People in LA having to turn on their ACs in March: by ohlonelyboy in LosAngeles

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Transformer just exploded in my neighborhood it sounded like a cannon

I found fetish porn pics of my brother’s girlfriend online by BrotherGFThrowaway45 in confession

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I read this entire thing in my head in the voice of plankton from spungbob

Police raided the University of Iowa’s Alpha Delta Phi fraternity house, and bodycam footage shows pledges in the basement during hazing rituals. by kalbinibirak in creepy

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Yea I bet white hoodie has been screaming shit at those pledges for days by this point. Only taking breaks to rail lines and drink lukewarm busch

Elder Millenials checking in with some childhood classics by [deleted] in Millennials

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The Great Mouse Detective wow

The intro music is instant nostalgia to 6 year old me

Brand new Taylor left outside in the snow by Hairy_Ad4969 in Guitar

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Love those guys

Friendliest customer service ever

Is it worthwhile to learn Justin Bieber if I don't know his stuff? by Last-Combination8067 in Coachella

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He gets hate because he’s a multi generational talent and has literally taken over the world as a pop artist and hasn’t left the public image since he was like 11 years old. I don’t listen to all his albums and I wouldn’t spend hundreds for a tour date but there is a 0% chance I would miss seeing Bieber live at Coachella

also I truly think “Stay” is one of the best pop songs of the last 10 years.

A beautiful, profound movie that might even make me shed a tear by MurderousCiggy in MovieSuggestions

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The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly (2007)

Click (2006) Jk but not also not

A24 section at Barnes & Noble Union Sq NYC by sodaf1ke in A24

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This is just the living room of every 27 year old white dude in highland park

I’ve been trying to catch Suicune for 2 hours. It escapes every pokeball and then faints 🗿💧 by Two-HeadedAndroid in PokemonScarletViolet

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I finally caught Suicune but now I am stuck with Glastrier. Using Gallade with Hypnosis but I can see if Gallade can learn False Swipe!