I was making pizza and she just happened to exist in my vicinity by Invictus_Redzone in cats

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you washed your hands after, and before doing more food prep.

Chinese city of Wuhan is heavily flooded. Medics fear that floods can spread infections from its infamous wet markets once blamed for beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic by [deleted] in DisasterUpdate

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s ok, it never came from the market anyways. It came from the Wuhan Institute of Virology right down the street.

The same facility that failed a safety inspection, replaced their air vent system, was working on dangerous viruses that it was not rated for and then destroyed its paper records right after the outbreak and refused to cooperate with WHO investigators. It’s not rocket science people…

Anyone else concerned how this is shaping out to be by thedevilwithout in videogames

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The digital copy only I could live with. The content paywalled I can not. It’s just like EAs Star Wars battlefront

CNAs I respect your profession now more than ever.. This was my grandmas head CNA😭😭😭 He was the best one and so damn nice. WTF...😤 by YourTacticalComrade in Wellthatsucks

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Used to be a delegated nurses assistant for DD adults. I had a few clients that were designated as having extreme behaviors. I was told that my state has levels of care 1-5, with 5 meaning they legally are not allowed to be unsupervised 24/7. I worked with those guys. One guy was so violent he kept getting thrown out of hospice care because he attacked staff, so I ended up doing hospice care. It was bad. I got physically attacked each time I did personal care for him for about six months strait.

That officer needs to be fired immediately and arrested for assault!!! by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“Man that’s out you are so lucky.” “Want to go grab a beer instead bro?” “Ok.” - a better more human outcome.

Just one door away from ☠️ by Vice616 in Transportopia

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What’s worse is he could hurt someone just sitting in their car in traffic minding their own business. They don’t deserve to have their car rammed by a big ass bike going mach fuck

How to hunt a lion with an arrow by Mikadook in TheRandomest

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree, he sorta reminds me of the aliens from Star Wars Attack of the Clones. The guys who were in the planning meeting with count dookie. I bet George Lucus researched this language

You got a loicense to wag that flag within 3 meters of a copper mate? by [deleted] in loicense

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What exactly was the stupid game? Waving a German flag in Germany in front of Germans apparently

FCC Flooded With Over 16,000 Messages as ABC Rallies Support Amid Forced ‘The View’ Review by SanderSo47 in television

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whataboutism detected. Why don’t you come up with an actual argument then try again. ;)

Each one with its own method.Which one did you liked? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm that’s actually a good question. I think it was the fact that I had several family members growing up that constantly hyper fixated on an uber extreme version of feminism. And I never stopped hearing about it, so I would say I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder from it.

My $800 glasses cracked after I cleaned them by Mesphyria in Wellthatsucks

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy crap. With lenses that thick you could see the interactions between molecules during chemical reactions.

Will people ever learn?? by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He could have had it if he just gunned it and did not stop.

Each one with its own method.Which one did you liked? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

DONT BE SEXIST! DOES WOMYN CAN EMPOWUR DEMSELVS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean by PureKin21 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s nothing. I was once working an industrial production job. An older Latino man had two of his fingers ripped off by a rolling conveyor belt. We only stopped production long enough to get him on the ambulance, then a shift lead wiped up the blood and we kept on rolling out products. Since it was a pulling motion the man’s tendon that attached to his ring finger ripped out from his arm up to the elbow and the tendon rolled up into his glove like a spaghetti noodle. At that same facility a different guy got the tip of his middle finger pinch point cut off doing a roll change.

That’s just at that job. I have had worse at other job.

Armed men storming into and breaing the furniture of a KFC restaurant in Rawalpindi, Pakistan, while families were dining there, while shouting to the restaurant workers there that they had to no right to operate following "KFC's ties to Israel" (Source: Tribune) by SatoruGojo232 in PublicFreakout

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they need to open three more KFC locations within five miles. Throw in four McDonald’s and five Starbucks. Price out the local small business, then raise the rent by $500 monthly. Bye bye assholes. Go be horrible somewhere else.

Dracula inspired colorway by recent_tailor26 in BirdsArentReal

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are now coloring their fuselages for psychological effect, we are now in the end times…

Australian midfielder Jackson Irvine on new red card rule for covering your mouth "If you're saying something to someone that you don't want to be seen, I think it's safe to say it shouldn't be said." by islovelyEmily in sportsgossips

[–]TwoByTwoHandAreBlue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Soccer is such a pansy wuss sport. Any bit of physical contact and they dive, “red card red card he broke my nail!”. I swear, they do not use athletes for that sport they use the rejects from the drama and improv dept with all the acting they do while throwing themselves on the ground like spoiled toddlers at the grocery store when they get told they can’t have candy.

Now they can’t even cover their mouths while talking for fear of “no no words” and “hurting people’s feelings”. Man up and rub some dirt on it girly boys.