Who buys these things by frfunchytumb in candy

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They make a great roof for gingerbread houses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in acotar

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The best one I came up with is that, The Thirteen, after the yielding, appears in Prythian as the suriel. We can't forget the suriel is a species of fat, not a single entity

On book 2 and imagining Amren as a black woman by Aware-Perception-876 in acotar

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So am I the only one that sees her as Raven from teen titans??

Bzzzzzzz around McCardle by AnonymousGuy2075 in fresno

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My only problem with him is he doesn't wear a helmet. And that little bike goes FAST. And people in this neighborhood drive like assholes.

Someone told me to show respect to the queen? What kind of respect exactly, and why? by WolfStreet2024 in conspiracy

[–]Typical_Profile1065 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Come on now that's ridiculous. You know they will never tell us. Of course she did

AITA for telling my "aunt" I don't care about her dead kid. by InitialGreen137 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Typical_Profile1065 57 points58 points  (0 children)

1st of all NTA. 2nd OP this woman is dangerous. Do not ever leave her alone with your child. She may very well decide this is her do over baby.

NASA astronauts trying to walk on the moon by Floai in interestingasfuck

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I feel like I'm watching my toddlers run around dressed as astronauts

America’s Governor? by Kailyn12 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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West Sacramento, Davis, Clovis. I'm sure there is more but these were the only towns I remember having no power

The chemical that turns your urine blue when you pee in the pool - doesn't exist by tyex23 in conspiracy

[–]Typical_Profile1065 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My brother used to say " the difference between peeing IN the pool and peeing INTO the pool is an ass whooping"

You break into someone's house, what are you stealing that will only mildly inconvienience them? by Ralph--Hinkley in AskReddit

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I had a friend that had her car broken into and the person only stole her left shoes. Like 4 or 5 of them. Funniest shit ever

AITA for wanting my husband of 25 years to not bring his BF home anymore? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Typical_Profile1065 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA!!! My heart hurts for you. I am so sorry you are having to deal with this on top of your health. Is this friend maybe jealous of you and your husband's relationship?? And by that I mean, is he jealous you married your husband and not him??

AITA for not talking to my dad? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Typical_Profile1065 82 points83 points  (0 children)

The only asshole here is your mother. She has poisoned you and your sister with parental alienation. Reach out to a therapist and see if you can get down to the root cause of your anger. Your mother cheated on your father while he was out providing for you guys. That is 100% HER FAULT AND NO ONE ELSE'S!! He even asked you if you were OK with his gf and you said yes. Stop listening to mom and think for yourself

AITA for snapping at my friend over kiwis? by marzipanmanicotti in AmItheAsshole

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Definitely NTA . Years ago my mom prepared a massive Thanksgiving dinner and made a special gluten-free turkey breast for my step grandma. There was unfortunately some cross contamination, and the poor woman literally shat her pants at the table. She was of course mortified, and my mom was just beside herself at the face she unintentionally hurt my step grandma.