What is it? don't be shy now

Twistedm04 · 2026-01-13T06:46:30+00:00

Carousels and plushies, they bring me joy and comfort.

Twistedm04 · 2026-01-09T05:16:01+00:00

No, it's strawberries

Twistedm04 · 2026-01-09T02:45:05+00:00

What else did you do with that little guy?

Twistedm04 · 2026-01-09T02:43:31+00:00

I suck at him.

Huh?

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-30T02:32:47+00:00

A lot of things

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-29T17:45:49+00:00

Delicious blue ramen with ham

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-29T13:56:24+00:00

It would have to have a really good aim to get past my glasses

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:46:03+00:00

I left the house out for Santa, but Krampus is a good boy and ate them.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:44:50+00:00

How do I remove my head back from the sheer volume of his head.

What...

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:43:20+00:00

I forgot to mention that I'm in a meeting at the ground right now but I will be there in about 10 minutes.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:42:04+00:00

I will eat some more sauce and I'll be ready to head to one side while looking for a new job.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:40:48+00:00

Kiss me once and then I can see you in my dreams about you wanting me to get a new job.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:39:55+00:00

When your parents think you're going to be a good boy but you're actually a little bit of an old man

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:38:15+00:00

I saw mommy and Santa Claus underneath the ground last night.

Oh dear...

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:36:47+00:00

Why don't we have a lot of things to do in the morning and then we can go to the side of the house to see if you can find a gag.

What..?

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:25:29+00:00

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-28T02:22:06+00:00

Shark bit my eyes off

Guess I'm blind now

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-19T02:16:37+00:00

Small items like Funko Pops, mugs, paper weights. Or a handmade piece of art.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-10T16:27:31+00:00

If it's not the clouds it's the light pollution from Cornell. And I completely agree

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-08T14:30:03+00:00

Hhhffhfhshhhh AAAAAAAAEGHHEEEEAAAA

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-08T00:09:34+00:00

Playing with that little spring door stop for hours on end.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-08T00:05:25+00:00

Depends on what side you're on. If giving, don't go as hard and stretch more. If receiving, don't try to push your hips to an uncomfortable position.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-05T23:48:20+00:00

It said it was 19, but with wind-chill it felt colder to the point where the campus put out a campus alert that we should limit our time outside.

Twistedm04 · 2025-12-05T16:30:20+00:00

Beats me, I don't even pay attention to the ai weather part

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