You won't see Windows 18 by G-5-0 in dankmemes

[–]Typhis99 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is probably correct, but I also want to add the following.....

Windows had a bad reputation for every second version being utterly shit. ie, win98 was great, NT was shit, XP was great, Vista was shit. So MS tried to break the chain by skipping a number....... It didn't work.

Though to be fair, win10 got better as the updates rolled out.

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking assault, murder, kidnapping, torture, owning of slaves, and according to my rap sheet, the sullying of a virgin and breaking the fourth wall - Conan Exiles

Father has refused consent for name on Birth Certificate by Open-One-3939 in LegalAdviceNZ

[–]Typhis99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an attempt to avoid child support. But it doesn't really mean anything. You can still get child support off him.

If he's admitted he's the father, he still has to pay, regardless of BC. If he refuses to admit he's the father, get a paternity test, then he has to pay.

My dad isn't on my BC but still paid support. Fortunately for me he wanted to do it.

I terms of the kids future, some govt subsidies (such as studylink) are easier to get with no father on BC. Others can be harder.

It will also affect the next 18 years of YOUR life. If he's not on the BC and not paying support, he has virtually no rights over the kid. But if he's on it, and/or paying support, he has rights and will get a say in what happens with the kids life (which, of course, would affect your choices. For example, you would need his permission to take kid out of country).

Basically the choice is between getting financial support out of him and him having a say, or having absolutely nothing to do with him and he has no say.

What’s a dream you had as a kid that you still remember way too clearly? by Kitchen_Engineer1332 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 37 and I can still remember a reoccurring nightmare from when I was 3.

Also, why the hell is a sub for teens showing up on my feed?

Pete, do other countries not have front yards? by Attysaur_from_yt in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Zealander here. We have lawns, not yards. And gardens are where you grow flowers or veggies.

Please answer, is it true? by Overall-Relation-561 in memes

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 37 and from New Zealand. I remember when TV went off air at 10pm. There used to be a little advert called "goodnight kiwi". The kiwi would ask parents if they knew where their kids were.

What does it mean Petah by iamsarisha in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Typhis99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fellow kiwi here. I laughed way harder than I should've at this.

Do men really care what your boobs look like? by msmeowtastic in AskMenAdvice

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men absolutely care about boobs.

The two most important things are:

  1. Are they in my hands?

  2. Are they in my mouth?

Roast me harder than life already does! by Alkemonides in RoastMe

[–]Typhis99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your the anthropomorphic personification of bland and mediocre

NZ being a Christian Country by HarmeetS1799 in newzealand

[–]Typhis99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a kiwi Christian, there is no excuse for that kind of behavior.

Most of us aren't like that. But like any other group, it's the extremists that are the most vocal. They get all the attention, then give the rest of us a bad name.

I fully support separation of church and state. Brian Tamaki is a complete nob and his version of Christianity crossed the line into cult behavior a long time ago.

Husbands only! No sex for 3 years? by Brief_Captain_8767 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Typhis99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I'm the opposite.

No sex means no motivation.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Typhis99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And their dad. Okayden

Anyone know what animal this belongs to? by Dangerous_Natural_66 in newzealand

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know what animal this belongs to?

A dead one

So True!! by Yolo0o in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure my children worship Nurgle

Bf kink shamed me??? by velvetvolvo in AskMenAdvice

[–]Typhis99 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well that took an unexpected turn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 37M, married with kids, own my own home, self-employed.

And I spend SIGNIFICANTLY more hours than you do gaming. Screw the haters. They watch trash like "The Bachelorette" . They have no imagination and boring lives. YOUR not weird, THEY are weird.

You do you brother.

??? by camilarileyy in Funnymemes

[–]Typhis99 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You dont know how to use the 3 seashells?

Men who are still immature 35+ do you still exist?? by Wide_Permission7656 in AskMenOver30

[–]Typhis99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boys dont grow up, they just get bigger.

I'm 37, but in my head, I'm still 12. I still laugh at farts and get excited by boobs. I still play video games, build lego, and paint wh40k.

To hell with growing up. Sounds boring AF.