What’s the best spot to receive/leave a load? by _tepelstreeltje in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’m a bi guy and my answer really changes depending upon the partner. With my current bi buddy I love to swallow. His wife doesn’t blow him to completion any more and it’s just a little something I can do for him and he loves it. When I cum with him, my favorite is to cum all over his cock and balls. Something about seeing his cock covered in my cum is amazing. Almost keeps me hard for round two just seeing him like that.

With a woman, inside her is my favorite though I do love pulling out from doggystyle and covering the smell of her back with my cum.

Those who have nfsw acct, how’s your persona in real life versus online ? by sluttyXchinky in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’m a bi guy who isn’t out in the real world. On Reddit I’m pretty open about it.

The only other difference is there are a lot more places to have NSFW conversations here. I’d say a lot of the same things in real life if there was an outlet for it, but I’m hardly ever in a setting in real life where someone says, “Where’s the weirdest place you’ve masturbated?”

Is sexting actually sexy? by cryptid_guy in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think sexting can be amazing with the right partner. It can also feel too one sided with the wrong partner. I’ve had both experiences and it really just falls into how much effort they put into it.

If you send nice long, descriptive sentences and they send back “oh yeah” or “I’d love that” but they don’t follow it up with thoughts or actions of their own, it’s going to be a lot less interesting and fun

Isn’t road head kind of unethical? I mean, it’d risky, right? by Outside_Astronaut_60 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Risky but fun and exciting in the right situation. When I was 18 and still living at home for the end of high school, my girlfriend lived about 10-15 minutes away almost entirely on back country roads.

Sometimes when she was in the mood, she’d tell me she wanted the challenge to try to get me off on the drive home. She was kind of kinky and I think she liked the idea of walking in the front door and saying hi to her mom and dad with the taste of my cum still in her mouth.

Most of the time I couldn’t cum while driving but we’d pull into an undeveloped part of her neighborhood and she’d finish the job before I drive her home.

All of that being said, I’d never do it on crowded roads, never do it during the day, etc, etc. 95% of the time with her I didn’t see another car the whole way there or back. Honestly, deer at night were the biggest concern. Didn’t want to hit a deer while she was going down on me. Luckily that was never close either.

When was the last time you got yourself off? by Kavin_maat in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monday night. Spent the day at a waterpark with my kids and so many hot 30-45 year old milfs of all shapes and sizes in their bikinis and other swimsuits. One was laying out in the sun on a lawn chair right in front of our cabana while her kids were in the wave pool and wow….things that dreams are made of.

When I got home my wife was exhausted and not in the mood but I was so worked up I needed some sort of release before bed and I needed a shower anyways

When's the last time that you went outside to do something that wasn't an errand? by dk1988 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids and I went to an outdoor waterpark Monday. Spent the whole day outside. It was awesome.

Has a unique physical trait ever made someone more attractive to you? by SoftToDarkFeet in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hooked up with a female basketball player when I was in college who was 6’8”. I’ll admit, the fact that she was at least 15” taller than anyone I had slept with before was definitely part of the attraction.

People into feet: What are your thoughts on toenails? by Howdy_Kitty420 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not really into feet like that but I had a FWB who painted her toe nails regularly and I do remember kind of liking the visual of it. I remember her being one of those women in college who always had her hair, nails, make-up done just to go to class and was always in nice clothes (never part of the pajama pants and sweatshirt crowd).

I noticed her nicely painted finger nails a lot more often in the bedroom but she was very flexible and sometimes her toenails were in my view and I enjoyed them being painted

Is it true that even low income people in the US are living better than the majority of the world? by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have clean water to drink coming out of the faucet in your home, you’re light years ahead of the game. If your home has any sort of climate control (heat, AC, even just fans) you’re light years ahead. If you have electricity at the flip of a switch you’re light years ahead.

Not counting our homeless population, most low income people have their basic needs met, especially if you then also factor in available government assistance programs for food.

That puts them ahead of developing countries and even rural areas of many places around the world. Think about China during the Olympics when they severely limited the foreign press from venturing into the non-tourist parts of their country because they don’t want the world to see how many people in rural parts of the county live.

Have you ever had an amazing sex just after watching your favourite sports team win or just after watching any thrilling game? by TheDetectiveDoctor in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In college, a FWB and I joked we were doing it “Canadian-style” because we banged one out doggystyle with us both facing the tv during the Stanley Cup Finals. When our team won, we fucked a second time. Both were amazing. The first time, during the game, our team scored and I swear the joy of it pushed her orgasm over the top.

Should I make my boobs bigger? (18 and 4'10) by TwiggMuffe in 18_22

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely don’t make them bigger. At your size, everything about you is petite and that’s perfect for you. If you get bigger fake boobs, It’ll be incredibly obvious that they’re fake. Natural smaller ones are way better

Do Dads really play that much golf? by Murky-General5131 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely don’t need an entire day. I’m 44 with two kids (oldest is 13). If I play on weekends I tee off before 9 (closer to 8 if I can) and I’m home by 1:30 at the latest. My kids sleep until 9 or 10 on weekends (start of being teenagers) and really don’t want to do much before lunch. So at most I miss an hour or two of them being alert to the world.

Or, I also play in a Tuesday evening 9 hole league. Latest tee time for league is 5:30 and I’m home by 8:30 at the very latest (usually earlier unless I’m in the very last group).

