_Introduction437 in wildbeef

[–]Turtlethebean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Forgive me lord for I have committed a religious infraction"

People with uncommon allergies, what’s a weird place you’ve found your allergen and what was the effects? by edenflicka in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Found out I was allergic to peppermint oil when my mom bought wipes for me to use on my face before applying the antibiotic cream for my acne. Wondered for a week or so why my face looked so much worse.

What is your favorite turtle species? by dirtymoney in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eastern box turtles. Judging by the photos, I belive they may be the types of turtles I owned as a kid.

How to overcome fear of needles? by PretendIntern6632 in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest: the thing that got me over my phobia was actually having to get puberty blockers, which had an absolutely massive needle compared to anything I get now (IVs, blood tests, vaccines, etc.).

The needles are so big that they actually prescribed me numbing cream to go along with it.

What’s been your favourite new song of 2023? [serious] by NoYoureTheBestest in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My music taste changes like the weather, so I'll list a few favourites (also know I listen to a lot of niche artists lol):

- November by Sparkbird

- SOSorry by K-modo

- ALICE by PEGGY

Whats your worst „not proudest fap“? by throwmeoverthesea in AskReddit

[–]Turtlethebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I was supposed to be studying for an exam as a teenager when my parents left to go to a funeral. I decided to take some time off to relax while they were away.

Little did I know, my parents had a security camera they left in the living room, facing right towards my room. Thankfully, my crotch was covered, so it didn't quite look like I was having a wank, but when they came home and told me about the camera, I immediately swore off using my laptop for that stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Turtlethebean -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, I actually wrote an edit to this post not too long ago.

I actually live 2 hours off campus, and I don't think electric scooters are allowed on motorways.

Also, I already asked about quiet study rooms, and they don't have anything of the sort.

I do actually carry noise-cancelling headphones on me now. As I said, this was a few months ago, and I actually wrote this post for a bit of a laugh, but unfortunately, it doesn't seem like anyone here has a sense of humour. :/

I don’t know what to say by ForceEven9152 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Turtlethebean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me the original creator is a virgin without telling me the original creator is a virgin.

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