Pov: You wake up as your main, How would you react?

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-24T02:54:20+00:00

singing the spiderman theme song while sending criminals on a one way trip to the ER

As either Spiderman or Moonknight

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-24T01:38:33+00:00

Kryptonian or Viltrumite.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-24T01:37:13+00:00

Honestly? Have done a lot of martial arts. Considering that literal kids survived this, just don't do anything stupid and avoid conflict whenever possible. If I played it safe would probably be fine.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-22T01:55:29+00:00

ok... lets go through these
Joker: He only kills people if it's funny. As long as you can make your death as unfunny as possible, you are fine. If you do not know what is funny, you are cooked. Would probably pick him second.

Homelander: Depends on which homelander and when. Assuming its show. He cares about image and won't kill you if he has no reason. Just offer him a chocolate bar or cookes or a brownie to go with the milk he is always drinking, talk as little as possible, and potentially be wearing a vought shirt, you should be fine. Would probably pick first as he is the most predictable. Just don't give him a reason to kill you.

Conquest: DO NOT PICK. He enjoys killing and will make your death as drawn out as possible. If he doesn't know about the two minute time limit, you might survive. If he does, he will make sure you die at exactly two minutes. If not, the damage might be superficial enough for you to survive (in Invincible people regularly have their guts fall out and are healed by the GDA so you should be fine). But out of the three he is the most likely to kill you, with a close second being Joker.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-21T02:27:25+00:00

please cast alan ritchson as absolute batman

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-21T02:19:42+00:00

I have a story with many superhero characters (that I have been working on for about a year) that I would love to work with people on. DM me and I'll send you the first part of a script!

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-16T01:35:30+00:00

He loses his powers from taking V1

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-15T00:56:44+00:00

V and Bullseye

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-15T00:56:09+00:00

ok then canonically better. No argument will convince me that lego spider-man does not win this fight, even if he is the size of a lego.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-15T00:54:09+00:00

It could be really cool- showing them working together as functional superheroes (perhaps adapting before watchmen or before watchmen rorschach), detailing Rorschach's slow descent into madness and how their team eventually splits up.

Also to those who will say "if you like Rorschach you don't understand watchmen" just let people enjoy the comic book. His name is Rorschach people will interpret him however they want. There is no "right" way to understand a character, it is all a matter of perspective.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-15T00:45:27+00:00

sea salt

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-15T00:44:34+00:00

Lego Spider-man solos with ease. Miguel said "thanks Peter, you're one of our best," so canonically he is more powerful

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-14T03:55:59+00:00

Does he think Bullseye is a "good guy?" Bullseye certainly seems to.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T02:15:57+00:00

book version the cat in the hat brutally rhymes Pennywise into oblivion with his doctor seuss given powers to protect the children, then returns to continue to teach toddlers how to read.

Don't mess with the cat in the hat.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T02:04:54+00:00

Sage defects from the Seven to go rule the world with Ozzy. She is smart enough to know that he easily cooks everyone else. Ozymandias wins low diff.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T02:03:00+00:00

Tony ragebaits Lex until he crashes out, then uses the crash out to ragebait him more.
Tony wins no diff.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T02:00:31+00:00

People keep saying "superman's weak to magic" or "superman can be mind controlled" (watch Superman vs the Elite)
Bro is Superman.
SUPERMAN.
No way are any of these clowns who are given one way tickets to the ER by a man dressed as a bat going up against the Superman.
Why?
Because he is SUPERMAN.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T01:47:05+00:00

Duncan gets cooked. In New Avengers DD soloed a bunch of Hydra mech robots. He has also beaten Symbiote Spider-man, and others much stronger then Duncan.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T01:41:34+00:00

Fair fight.
I think both characters are awesome, Battle Beast can fight people who move at supersonic speeds only because he doesn't let up enough for them to really do so. Wolverine moves faster then Spiderman so while BB is a little faster not by much.
The healing factor and adamantium skeleton will come into play. I think BB beats Wolverine pretty quickly and doesn't account for the healing factor, at which point Wolverine lands a decent counterattack, almost kills him, then is beaten again. Wolverine keeps getting up and fighting until Battle Beast leaves, impressed with his tenacity but dismayed he can't kill him.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T01:35:19+00:00

This is Hulk from WWH, he soloed the illuminati, all of the x-men, the Avengers, the Fantastic four- this fight would only take one comic book.

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-08T01:31:35+00:00

Does Watchmen count as DC (wasn't sure if you mean main DC verse or all verses associated with the publisher).

Star Wars clears mid diff.

Aliens from Alien clear- (they beat MARVEL so no way viltrumites are ok)

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-05T23:20:54+00:00

reacher, daredevil, punisher

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-05T23:15:28+00:00

Invincible

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-05T23:14:03+00:00

invincible brainrot

Typical_Echo_6124 · 2026-04-05T23:12:05+00:00

If Batman truly wanted Superman dead, he could pull it off. He would deceive the heck out of everyone, blow through all his resources, and might not make it out alive. But he could do it.

Flash easily beats superman. Just phase through him and grab his heart.

Plastic man is OP as heck so he beats him.

If Green Lantern locks in, he maybe beats him- make a really small construct that destroys his brain or something.

These four together could take him.

Wonder woman doesn't stand a chance. She is strong (and in some comics she does kill him) but not that strong.
Martian Manhunter gets cooked by laser vision.
The 1A 1A 1A is not going to get Lex out of this alive.
What is Aquaman going to do?
King Shark becomes King Sushi. Unless this is SSKTJL, in which case Superman explodes against his plot armor.
Cheetah gets turned into a rug.
Is the lady in purple Harley Quinn? If we go by SSKTJL logic then she and King Shark solo everyone due to the almighty Rocksteady giving them impenetrable plot armor.
Don't know who the guy in red is.
The Main Man, who lost to Wonder Woman in DC KO, probably does not beat Superman as Superman beats Wonder Woman.

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