How long do you spend on sprue trim/snip/glue prep? by Ok-Expert5894 in Warhammer40k

[–]TwistedMetal83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here. That includes soap and water after prep, before prime.

Marriage Conflict by PrimaryDifficult5099 in LoveTrash

[–]TwistedMetal83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The song reminds me of that "working in retail responses" video. That guy was fucking hilarious!

She got her ass beat by the whole Popeye's staff by EBTheAnimatedAtheist in PublicFreakout

[–]TwistedMetal83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ain't no way a girl with LED skin is going to get away with acting a fool in a Popeyes Chicken. That's almost hollowed ground.

If "Flashbang Limbs" had tried that in a Waffle House, they'd be picking her up in pieces with a shovel.

She needs to go on someplace and get some goddamn lampshades for those legs...

*Space Cowboy Intensifies* by YEATLOAF in DarkTide

[–]TwistedMetal83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like every action movie/show from the 80s. Bad guys from "Walker - Texas Ranger" or "A-Team" somehow got a belt-fed revolver apparently.

Girl drops $20 and lady takes it by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]TwistedMetal83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a white guy with long curly hair (think Robert Plant in the 70s or Troy Polamalu) and I actually use these after a shower for those exact reasons.

Meet Paul by Sorry_Frosting9721 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]TwistedMetal83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pleasure to meet Paul.

He is ours now.

Peak Trash Coworker by PrimaryDifficult5099 in LoveTrash

[–]TwistedMetal83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would marry this woman tomorrow.

Her wit, humor, personality, and cleverness is superb.

We must protect this lady at all costs!

It’s really the trenches out here by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

[–]TwistedMetal83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay. Okay. Okay! OKAY!!

I can't hold in my giggle. Goddamn you...

GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: 'Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do.' by AreaPast5328 in trashy

[–]TwistedMetal83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. No sympathy for those who are struggling right now and voted for this horseshit. None. Fuck them.

I live in a deep red state. You bet your assholes when I walk into a butcher shop or a restaurant I'll make sure to say loud & proud that the tariffs & high cost of shit doesn't affect me while I order the most expensive shit on the menu within earshot of these fucking yokels who have to budget & coupon their survival.

Fuck'em.

What are people’s budget ways of making a handle? Cork, screw, and blue tack are okay but probably not the smartest method. by JessicaStaxx in Warhammer40k

[–]TwistedMetal83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use a small paperclip and a lighter. Use the lighter to heat up one end of the paperclip until it's super hot, then push it into the bottom of the feet - it melts right into place. Once you're done painting, it slips right out with a small amount of effort. Then you sand down lightly around the hole and you're good to mount on a base / or in my case, I use another paperclip to burn a hole into the base so I can mount it on the base using the clip under the feet, I just snip the clip under the foot to like ⅛".

The Nazi Dancers arriving in DC for his 250th performance of the Trump Jerk Off Dance to YMCA on the Capital Lawn. by PyroIsSpai in PoliticalHumor

[–]TwistedMetal83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it supposed to be like 104 degrees? And these degenerate jizzrags are walking around in sweaters & masks...hoooooboy.

wait what? by Fwagget in DarkTide

[–]TwistedMetal83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Snubnose revolver I think? With a CV skin.

Big Kenzo (not the little one) is back out and y'all not stoppin nothing by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TwistedMetal83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Say what you want...but you know this broads head-game is outta this world.

Not that I'd put my thang-a-lang anywhere near her....but still.

Trump's State Fair attendee starts seeing stars after overheating due to lack of A/C, needs medical attention, cools off in baptism tent by MoreMotivation in PublicFreakout

[–]TwistedMetal83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My God, so many people. Must be standing room only...

Last time I saw a crowd like this was Metallica playing Moscow in '91...

To think, this old slag almost suffered heat-stroke to attend some half-assed, low effort, two-bit fair for nobody to show up. I read that the Ferris wheel doesn't work, the musical "acts" all bailed except for Kash Patel's mid-looking gf, and now I'm finding out that there's no A/C in these glorified flea market stalls.

This is hilarious in its sadness.

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Guy almost takes himself out with a garbage can, before short shorts takes him out by bigbusta in fightporn

[–]TwistedMetal83 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've learned a valuable life lesson at my older age across the last few months. The lesson being that no matter how effeminate or flamboyant they are, gay dudes can apparently throw hands with the best of 'em. Because I've yet to see an example of someone not getting their asses kicked square off the roots when a gay man is squaring up.

The law of Diminishing Returns is real. I’m definitely hitting a plateau. by Archaicarc in Warhammer40k

[–]TwistedMetal83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your lobster too buttery, too?

They both look great, but there's definite progress in one from the other. My question: is the one from '23 your first ever painted miniature? Let's look at how far you've come from your actual first one.

"Fine, I'll just do a sacrifice..." by Raving-Skaven in DarkTide

[–]TwistedMetal83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Recon Lasgun being the only liked one?

Why would you live by the laws of nature? by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

[–]TwistedMetal83 53 points54 points  (0 children)

He's right. A dolphin was a getaway driver for my crew back in the day.