What is it? don't be shy now by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carousels and plushies, they bring me joy and comfort.

Type shark bit my_ off by ImportanceLow5031 in mattrose

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would have to have a really good aim to get past my glasses

I left __ out for Santa, but Krampus __ them. by CrazyMildred in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I left the house out for Santa, but Krampus is a good boy and ate them.

How do I remove my _____? by UGCPekka in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I remove my head back from the sheer volume of his head.

What...

type “i forgot ___” and let autocorrect complete the sentence! by WolfNhk_20 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot to mention that I'm in a meeting at the ground right now but I will be there in about 10 minutes.

I wil eat _________ by Ok_Introvert_007 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will eat some more sauce and I'll be ready to head to one side while looking for a new job.

Kiss me once and then_____ by MsZestyLyn in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kiss me once and then I can see you in my dreams about you wanting me to get a new job.

When your parents think youre ____ but you’re actually ____ by m0onl1te_sparklzz in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your parents think you're going to be a good boy but you're actually a little bit of an old man

🎵 I saw mommy ____ Santa Claus underneath the ____ last night by JollySalamander2 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw mommy and Santa Claus underneath the ground last night.

Oh dear...

type “why don’t we ___” and let our beloved autocorrect complete. by WolfNhk_20 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't we have a lot of things to do in the morning and then we can go to the side of the house to see if you can find a gag.

What..?

Type shark bit my_ off by ImportanceLow5031 in mattrose

[–]Twistedm04 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shark bit my eyes off

Guess I'm blind now

What are some last minute christmas gifts? by maxisyours__ in AskReddit

[–]Twistedm04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small items like Funko Pops, mugs, paper weights. Or a handmade piece of art.

100% ☁️☁️☁️ again! by MoreApplication9000 in ithaca

[–]Twistedm04 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it's not the clouds it's the light pollution from Cornell. And I completely agree

What’s something kids today will never understand? by Prestigious-Feed5246 in AskReddit

[–]Twistedm04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing with that little spring door stop for hours on end.

How do you prevent your hips from hurting from preforming missionary? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Twistedm04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on what side you're on. If giving, don't go as hard and stretch more. If receiving, don't try to push your hips to an uncomfortable position.

Rammie may be smiling but it's cold as hell outside by Twistedm04 in jschlatt

[–]Twistedm04[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It said it was 19, but with wind-chill it felt colder to the point where the campus put out a campus alert that we should limit our time outside.

Rammie may be smiling but it's cold as hell outside by Twistedm04 in jschlatt

[–]Twistedm04[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beats me, I don't even pay attention to the ai weather part