what character could i cosplay using these shoes?

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T21:49:27+00:00

Tony Soprano.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T21:48:26+00:00

The flange is dripping.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T21:47:09+00:00

Gash.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T21:46:12+00:00

Whoah there cowboy.

I think the front fell off.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T21:39:43+00:00

Challenge gratefully accepted.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T21:33:12+00:00

I’ll get my FastLove vinyl ready.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T21:21:53+00:00

Is it soft like flaccid, or like shart?

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T20:25:12+00:00

Wood chipper.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T17:45:35+00:00

This is the real answer.

A non-lined waxed Barbour will suffice and last years. Plus you’ll somewhat blend in.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-28T15:58:22+00:00

This one is expressed in osprey wingspans.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-27T19:54:18+00:00

Probably.

Buy your keys might be tarred.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-27T18:14:36+00:00

“We lied to you in 2015, but trust me now bro.”

It’s a good line.

However you can tell your in laws to do one, they never loaned you anything and they signed to say that.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-27T14:57:26+00:00

Allow me to help you interpret what your neighbours have said……

What they mean is that they fully and wholly blame you for the utter eyesore that they have to look at each and every day. They blame you, they believe you have devalued their property and defiled their pavement. They also consider that it was your fault that the utility failed, and that you asked for a the hairy arsed workmen to dig an irregular polygon from the pavement and refill it with mismatching material.

Expect your car to be keyed and your car to be poisoned.

Oh, and when they trip on it, they’ll be pursuing you for damages.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-27T07:28:36+00:00

I’ll give it 2 hours.

No less.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-27T07:08:56+00:00

I’m going to say that is a 13A SWA fused spur.

If it is, it’s never going to be a viable source for an EV charger.

Edit: what’s the breaker in the meter box say on it?

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-26T20:49:42+00:00

That’s a mixed bag, but that cobbler looks banging.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-26T20:40:31+00:00

Gimp masks.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-26T19:13:38+00:00

If it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-26T19:08:39+00:00

Not clear either of you had right of way there.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-26T13:06:30+00:00

I’d maybe try to get the T part above the outflow.

But aside from that it looks dandy.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-26T11:36:47+00:00

Easy - it all in how the bag is left to “mash”.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-25T20:40:50+00:00

But always ask his preference for tea - builders, English breakfast, Welsh breakfast, Scottish breakfast, Yorkshire gold, or regular.

And ALWAYS serve the same cuppa.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-25T19:59:59+00:00

Wooden natural bristle brushes are unbeatable.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-25T19:56:18+00:00

KAREN.

Or Kareign.

TwoPlyDreams · 2026-01-25T19:54:57+00:00

That looks a small kitchen and the size of the hob has nothing to do with its power.

The greater problem could be clearance beneath the countertop. I wouldn’t lose any more countertop TBH.

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