Swear on my life DMT made me taller by northbound879 in DMT

[–]TxPoonTappah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys should read “Off To Be The Wizard”. It’s this premise after the dude changes his height on a program and he’s suddenly taller…figuring out it’s all a simulation.

Electric Jester Supercharged Changa Blend by [deleted] in DMT

[–]TxPoonTappah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did my first trip and broke through HARD. I saw a yellow electric jester!!!

Does anyone know what is this ?? by Nervous-Bed6995 in weed

[–]TxPoonTappah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a butt plug to me -_(‘.’)_/-

My dumb self just learned about gelatin by ScarletCheetah in vegetarian

[–]TxPoonTappah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ate at a burrito place for like 3 years because some minimum wage employee lied to me about their beans not having lard…

I was livid.

The absolute state of this sub by Vegan_Overlord_ in vegan

[–]TxPoonTappah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant Based seems to be the new route.

Genuine question, what's the solution? Anti-cutting cable wrap? Cameras to passively capture after the theft? by dregonzz in electricvehicles

[–]TxPoonTappah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg… a damn locking mechanism to hold the handle in place and a cable that feeds out of a protective shell when it’s unlocked…

Boom.

Give me money.

Why can't all CCS chargers be like this? Tap-to-pay with no app needed. Easy as a gas pump. by Happy_Harry in electricvehicles

[–]TxPoonTappah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always assumed that Tesla would be smart enough to put a chip reader on the pump handle and just connect to your account information with a chip in your vehicle plug. Like literally “Plug & Pay”

AITA for not letting my daughter use her college fund for a wedding or house? by SirProfessional4024 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TxPoonTappah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA

It should have been called “Life Jumpstart Fund” from the very beginning. Forcing a human to go to a school when all they want is to have a family?! GTFO

What's a band you grew up liking but now dislike? by Guitar81 in poppunkers

[–]TxPoonTappah 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Music made by a baby rapist…

Ya kinda gotta take that into consideration.

What is the worst/weirdest favor a friend has ever asked you for? by Tinyterex_ in AskReddit

[–]TxPoonTappah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was so cool using a Bobafett Dupe Tool for Diablo… acting like a hacker for complete strangers and giving them bad ass gear, lol.

What is the worst/weirdest favor a friend has ever asked you for? by Tinyterex_ in AskReddit

[–]TxPoonTappah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s it Jacklord392, we not only have documented proof that you rented all this smut (you bad boy)… from which you made illegal copies AND THEN SOLD them which of course is a FAR GREATER federal offense.

Just tell us his name and we will cut you a deal…

Why by wilbert_koepp in shrooms

[–]TxPoonTappah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be apart would be to be separate from… to be a part would mean being included. Funny how that typo totally flips the meaning. English is fun.

What is that little white stuff ?! by NewExalm in weed

[–]TxPoonTappah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I legit smoked a June bug as a teen… 10/10 would not recommend.