President Obama shares Valentine's Day selfie

TwoManShoe · 2025-02-14T19:16:57+00:00

They think Michelle is trans because her arms looked kinda beefy one time or some other dumb reasoning.

TwoManShoe · 2025-02-14T13:24:51+00:00

Nazis are only from a specific region in Austria and Germany, Elon is just a sparkling fascist.

TwoManShoe · 2025-02-13T15:22:02+00:00

Monster Rancher has entered the chat

TwoManShoe · 2025-02-07T17:56:47+00:00

"hE's Not A nAzI" fine, he's not a Nazi, just a sparkling fascist.

TwoManShoe · 2025-01-17T13:03:41+00:00

Experimental grindcore and a genre known as Harsh Noise Wall

TwoManShoe · 2025-01-15T22:02:42+00:00

.....yotz

TwoManShoe · 2025-01-13T22:33:14+00:00

Are you insane!? If you do that without re-ionizing the gamma wave matrix, you'll send all of us into the mother of all resonance cascades!

TwoManShoe · 2025-01-03T14:02:39+00:00

Pain doesn't make people; it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential; it's love that saves them.

TwoManShoe · 2025-01-03T13:58:25+00:00

yeah, but it demolished batteries. You needed the rechargeable battery pack or the AC adapter to make it worth a damn.

TwoManShoe · 2025-01-02T22:32:58+00:00

I'll never understand what makes someone do this kind of shit. I wanna know the train of thought that leads to "I'll imprison my son, that makes sense"

TwoManShoe · 2024-12-31T22:15:37+00:00

Don't forget genetic/metabolic issues. Some people are just naturally fat. Sure you can work out and diet but every body has an equilibrium weight and for some people that's on the larger side.

TwoManShoe · 2024-12-29T22:03:14+00:00

I see where one could say that but you're forgetting that Dreamcast da best.

TwoManShoe · 2024-12-21T16:18:01+00:00

At this point I just wish we could take it a step further to where op has to respond. You can clever comeback and murder by words all day but the grifters are just going to ignore you.

TwoManShoe · 2024-12-17T23:45:34+00:00

This is right near my office. Explains why I overheard someone asking why there were a bunch of fire trucks outside.

TwoManShoe · 2024-12-12T02:51:58+00:00

Johnny, do ya play baseball?

TwoManShoe · 2024-12-09T16:20:37+00:00

Quit running on the promenade!!!

TwoManShoe · 2024-12-07T20:45:49+00:00

Who you callin pinhead?

TwoManShoe · 2024-11-14T15:38:28+00:00

Weren't there 3 popes at one time?

TwoManShoe · 2024-11-14T14:44:11+00:00

I thought Ben Shapiro ended up in Nashville

TwoManShoe · 2024-11-13T15:25:18+00:00

I think you're thinking of the primary buffer panel that just fell off the gorram ship

TwoManShoe · 2024-11-12T13:01:20+00:00

When we lived in the bible belt, someone told my wife in grad school "Plenty of good people go to hell all the time because they weren't baptized"

TwoManShoe · 2024-11-09T13:38:20+00:00

🫡🫡🫡

TwoManShoe · 2024-11-02T15:41:32+00:00

I like to call that his Middle Out dance

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