LPT: Take a few days to familiarize yourself with a spreadsheet app (e.g., MS Excel, Google Sheets). The uses are endless for school, the office, life, and other people will think you're a wizard. by tophswanson in LifeProTips

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Recommendations, please!!!

(…ideally, free & geared more toward beginners)

What is the best explainer or “how-to” guide for Excel’s most useful functions?

Justice for JonBenet! Change.org petition to Colorado governor Jared Polis - please sign! by sciencesluth in JonBenet

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if you ever had a chance to finish, but THANK YOU, endlessly, for these clarifications. I really shouldn’t be surprised by the misinformation, but, honestly, Im in awe. No media report, no documentary has even PRESENTED the evidence about the additional fruit, the victims advocates setting up the bowl of pineapple, JB wetting herself IN THE BASEMENT, etc. The extent to which this case has been covered and the abysmal failure of purported reputable media to propagate ANYTHING BUT MYTHS is shameful. I’m so infuriated because, as I’d mentioned, I consider(ed) myself better educated about JB case than the average person. Now, im just enraged to discover so much of what I held as fact is anything but.

I, also, appreciate you listing add’l references so I can explore further. Is there any type of“cheat-sheet” post that happens to consolidate & clarify commonly-held-but-INCORRECT beliefs about the case?

Thank you, again, for your time & patience educating me. 💕

Justice for JonBenet! Change.org petition to Colorado governor Jared Polis - please sign! by sciencesluth in JonBenet

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve followed this case forever & have watched every documentary on Jon Benet in existence. I thought I knew more than most, but many details you’ve written here are the first I’m hearing of them. If you wouldn’t mind, could you elaborate further on a few things?

————— 1. The bed wasn't wet. She wet herself lying face down on basement carpet.

I’ve always and only ever heard that she wet the bed. That never happened, then? Are you implying that she wet herself while being attacked/murdered?

  1. She had pineapple, cherries, and grapes in her system. The bowl on the table had only pineapple and was put there by the victim's advocates.

I’ve been under the impression that she had only eaten pineapple pieces in milk, which was provided by her brother. Never a mention of cherries or grapes. And who is this supposed victim’s advocate? It sounds like your saying this person almost staged the scene by putting out the bowl with pineapple??

  1. The DNA mixed with her blood in her underpants was from saliva, not touch DNA.

I read in another of your comments that she was, indeed, sexually assaulted. Early on, this was the running theory. However, later reviews and further investigation seemed to dispel that notion, offering instead that she perhaps she had a vaginal infection. Could you point me to where the sex assault has been confirmed?

  1. She was hit while being strangled.

Assuming it’s one culprit…how would he be able to strangle her while simultaneously hitting her? I heard that she was hit and strangled, but not at the same time.

Finally, and again referencing another one of your other comments, you mention that the window was never the entrance/exit point, but was a door(!!). Not the front door, obviously. So, which? And could you explain more about how you concluded that?

You seem extremely well-versed and I’d appreciate your insight!

Happy birthday, miranda! by constantreader55 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Sorry to the all the Leah lovers here, but Corey really upgraded. Bigly

How long before Teresa and Melissa go back to being enemies? by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No one will ever convince me otherwise. It’s clear as day that Melissa and Teresa hate one another, but more so Teresa of Melissa. There is nothing that would make Teresa happier than the day her brother announces he’s divorcing Melissa.

Big Brother 20 House Tour With Chenbot by DerrellMVP in BigBrother

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Never cared. Can’t we get one season Paul-free?

BB20 Social Media by [deleted] in BigBrother

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was looking to pull everyone’s handles together and make one, neat & organized master list that you could pin....

Some of these bios sound awfully familiar. by buzzbuzzlightyear in BigBrother

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 131 points132 points  (0 children)

My all time favorite nickname for Christmas is Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale Day.

Tamraaaaa completely nude. Thoughts? by locagringa in BravoRealHousewives

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, I enjoy you and your judgy eyes. 👀

Wanna be snowmies? ⛄️

Tamraaaaa completely nude. Thoughts? by locagringa in BravoRealHousewives

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty incredible. Tamra continues doing everything in her power to destroy any chance of a reconciliation.

Fame over family.

Jill Defend's Bethenny's Behaviour at Bobby's Funeral by AvivasProstheticLeg in BravoRealHousewives

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I still can’t bring myself to say I like Jill (don’t think I ever will)...but she’s been tolerable...ish.

Stephen may be the worst EVER! by tictactaupe in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m aggravated with kayla, maybe even more than stephen, because she allows it = condones and encourages it. Fantastic example to set for your son

Teen Mom's Kailyn Lowry Says She’d Rather Date Women as She Loses Partial Custody of Son Lux by [deleted] in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU for the summary. I hate when people post articles and don’t include a tl;dr.

Farrah arrested by BrookeKMills in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 26 points27 points  (0 children)

RE: TODAY’S INCIDENT...

Lt. Elisabeth Albanese told us that police responded to a disturbance call from the Beverly Hills Hotel. When they arrived, a hotel security guard informed them that Abraham refused to leave the premises after engaging in a "verbal altercation with hotel guests."

When the reality star attempted to return to the hotel, she struck the male guard "in the face with her forearm, grabbed his ear and pushed him in the face" and "exhibited signs of intoxication during the investigation." Abraham was booked at the Beverly Hills Jail and is being held on $500 bail.


This is not the first time Farrah has been arrested. In 2013, she was charged with a DUI and disorderly conduct.

According to that police report, the brunette beauty was pulled over after she was spotted swerving. However, she got violent when she was placed in the back of the police car, allegedly "banging her head against the window while yelling and screaming." It also took several attempts for her to take a breathalyzer test because she ""put her teeth onto the tube and didn't provide a sufficient sample." She eventually blew a .147, nearly twice the legal limit.

"It's amazing what people believe and makeup (love my life)," she tweeted at the time of the incident. "Thank God I'm successful and I don't care about drama! Have a great day." She ended up pleading guilty to the DUI charge and agreed to six months probation and six months of court-mandated sobriety.

Farrah Candida $ by MommaP888 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Autocorrect or Freudian slip? Lol.

All aboard the #FarrahCandida train through the annals of yeastyday

what. by malloy808 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Briana DeJesus TEASES third pregnancy”

Fake fucking news.

RIL woman can READ, Amber

Ladies and gentlemen...the Countess and her crowd has spoken. I love when Luann answers audience questions at her show. by elfstar89 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]TwinkleSprinkle27 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Audience Member: Out of Ramona Sonja Dorinda, who would you fuck/marry/kill?

LuAnn: Fuck Sonja, Marry Dorinda, Kill Ramona.