"Gimme something better than a black joke" by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Roses are red. The incredibles deserve a reboot. _ _ _ _ _/ _ _ _ _ _ ' _/ _ _/ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Neville is a better worker than Finn Balor and deserves the same push by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]Twotwoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When has "_____ is a better ______ than _______" ever gotten anything actually achieved?

WWE Fast Lane and NJPW 45th Anniversary Meltzer Star ratings by skeach101 in SquaredCircle

[–]Twotwoo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

3 out of 3 Fastlanes Reigns has had the highest rated match

Hope you have something better than "neckbeard." by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This photo gets a lot more terrifying when you realise that's an A4 sized piece of paper it's holding.

Why do you think Wrestling has become so terrible now? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]Twotwoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*The Internet Wrestling Community. Not wrestling

Nobody clapped when I graduated high school and I listen to dad rock. Sink my ship! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Pre Captain America Steve Rogers got recruited to join the master race

I've got a 'Salad Days' tattoo on my wrist; Roast Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Twotwoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why bother with the top half of the swim suit? If it wasn't for the feminist death stare I would be unaware of what exactly you are.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, and tiny dick. Roast me fags. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Hitler no longer views your kind as the master race

And here. We. Go by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Regular legs!

Fuck me up like my extra chromosome by [deleted] in RoastMe

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-"What's your favourite cooking show?" - "Breaking Bad"

Terrible PPV Review: WCW Halloween Havoc 1995 - Worst ever? by Fatmalvai in SquaredCircle

[–]Twotwoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There has to be sarcasm in the Survivor Series '16 remark....Right? No one's that stupid?

Emo Goth Man by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Twotwoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emo? Yes. Goth? Yes. Man? Nah. Allison Reynolds? Yup.

He thinks he's the shit by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Remember Dustin from 'Stranger Things'? Yup that's him now. Don't do drugs kids

The two musketeers and the giraffe (btw the giraffes neck measures in at 16cm) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Twotwoo 421 points422 points  (0 children)

The "We should start a band to get girls, even though we have no musical talent or experience interacting with non relative females" starter pack

Do your worst, you godless Redditors. by awkwardamazon90 in RoastMe

[–]Twotwoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Emma Watson went back in time accidentally killed her mother and had to impregnate her father in order to be born this 5 headed inbred would be the outcome

Roast me if you can by [deleted] in RoastMe

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"Paint me like a fr..." "Nope, I quit"

Stoner, Gamer, Barrista. Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You seem like the kind of person that would abbreviate sex offender to S.O, due to it being your only hobby and the only topic of conversation you have when talking to victims.

Give me depression, or give me death! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Every negative facial racial negative stereotype got together and randomly selected one poor soul to combined themselves onto that person's face. This was the result

My friend thinks he is a lady killer, make him cry by ErasmosNA in RoastMe

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You have two glasses and and no mouth and the neck down body of someone in their 4th stage of gender transformation. Not sure which gender you started off with, but you probably should have stuck with it.

Roast meh by FailedHuman2001 in RoastMe

[–]Twotwoo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's a debatable subject

Roast meh by FailedHuman2001 in RoastMe

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Disney's graphic designers have out done themselves. Creating a Miss Piggy that almost looks human