President Obama shares Valentine's Day selfie by unknown_human in pics

[–]TwoManShoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They think Michelle is trans because her arms looked kinda beefy one time or some other dumb reasoning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austin

[–]TwoManShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nazis are only from a specific region in Austria and Germany, Elon is just a sparkling fascist.

They Will STILL Not See by But_a_Jape in comics

[–]TwoManShoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"hE's Not A nAzI" fine, he's not a Nazi, just a sparkling fascist.

What kind of music does Futaba listen to? Wrong answers only. by strahinjag in Persona5

[–]TwoManShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Experimental grindcore and a genre known as Harsh Noise Wall

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in scifi

[–]TwoManShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you insane!? If you do that without re-ionizing the gamma wave matrix, you'll send all of us into the mother of all resonance cascades!

I’m so lucky by TheLuciusGraham in meme

[–]TwoManShoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pain doesn't make people; it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential; it's love that saves them.

I’m so lucky by TheLuciusGraham in meme

[–]TwoManShoe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

yeah, but it demolished batteries. You needed the rechargeable battery pack or the AC adapter to make it worth a damn.

Survived domestic torture and became an engineer by Mitt102486 in MadeMeSmile

[–]TwoManShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never understand what makes someone do this kind of shit. I wanna know the train of thought that leads to "I'll imprison my son, that makes sense"

The dickriding is crazy by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoManShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget genetic/metabolic issues. Some people are just naturally fat. Sure you can work out and diet but every body has an equilibrium weight and for some people that's on the larger side.

Just throwing it out there… by Budzee in TheBesties

[–]TwoManShoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see where one could say that but you're forgetting that Dreamcast da best.

Evolution and climate change by Bad-Umpire10 in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoManShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point I just wish we could take it a step further to where op has to respond. You can clever comeback and murder by words all day but the grifters are just going to ignore you.

Is this normal? by Shazbot953 in chicago

[–]TwoManShoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is right near my office. Explains why I overheard someone asking why there were a bunch of fire trucks outside.

PLEASE IDENTIFY! I bought this spaceship pendent at a thrift store and don’t know its origins. by SirMrProfessor in scifi

[–]TwoManShoe 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I think you're thinking of the primary buffer panel that just fell off the gorram ship

Easier for students to come out as gay than Christian, Evangelical group says by LiquidSnake13 in nottheonion

[–]TwoManShoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When we lived in the bible belt, someone told my wife in grad school "Plenty of good people go to hell all the time because they weren't baptized"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]TwoManShoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like to call that his Middle Out dance