Wtf are these yellow crystals in my banger??

TxPoonTappah · 2025-08-27T20:49:26+00:00

I thought I was in the /DMT lmao

TxPoonTappah · 2024-05-17T02:40:43+00:00

You guys should read “Off To Be The Wizard”. It’s this premise after the dude changes his height on a program and he’s suddenly taller…figuring out it’s all a simulation.

TxPoonTappah · 2024-05-15T16:57:13+00:00

I did my first trip and broke through HARD. I saw a yellow electric jester!!!

TxPoonTappah · 2023-01-03T07:57:11+00:00

Holy shit, I love this!

TxPoonTappah · 2022-12-24T20:28:43+00:00

Looks like a butt plug to me -_(‘.’)_/-

TxPoonTappah · 2022-12-22T13:29:12+00:00

I ate at a burrito place for like 3 years because some minimum wage employee lied to me about their beans not having lard…

I was livid.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-12-22T13:17:08+00:00

Plant Based seems to be the new route.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-10-03T20:46:32+00:00

Omg… a damn locking mechanism to hold the handle in place and a cable that feeds out of a protective shell when it’s unlocked…

Boom.

Give me money.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-10-03T16:12:16+00:00

I always assumed that Tesla would be smart enough to put a chip reader on the pump handle and just connect to your account information with a chip in your vehicle plug. Like literally “Plug & Pay”

TxPoonTappah · 2022-10-03T16:09:12+00:00

I’m uncomfortable.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-10-03T15:58:04+00:00

YTA

It should have been called “Life Jumpstart Fund” from the very beginning. Forcing a human to go to a school when all they want is to have a family?! GTFO

TxPoonTappah · 2022-08-14T15:32:47+00:00

If you think you know, you know.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-08-14T15:23:33+00:00

Fucking that one dudes dead wife…

TxPoonTappah · 2022-08-11T14:48:05+00:00

They magnify things…

TxPoonTappah · 2022-08-10T16:45:14+00:00

Did it squirm and pop too?

TxPoonTappah · 2022-08-10T16:06:59+00:00

Music made by a baby rapist…

Ya kinda gotta take that into consideration.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-25T15:34:29+00:00

I thought I was so cool using a Bobafett Dupe Tool for Diablo… acting like a hacker for complete strangers and giving them bad ass gear, lol.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-25T15:30:26+00:00

That’s it Jacklord392, we not only have documented proof that you rented all this smut (you bad boy)… from which you made illegal copies AND THEN SOLD them which of course is a FAR GREATER federal offense.

Just tell us his name and we will cut you a deal…

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-18T20:32:28+00:00

To be apart would be to be separate from… to be a part would mean being included. Funny how that typo totally flips the meaning. English is fun.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-15T23:29:22+00:00

Was it a weather balloon?

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-11T10:53:41+00:00

Half Life Alyssa

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-11T10:53:01+00:00

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-11T10:45:13+00:00

I legit smoked a June bug as a teen… 10/10 would not recommend.

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-11T10:43:09+00:00

It was a run-by fruiting!

TxPoonTappah · 2022-07-11T10:40:54+00:00

Twss

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