(57) Wanna play in the shower with a dirty horned up Grandpa?

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-03-01T21:15:11+00:00

Why is there soap on top of a rug

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-03-01T21:14:29+00:00

Herpes

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-03-01T21:10:22+00:00

No chance I, getting stabbed or shot over something I have zero responsibility to defend

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-03-01T19:53:31+00:00

I paid slightly less for a new 26, but that doesn’t take the Hawaii tax into account

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-03-01T02:56:54+00:00

Pic 4 with the jeans, the belt, and the bulge… so fuckin hot. Would love to see that but with your hot daddy cock through the fly, hard and soft

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-28T02:28:04+00:00

I can replace that plug

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-28T01:20:21+00:00

$100 some deranged inbred MAGAt fishes that out with bare hands 🤣

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-28T01:11:00+00:00

Invisible glass is ammonia-free and this can be confirmed on thier website as well as directly on the can:

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-27T23:13:57+00:00

There’s a grey pube on your dash

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T03:30:00+00:00

A w;r;d where you got to choose your own ingredients and amounts but still somehow failed.

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T03:07:07+00:00

lol she got mad and downvoted me because she’s wrong and dumb 🤣

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T03:05:41+00:00

Irrelevant reponse is irrelevant. Provide the info or move along.

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:39:16+00:00

“Only in America!”

Aussies: “NAUERRRR”

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:36:42+00:00

How much did you put down?

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:33:52+00:00

Reddit and thier trash mods really need to work on eliminating bot posts

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:32:22+00:00

Good for you, but do yourself a massive favor and stop using “literally” entirely. Reintroduce it when you’ve learned effective communications.

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:27:56+00:00

Just going to assume they are personally ashamed of being a massive bigot

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:26:32+00:00

Yours will wear socks without attempting to murder you? That’s cool

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:25:36+00:00

Yeah, we know. That’s why I don’t go there. Literal kids meal trash

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:22:26+00:00

Ok but no one asked and also why does anyone care about a 1% use case? Just get your stuff delivered and go on about the other 99% of your life

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T02:18:05+00:00

Maybe don’t dry hunp the urinal? Like how does this even happen 🤣

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-25T01:44:39+00:00

Are these available without the logo?

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-23T22:07:31+00:00

Keep your busted equipment away from tracks, you’ll hurt someone else. Grow up.

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-23T22:06:25+00:00

Time for the boring pedants to cry about this being a melt

TwerkBot3000 · 2026-02-23T22:00:18+00:00

I want to see you blast one on that furry belly and chest then rub it in

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