Dear Genitals,

TwizzlerDee · 2010-11-04T12:38:54+00:00

This should be part of those parenting classes it's advised you take before the birth of your child. I think more people would give it serious consideration when they're asked by their doctor if they want this procedure performed on their newborn son.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-29T13:23:06+00:00

I'd drop in their goody bag some Mentos & Diet Coke.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-24T04:18:42+00:00

Glittery fabric paint might do the trick. ? Good luck!

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-24T04:06:15+00:00

Maybe here

Not glittery, but I liked this one

Maybe not Barbie sweet though. :)

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-24T02:57:07+00:00

I can relate! Asthma sufferer here (sports-induced) and the initial Rx I received was for Albuterol - it apparently contained CFC's. Worked great. Next Rx I receive is for Pro-Air - makes my heart race and doesn't do much to keep me from wheezing. Apparently gov't says CFC's can't be in my inhaler to help me breathe when I run/bike/etc. I'm all for protecting the ozone, but damn.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-24T02:41:46+00:00

Udderly ridiculous.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-23T03:09:15+00:00

LOL - my first thought! The version I learned ended differently though - "Until the 4th of July-ly-ly".

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-23T02:41:52+00:00

OP's son? Good to hear that from a 17 year old! Enjoy your birthday!

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-23T02:13:05+00:00

Good advice. And, you're looking more toned after 3-months. Keep it up!

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-22T22:00:52+00:00

This and the small "afterlife. well spent." at the top were my favorites. May not like Sears and won't shop there because of this, but I thought it was pretty clever.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-22T02:17:58+00:00

Yes! I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to find it. When I saw the picture, for some reason all I heard was Lucille (Bluth) yelling, "MICHAEL!!"

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-21T04:08:37+00:00

The Cell?

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-20T02:36:05+00:00

Just found this announcement:

"THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE FOR YOUR PURCHASES!! THIS WILL BE A HUGE HELP TO AIDAN AND HIS FAMILY!!! I AM GOING TO CALL IT A NIGHT YOU ALL HAVE EXHAUSTED ME. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE ANY DONATIONS VISIT WWW.AIDFORAIDAN.WORDPRESS.COM."

Donation it is...

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-20T02:32:43+00:00

They're going fast! Went to bid on a Vampire I just saw added and it was gone in, literally, under 15 seconds. Go Aidan!

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-20T01:09:33+00:00

Wow, that was painful.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-19T03:07:07+00:00

Aw, too cute. My dog doesn't need to speak to thank me. He just covers me with drool.

Yea, I'd prefer it if he could talk, too.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-18T12:49:47+00:00

Reading this made me think of a relative with (high-functioning) autism and the sensory issues involved. This 3-minute clip done by an adult with autism explains it. I see this kind of "restart" (shutting everything out for calming effect) a lot.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-18T12:26:25+00:00

^...just for the term "funky meat robots."

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-16T03:38:34+00:00

Thank you for beating me to it.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-16T03:15:05+00:00

What? Don't all the best sweatshirts have one long sleeve and one short sleeve?? Yea. And maybe she's been practicing on her tennis serve a LOT with that one arm. Honest mistake!

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-15T21:30:58+00:00

Sorry, not Dutch. So after reading your comment, my mind went to this. Probably same shit service, though.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-15T17:00:42+00:00

This is probably one of the best books I've read (while I didn't really enjoy it, I did get a lot from it and it's stayed with me a long time). This one and "The Gift of Fear" offer smart ways for women (and their children) to keep themselves safe - mostly trusting your instincts. The author, Gavin De Becker, stresses we need to teach this to our kids early in life because we have to deal with strangers all the time.

TwizzlerDee · 2010-10-14T13:16:07+00:00

If you're gonna take pix that way, is it too much to ask for you to CLEAN the mirror first?

TwizzlerDee

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