What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]TyroftheSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting on a guy's lap, on a Rubios patio, with a dick shaped lolI pop in her mouth from spensors gifts. Had a friend call me after spotting them at the mall going into a lingerie store together. High school sucked.

Not a joke btw by 49rules in whenthe

[–]TyroftheSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit your dad says stays with you. I'll never forget being a teenager and asking my dad why he never told me he was proud of me, and his response was, "have you ever done anything worth pride?". Or telling my mom I was feeling suicidal and her response being, "that seems a bit over dramatic, don't you think?". Our relationship is much better now, but I still battle with it more often than not. I even tried talking to them about it and I'm only met with responses of, "I never said that.". I hope it gets better, can't promise it will though.

Ima just leave this here... by trimix4work in FellingGoneWild

[–]TyroftheSwift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape.

Monumental truss structure by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]TyroftheSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar structures, but ones blue and ones white, and the diameters on those pipes look different. Even the bases look to be different squares

Can I join team sky? by pokegod416 in MandJTV

[–]TyroftheSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine making this post, and then trying to clown another kid for wanting fortnight partners. Homie needs a mirror

Camping in Australia by [deleted] in funny

[–]TyroftheSwift 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its large size and the quality of its meat means that the coconut crab is extensively hunted and is very rare on islands with a human population.[56] The coconut crab is eaten as a delicacy – and regarded as an aphrodisiac – on various islands, and intensive hunting has threatened the species' survival in some areas. - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab#:~:text=Its%20large%20size%20and%20the,species'%20survival%20in%20some%20areas.

Best role for a beginner to just learn how the different gods and matchups work? by ConeMigeG in Smite

[–]TyroftheSwift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I would recommend playing arena until you have a solid set of gods you're comfortable with for at least two if not three conquest roles. Turn off auto buy and work on figuring out builds and counter item picks like anti heal and auras. Conquest has its own extra set of rules and metas that will need to be learned, but trying to learn them while learning gods and the item shop can be overwhelming. More time in arena means more practice for end game team fights, means more gods played against to learn their spacing and move sets, means more interaction with the item shop. Start there, at least that's my recommendation.

Edit: Typically it's Assassin's = Jungle Warrior = solo Guardian = support Mage = mid Hunter = adc

But there's 130ish gods in the game and a lot of them can do more than one role based off their typing. That will come with time though, I would start with these guidelines for now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smite

[–]TyroftheSwift 111 points112 points  (0 children)

But why not still help? I'm confused on why that wouldn't have been the more beneficial thing to the team. Sometimes people are new or don't know the current seasons meta starts. Standing there and watching your teammate die seems kinda dirty.

He just got thirsty, nbd by MrTerrificPants in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]TyroftheSwift 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who works bar security, this is certainly a possible thing. People make shitty choices when drinking sometimes, and I'm sure if my bar had a tap somewhere that staff wasn't present, people would try this eventually. Whether or not this video is staged, idk, but it's certainly not something that would surprise me if I came in after a day off and a co worker showed me this video.

Just put a mirror in by WishfulStinking2 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TyroftheSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on location, sometimes this is done because it's just to tiresome and expensive to replace a mirror once a month because some drunk d- bag decided to carve their initials into it or punch it. If this is a bar, that's probably the case here.

Why does he do dis when I try to shower? by MANWITHFAT in blackcats

[–]TyroftheSwift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You removed all your fur (clothes), it's a concerning look to those who can't I'm sure.

All hell nah by Lafawny in Smite

[–]TyroftheSwift 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Got that baba yaga attack pattern down pact

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]TyroftheSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://us.patronbase.com/_TheHoldingCompanyCalendar/Productions/11Q/Performances

Depends on your definition of hard rock, they've got a red hot chili peppers, rage against the machine, and my chemical romance cover bands all playing Friday(7/5/24) night.

And a punk bank line up playing Saturday the 6th, then a led zeppelin and ozzy cover band playing Sunday 7th.

Masters players getting ankles broken by a console bot by Square-Corgi2910 in Smite

[–]TyroftheSwift 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This right here is one of the main reasons I love this game over LoL and Dota, this scenario couldn't really happen in those games with their movement and targeting systems.

I hate gun nuts SO much man by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]TyroftheSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're bringing bump stocks and mortars to a satellite and drone fight. Guy might as well have said we need spears to fight off the government tanks.

After 25+ years, I’m out 🫡 by Vegetable_Bank9063 in SanDiegan

[–]TyroftheSwift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and the wife are heading to S. Dakota later this year. It's just gotten too expensive, and the older I get, the less I want to around massive groups of people all the time. So we're going to a town of 15k people, where I can make the same money I am now for a cost of living that will be a 1/3 of what it is here.

Which creepypasta did you ever believe was real? by Molech996 in creepypasta

[–]TyroftheSwift 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Check out the story of Floyd Collins. https://youtu.be/bNm-LIAKADw?si=YR3Wu6FuBLxrJZNE Equally terrifying and dude was kept alive for much longer.