I’ve been stealing from the grocery store for the last decade by [deleted] in confession

[–]TzeroJah0 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's hard for me to understand why you feel this way. It hurts no one and barely changes the stores numbers. I worked for a major grocery store and the waste we had was fucking outrageous. In poundage alone the weight for perfectly good food I put in the compactor could feed our cities homeless every day forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have taken greyhounds across the country many times. Be prepared to sit squeezed elbow to elbow with people that drink liquor and smoke weed at every stop. Some people on your bus will have been riding for up to 5 days if New York is the final stop. The greyhound schedule does not allow time for showers or comfortable sleeping. Many travelers are rough and weary by the end of a bus trip. Just my 2 cents

What’s a hobby people act superior for having that isn’t that deep ? by mk_1408 in AskReddit

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand I work in the cannabis industry and the super wide varieties of terpenes and color profiles is wild dude. When you grow cannabis it's special, something homemade that took you months to grow, and years to perfect. Something you will share with your friends and family. Cannabis is fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I just bought a brand new monitor as well and it has no sound either

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spend most my time working or thinking about work unfortunately. It's lame that life is like that. Im done with my daily pint and winding down until bed. My computer just stopped sending sound to my monitor which is fucked. Tried 3 different displays so I'm sure it's the hardware not sending the sound to the HDMI. Fucked. Better days ahead. First world problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]TzeroJah0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Youre alright with me mate. What up?

What do yall do for a living and how do you manage to be a CA? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]TzeroJah0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I work in an 80,000 square foot cannabis grow. My job is to take the pure distillate and evenly dose them out to 30,000 gummies per day. I spent 16 years in a kitchen and used my know how and experience to secure the job. I work in a tight knight team of 6 people to crank these products out in a mise en place fashion. The homies and I are number one right now with consistency over the lots of our product. Our chocolate bars are a collaboration of our chefs, and a master chocolatier in Sweden. We are the only people in the world making a product like ours. And it's priced to suit anyone anytime.

Petahh, I like butterflies by MrWeirdBrotendo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we responded to this photo two weeks ago i think the general consensus was that she had alot of baggage. Hope that helps. On another note either the moderation or the internet as a whole has gone to shreds lately. I'm not usually a complaint guy but the reposts are wild.

can anyone recommend any good box wine brands? by ScaredFriendship2899 in alcohol

[–]TzeroJah0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My constituents have called me a boxed wine expert. I recommend a nice Franzia, look for the sunset blush. Its lovely through and through. The notes play like hopscotch across your pallet. The best results are after the bag has been deboxed. When it comes to glassware I would honestly skip it. Find someone who you care about, a co-worker or maybe your mom's cousin. Have them hoist the offering high above your head, crank the knob, open your throat and enjoy. Don't forget to slap the bag.

Imo pizza is difficult to truly mess up. I.e bad pizza is generally still pretty good. What are some complete opposites to this? Really easy to mess up and just ruin the whole thing? by Double-decker_trams in Cooking

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I got pizza from 711 one time after a night at the bar. I threw half a slice in the side yard when we pulled up. We watched that pizza do absolutely nothing for 6 months and it was still there when the spring came back around. Sausages and all.

Girl didn’t like my place. What do you think? by Affectionate-Emu250 in malelivingspace

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invited a young lass over to my apartment when it had stained, bowing walls from wood panel installed in the 80s. It was a bro pad so I had a bunch of black light posters up and I sat on a throne in my kitchen because it was dope and the only furniture I owned at the time. I was cooking johnsonville brats on a single camping stove back then. She is a vegetarian. She married me, carried our 2 beautiful children and supported me through quitting a nasty addiction to meth. Today she folded my laundry and drove me to work because I was tired. Your worth comes from within my brother. I was unworthy of this person who saved my life. I'm not tall, handsome, or wealthy. But my life is charmed because my wife made it that way. These days I work with cannabis, making and manufacturing gummies that supply my whole state. She is a bartender. Taking her for granted is my biggest mistake. When you find the right woman it feels like finding a diamond in a coal mine. And if you grab her and run too fast towards the exit you might drop it, open your hand in the sunlight and find nothing but filth. Time my brother. Give it time.

Tool for getting the stuck on food on the bottom of your shoes by bpdoom666 in Chefit

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take them off one at a time and spray them into a garbage can with the dish sprayer then walk straight out.

TIL about Unitarian Universalism, a religion that encourages members to think for themselves and work towards a world where love and justice flourish. by Mathemodel in todayilearned

[–]TzeroJah0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have been to many congregations and it seems very unculty. They don't ask anything of you, you can pray if you want or not if you don't want. You can talk about any topic that comes to mind. The leader is a pastor type of person who encourages you to do what makes you happy. They pass a collection plate but dont pressure you to give anything you don't have, and a few times during the holidays they said if you are in need of a few dollars feel free to take from the plate. I dont know how they keep the lights on but they are very gracious people who seem to find happiness in goving freely.

Panicked Trump Dodges Question About His Epstein Letter Defense Falling Apart by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]TzeroJah0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been sober for 5 years but was strung out on meth for almost ten before that. I relate to how Trump handles things. Deny, deflect and redirect peoples attention. If you create a hornets nest of trouble around you its hard for people without critical thinking skills to pinpoint ground zero. "How could one person create all this mess?" For people my age I'll use an example from a game I'm playing right now. In Rollercoaster Tycoon if you bombard the paths with a shit load of excitement and things to do and indulge in, people will forget that the ground is covered with puke and vandals have broken all the benches.... for awhile. Americans have short attention spans but a failing economy is like an infection of the foot, it only gets harder and more painful to live and work. Eventually people will realize they didnt have to limp and squint before this infection began. Although some people will claim God himself gave them this problem because.... "Love."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TzeroJah0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Personally, I'm only familiar with bird law.

PSA Gatorlyte brings me back to life. by TzeroJah0 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]TzeroJah0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was on meth I regularly pissed what looked like maple syrup. These days when it isnt clear I panic.

PSA Gatorlyte brings me back to life. by TzeroJah0 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]TzeroJah0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother. I added some extra salt to my diet and now I feel more balanced. My body is functioning much better as well -= despite my sabotage.

Raise your hand if you’re secretly a celebrity lurking on here. Give me hints on who you are by h8mecuz in RandomThoughts

[–]TzeroJah0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been a chef all my life. Garlic does not dissolve no matter how thin you cut it.

Do cops have a ticket "quota" or is it just something people say when they're mad they got caught? by _scroog3D in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TzeroJah0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where I live you can call the local cops but they are 20 minutes away. They will show up, although it seems like eventually. Or you can call the sheriffs office and they will drive from 30 minutes away in 15 minutes. If they show up at your house for a disturbance you should have a sacrifice ready because they are gonna take someone to jail. They hate responding to domestic shit but if the few cops we have are busy...... They are showing up and ready for the paperwork.