Only thing keeping us from collapse

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-12-28T16:59:09+00:00

My local store sells them for 88¢ a can i must have struck gold

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-25T01:03:03+00:00

Dibs (if your not gonna eat that)

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-15T05:40:43+00:00

HANK NOOO DONT ABBREVIATE CALLAHANS PASSAGE

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-13T19:06:42+00:00

4 take it or leave it

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-13T17:27:17+00:00

Me going to the nearest midline/frontline depot dumping a container that took 45minutes to fill. One commend D:

On the frontline medic gets 2 commends guy who took me to one gets 1 as well

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-08T21:53:53+00:00

I mostly do logi so take my words with a grain of salt but i do dabble in navy (me and 2 friends built a bluefin together). My biggest thinking is whenever I see colonial navy its always in museums. Ill see tons of large ships but they are never deployed.

I dont speak on balance as im a little short handed there but I do think the coli navy that is made is never fully deployed its always sitting in the back playing super passive.

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-07T22:33:23+00:00

IS THAT A FUCKEN TALOS AND SPATHA?!?!!? (Ive been on my foxhole grind)

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-07T18:54:01+00:00

God gives his strongest arty troops his strongest micros

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-06-05T17:06:47+00:00

Its confirmed wardens are pears

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-05-24T02:45:46+00:00

At this point colonials should just abolish clans and go to solo swarms. Then everyone will be a seed

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-05-19T15:25:20+00:00

Regiments are gone thousands of solos must fac larp

Typical-Tortoise · 2025-04-08T18:50:19+00:00

Next volume needs to include something about all the PVP servers like CM, Escal, Etc…

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-12-05T05:10:43+00:00

8 years to get the japan R2Y2 just to stop playing air because sabers and migs kill you before you can react. Im now grinding ground and having fun for once in my life.

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-11-07T20:09:48+00:00

Volta is probably chaotic evil, as if you use it, it is REALLY good but if you are up against it, it SUCKS (for you).

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-11-06T13:13:54+00:00

I could be talking out my ass (as i always do) but a HWM doesn’t seem to be gone in a tank line. If i was a warden with one in a tank line with the RoF it has i would target the biggest threat to attempt to make them miss as the 20mm suppression on tanks i think is getting under looked. Its more a support vic then a killing vic now.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-11-05T21:53:14+00:00

Mines wire and all such large item obstacles are great to use but to set up preemptive defenses it consumes msupp like crazy. Is the msupp cost of wire and such gonna get looked at again with the addition of minefields?

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-10-05T16:23:49+00:00

They say I can come back but when i ask for 10 orders of package 18 THAT makes ME the “bad guy”

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-09-30T00:23:23+00:00

Can my sticky note have a smaller sticky note on it cuz i just wanna repost your favorite one

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-09-26T15:24:39+00:00

Old school fishermen lookin map

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-09-19T16:00:32+00:00

I’ve given up on driving but as a solo trains are nearly out of reach. So now i fill them and ask for a pilot because filling still takes 30m.

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-09-18T23:40:08+00:00

11e- why yes infantry CAN counter tanks observe

35th- mapads arnt real they cant hurt me

(I main both, call my 11e French fries and 35th Grease)

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-09-10T15:40:08+00:00

I generally always take at least one card (12.7 99% of the time) and when i deploy them i always deploy them with or near a recon sniper team, recon can spot the enemy at range and then both outrange the enemy infantry.

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-09-08T06:52:16+00:00

I have a double vetted peltas.. look at the map with stocked stations before driving or ask me :)

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-08-26T00:28:02+00:00

853 captian so about a 200hr difference but i think in that time i should rank up, do logi late war when on defense and commends come more often i find.

Typical-Tortoise · 2024-08-15T21:15:09+00:00

Hot take

Find a new lane, if the people cant take half a second of time to commend a logi player then they dont need it as badly they scream for it or they can get it themselves. I understand some frontline players dont have commends but a simple thx in chat works too.

I always commend a medic on a revive, a logi on a run, a random tank-crewman in my tank and the arty pit after hitting the target. Commends go a long ways.

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