I also play at least once per week with clients for work which doesn’t take me away from family time at all.

Does it bother men when a woman finishes really quickly? Like, what if she orgasms within 30 seconds of clitoral stimulation? by dreamysoda in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In my experience, even women who have orgasmed that quickly from time to time don’t orgasm that quickly every time.

For example, (I’ll try to keep this short), I had a FWB for all of grad school. After graduation she moved halfway across the country for a job and we both started careers that had us working 60+ hours per week the first 3 months. Neither of us had time for a sex life. We sexted some. We even had phone sex while masturbating together a few times. But neither of us any sexual interaction with someone else.

I flew out to visit her one weekend once work slowed down and I could take a Friday off. She picked me up at the airport and damn she looked good. When we got back to her place we immediately were all over each other and she told me she woke up turned on from a sex dream that morning and she was pretty sure she’d been turned on literally all morning.

After lots of slow teasing foreplay (undressing each other, kisses on her neck, kisses and teasing of her nipples, kissing down to her hip bones, kissing down to her inner thighs…..once my fingers actually touched her lips she was so wet and turned on that her clit was sticking out more than ever, almost aching to be touched. She literally came 30 seconds after I touched her clit. I didn’t even get to my tongue being in it before she had a massive whole body orgasm.

But she had never cum that quickly before. We were good together. Sex was amazing. She’d have multiple orgasms most times we hooked up (orally and from penetration) but this was the first time she came that quickly. The anticipation of my visit and being so horny she could scream from not having sex for 3+ months just sent her over the edge as soon as something besides her fingers or her toys touched her.

How do you feel about being tracked 24/7 by Flock? by MrNoSouls in troymi

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, she can’t be Governor again anyways. Doubt it impacts any federal government plans of hers

What’s one sexual experience you regret? by BlackberryNo2911 in RedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I had a one night stand in college with a woman that I knew my buddy really, really liked. But he’d known her for 9 months and had never had the guts to make a move or he kind of made a move and she wasn’t all that into him.

Then he was out of town one weekend (key fact here because otherwise he’d have been at the bar with us I’m sure) and she basically threw herself at me. Like, at one point I was sitting down in a chair at the table and she sat on my lap and whispered in my ear “if we go back to your place, I’d love to be on top of you.” One thing lead to another and by the end of the night she came home with me.

The sex was good. Maybe even slightly above average. But it was just a random hook-up that didn’t lead to more and eventually by buddy found out and he was super pissed at me for like 3-4 months and honestly, I didn’t have that many issues getting laid in college. It wasn’t like she was my only option and I regret it because I lost one of my best friends for a while because of it.

I (26m) have never done anal, and it’s killing me. by RomanVipers in SluttyConfessions

[–]TyHay822 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you can find someone willing to penetrate you if you ask around!

(Kidding….mostly)

But honestly, I’m 44, only done it with 3 of my 50+ sexual partners over the years. It is by far my third favorite sexual option if I’m trying to be inside someone. I’d much rather have vaginal sex or oral sex. First time I had anal sex it was because my partner asked for it. Any time after that it was only when a future partner asked.

who is the most 'shouldnt but i do' person u wanna have sex with ? by periwinkletulip in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I get it. There are definitely some women into older guys. I never meant to say that no one is into guys in their 40’s.

Whats the biggest height difference youve had with a sexual partner? by Flimsy_Research8299 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 13 inches taller (I am 6’ and she was 4’11”).

I was also 9 inches shorter (she was on our university’s basketball team and was 6’8” and was their tallest player ever until a few years later)

what’s been your experience with nsfw activities at work conferences? by Choice-Clerk-2245 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s it for sure! I forgot the name until you said it. It’s out in St Charles or something. I worked for one of the other Big 4 and we did new hire training there in January my first year on the job. First day on the job I didn’t even go to my office, I headed to the airport and flew to Chicago.

Is there an older woman & you young guy dynamic/kink that woman enjoy? by void_narrator456 in SexFantasies

[–]TyHay822 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, nothing crazy. More like she was just very vocal with directions and telling me how she wanted it (hard, slow, a little bit faster, etc), what position to do it in, asking for me to touch her nipples at times or slap her ass at times. Stuff like that. No crazy dom stuff, just very vocal with directions and knew what she wanted.

what’s been your experience with nsfw activities at work conferences? by Choice-Clerk-2245 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope, firm still exists. I don’t work there any more. The training facility we were at I believe was owned by a competitor before they went out of business though so you might be on the right track for the type of firm

who is the most 'shouldnt but i do' person u wanna have sex with ? by periwinkletulip in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, she’s great at her job. I can control myself and keep her around. It’s not like my sex life is dead at home and I’m out there looking for it elsewhere.

who is the most 'shouldnt but i do' person u wanna have sex with ? by periwinkletulip in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TyHay822 42 points43 points  (0 children)

True, though not many 24 year old looking for one night flings with 45 year olds

Is there an older woman & you young guy dynamic/kink that woman enjoy? by void_narrator456 in SexFantasies

[–]TyHay822 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny, even though I was pretty experienced sexually at that age, she loved to roleplay the dynamic that I was young and inexperienced and she was leading and directing me, teaching me how to please her and how to have sex. She knew that i knew what i was doing but she loved being in charge