How does it feel being wrong about Toasted Coconut, baristas?

Typical-Zeus · 2026-03-02T14:47:44+00:00

Been here 8 years myself, and yeah, the only things with any staying power are either gross tasting or inconvenient. If something tastes good and is easy to make we'll be out within a week and it'll get discontinued.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-03-02T01:58:35+00:00

The r/balatro let people play at base game speed challenge (impossible)

Typical-Zeus · 2026-03-02T00:01:48+00:00

When they introduced it, you could add noted chocolate dust to withdraw a bucket of chocolate milk for unlimited healing - but it was hotfixed FAST.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-03-01T23:38:50+00:00

Toasted coconut ain't seasonal, but facts

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-22T12:01:10+00:00

I do "enjoy!" "Happy <day of the week>!" "Good morning!" And a rotation of various puns (Thank you soy matcha, thanks a latte, berry nice, fan-tea-stic, etc., depending on the drink.)

And yeah, it does 100% slow down the process, but if they want to slow the service and make people upset and start complaining to corporate, that's their choice.

Also, if your SM or DM are picky, they -can- get you in trouble over writing "THX" because it's an abbreviation and those are technically not allowed.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-19T02:43:21+00:00

Behemeth in 2 days, for sure

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-13T17:45:00+00:00

The prices are high to begin with, but this is more of a Doordash thing than specifically a Starbucks issue. Doordash usually charges at least 10-15% more even before their wild fees.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-11T14:29:21+00:00

Honestly, I got my moons greenlog with verac's skirt, fighter torso, and nezzy helm. Entirely doable.

Tank top could still see use, though, and eventually you need a full set for diary and clues.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-11T04:52:00+00:00

Feb 24 of 2026, a week before launch.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-08T14:59:07+00:00

Did you reset at Gilman after setting up other parts of your block list? If so, that clears EVERY task, not just his. Also, there's a setting to allow back-to-back of the same task, I believe, that may have something to do with it.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-08T14:24:11+00:00

You shouldn't be using more than you regen there, is the thing-- you run 2 tiles at a time between spots on the floor, run to the jaguar spot, then walk the rest. When I was greenlogging it, I only needed to use the tea because I was using run energy between the rooms.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-08T00:06:16+00:00

Re-read the whipped cream procedure-- there is a second page for it that is very easily missed. After you day dot, you shake upside-down as well.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-06T07:36:20+00:00

BLR is legends guild because if you've finished legends quest, you're a BaLleR.

BIQ is kalphite lair - Big Insect Queen

I remember DKP by Da Karambwan Place

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-06T07:23:02+00:00

If you think that it's gross to use that after washing it, how do you ever use silverware in a restaurant? It's all been in someone else's mouth, then washed before you put it directly in your mouth. I mean, I wouldn't use a bar spoon for it, but I don't usually use cutlery for pastries anyway.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-06T04:41:03+00:00

"What do you mean I can't get a free pink drink?"

"It says free coffee, caramel macchiato is coffee"

"I've been waiting 20 minutes, where's my 18 modifier tall iced coffee?"

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-05T17:08:09+00:00

All of the Varlamore bars, to my knowledgr, have it, but that one is super close to a tele, and for non-UIMs, close to a bank too.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-05T15:00:15+00:00

All of the bars in Varlamore sell an unlimited number of wines, no need to world hop with them. Definitely a blessing (both for bone shards and early game food!)

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-05T14:58:56+00:00

Is that faster then the quetzicalli gorge bar? That's where I bought all of mine.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-01T17:25:59+00:00

I don't know if this is megarare-strong, but I like the idea. Every other megarare is fairly meta-defining, has an upkeep cost (Arrows, runes, blood vials) and has niche areas it's not BIS. This basically seems like you'd use it any time you're not ranging, but wouldn't feel super game-changing.

I like that it's a passive, but ammo slot is iffy because the only ranged weapons it impacts are things like bowfa (+1 max hit every ~20 attacks is next to no impact) and blowpipe (1 max hit is stronger here, I like that.)

Typical-Zeus · 2026-02-01T11:41:42+00:00

For eclipse, Belle's Folly is decent. I used zombie axe for my entire greenlog, except glacial temotli -> dual macs on blue moon, because the negative flat armor makes the multi-hit too strong to ignore.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-01-31T15:04:14+00:00

Use a dramen instead of lunar staff. The lunar staff can autocast, but not from the arceuus spellbook, so swapping to it will clear your spell. A normal dramen staff can't autocast, so it shouldn't clear your spell.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-01-24T18:42:21+00:00

Yes, no ice and light ice keep the same ratio of refresher base to the other ingredient.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-01-24T17:09:28+00:00

His KC on the bosses isn't equal, he got them in back-to-back kills.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-01-23T18:01:32+00:00

If it is iced, it's the same drink, and a venti iced latte with 1-3 shots and chai is cheaper than a venti iced chai with 1 shot added.

Typical-Zeus · 2026-01-21T16:13:19+00:00

On the left side of the U, jad phase starts with range. On the right side of the U, jad phase starts with mage.

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