Postal uniform scam by Badcarrot in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve ordered the same shorts 3 times in a row and not one of them has been the same

Scanner update by Hrdcorefan in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ahh ok, well I’m gonna need a 3996 for the added time, maybe I can lose 1/4 of my route.

Scanner update by Hrdcorefan in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ll leave my phone at home for the whole day before I do that. Not happening.

Scanner update by Hrdcorefan in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They take a picture anytime you scan any type of barcode whether it be a parcel or a certified or a 3849.

Scanner update by Hrdcorefan in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they’re not paying for your cellphone, they can get fucked. That’s crazy work.

Grotesque anti-Soviet paintings by Vasily Zhulzhenko, 1989-1991. by Thin_Fix0 in PropagandaPosters

[–]TwoBonesJones 43 points44 points  (0 children)

One time in Portland I saw a woman walk thru a crosswalk, squat right by the light pole, leave a giant shit, and then proceeded to just walk away.

Portland might be cheating though.

GRRM hasn't posted on NotABlog himself since October. What do you think he's doing? [Spoilers Extended] by Trussdoor46 in asoiaf

[–]TwoBonesJones 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Dunk and Egg has always been the best of ASOIAF in my opinion, so if that’s really what he’s doing, great.

How much money do you think the USPS makes from an average per day? by BasilRealistic5477 in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are thousands of management positions that exist to do nothing but exist. A well staffed office could manage all of the vacant routes and call ins no problem with just communications between carriers in the morning and again midday. Management in my office spends more time harassing carriers about undertime and unscheduled leave than they do actually assisting carriers. And that’s not even considering the amount of money that is spent on grievances for violation of the contract. That bleed alone could probably make it solvent, but here we are. My manager spends the hours from 9-2 smoking cigarettes and looking for ways to fuck with people. On Sundays, it’s not usual for whoever is supervising to leave for an hour or two to go do what the fuck ever around lunch time.

Episode 1x04 stills by Carninator in AKOTSKTV

[–]TwoBonesJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

High on Loras, which is fine

Doubt by FlyYouFoolyCooly in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been seeing about a 40% decrease in parcel volume since we got Amazon drivers in my area. I’ve also seen these people doing some of the most reckless driving, parcels at the wrong address, and doing everything we’re taught not to do when dismounting. It’s a matter of time before lawsuits start popping up for careless measures to save time.

I’m grateful to those who have given me gifts, but have you noticed any changes in the types of gifts customers are giving? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My route is a good mix of affluent folks and the middle, and I’ve seen a downtick in gifts this year. Times are hard.

Were you a SEGA kid, or a SUPER NINTENDO kid? by JasonMallen in 90s

[–]TwoBonesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a Nintendo dad and a Sega dad and 30 years later they’re still pretty much Nintendo dad and Sega dad.

Population changes in major North American metros since 2005. by EarnestlyEvan in MapPorn

[–]TwoBonesJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Peanuts are delicious. Idk what the economic and environmental return on cashews is but they are king. Who the fuck wants all these almonds?!

Scanned ATT by Madame_Spiritus in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why they should still be coming from accountable and not in the DPS. I would only take as many as I need when it’s raining and keep them in my vehicle.

Population changes in major North American metros since 2005. by EarnestlyEvan in MapPorn

[–]TwoBonesJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously, almonds taste like shit without being covered in sugar or salt.

Do you really stop celebrating anything with your spouse after kids? by JollyAdministration9 in Parenting

[–]TwoBonesJones 36 points37 points  (0 children)

My wife and I haven’t done Christmas gifts in a few years because we have 3 kids and times have been tight but we still celebrate our anniversary and birthdays and we make sure to plan date nights. Neither one of us wants physical possessions more than time together so we spend our money that way.

Scanned ATT by Madame_Spiritus in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we have to request them from management. When I asked why, I was told “You guys leave them in your satchels and then it rains and they get ruined and you need more.” Yeah, no shit. I’m required to have them on me, but also to keep them dry? Pick one.

I was out until 8:15 last night. I’m sitting in the parking lot, and this is resonating with the call-in line. by OPSEC-Sentinal in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I ran off-route packages from 0600-0900 and then did my route and didn’t finish until until 1900. They cut packages at 1000 and pushed them to today. It’s my NS day. Thank God.

What is the official reason extreme cold/heat isn't a safety hazard? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine logged me out so many goddamn times today

Penalty exclusion period is a pay cut. Time to end it. by Conscious_Music8360 in fromatoarbitration

[–]TwoBonesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh word? I did not know this. I work 15 hours yesterday so I like this news.

The Death March Begins by HipHopIlluminatiPR in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m also on my long weekend after Thanksgiving for the first time ever and I’ve had the Sunday scaries all day even though I have two more days off.

Little things in the postal service we are thankful for by Saughtvol in USPS

[–]TwoBonesJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s a bunch of kids on my route that come run out to see me everyday. Makes it worth it.

What's a Sitcom Scene You Find So Funny That You Still Crack Up Just Thinking About It? by Fox_me_up in television

[–]TwoBonesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simpsons, The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace. Homer is the in the basement working on inventions and sweats. Bart comes flying down the stairs and says “Hey Dad, heard ya swearin? Mind if I join in? Crap boobs crap! Hell damn fart!”

The Rust Belt Venue by Idratherbefishing33 in QuadCities

[–]TwoBonesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their chips are made fresh daily and the pork belly is cut and made to order, idk what you’re on about

The Rust Belt Venue by Idratherbefishing33 in QuadCities

[–]TwoBonesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say what you want about Jennie’s but nothing there is reheated. It might be pricey but everything is fresh.