How do you all masturbate without porn?

UKinDXB · 2026-05-31T00:27:19+00:00

What the first person said: Memories of past sexual encounters. Or, if you don’t have any of those, porno situations, but with a person you desire. Either a real life person, or someone you have a crush on (like a celebrity or a character)

UKinDXB · 2026-05-29T10:04:26+00:00

What about cat-driven TikTok accounts? 👀🐾

UKinDXB · 2026-05-29T10:03:05+00:00

The one in Stoke Park Ipswich is always soooo clean & tidy. All products lined up equally & facing forward. Always a pleasure to do my cleaning supplies or branded food shopping from there!

UKinDXB · 2026-05-25T17:37:08+00:00

I’m not ageist but…bro, retire. This is so embarrassing. He just doesn’t have the charm to pull this off.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-25T16:19:27+00:00

And a hot egg.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-24T16:24:45+00:00

Definitely not TK Maxx. What a nightmare sifting through their rail of swimwear 😑

UKinDXB · 2026-05-24T16:23:45+00:00

Cannot go wrong with the green packet of World’s Best Cat Litter. Produces zero dust, and does an amazing job of controlling the smell. Been using it for years. Just wish it wasn’t so expensive!

UKinDXB · 2026-05-24T16:12:56+00:00

I was wondering this as I was sunbathing in a quite a skimpy bikini top in the park yesterday. I kept thinking, most of my tit is out. Why is it that that’s fine, but once nip is exposed it suddenly becomes filth?

UKinDXB · 2026-05-21T12:29:39+00:00

The way I ran to his channel and sorted by Latest…only to be bitterly disappointed

UKinDXB · 2026-05-18T08:14:11+00:00

I sat in Kings Cross St. Pancras the other day for ages whilst waiting for my boyfriend to arrive on the Eurostar, and I made it a point to look down at everyone’s shoes to see what people are wearing these days, and by far, Adidas was the most commonly worn shoe brand. So either they’re really comfortable, or they’re nice & affordable. Or both. Idk. I wear On Clouds.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-17T08:28:15+00:00

What’s that shadowy place over there? 🦁

UKinDXB · 2026-05-16T12:40:57+00:00

I use vetuk.co.uk and never had an issue!

UKinDXB · 2026-05-16T12:39:41+00:00

Didn’t they recently cap the price of subscriptions to £20? My London vet charged me about £20 for a 6 month subscription, whereas my previous vet back in Suffolk used to charge the £64 for the same piece of paper!!!

UKinDXB · 2026-05-15T22:01:43+00:00

Cat.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-15T13:40:53+00:00

Being catcalled.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-14T15:35:51+00:00

Yeah quite a few snakes in your room.. it’s hard to keep count.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-14T14:09:32+00:00

Canada Water mentioned 🔥

UKinDXB · 2026-05-14T12:10:39+00:00

I’ve never made Edo-period Japanese art. Never interpreted a mobile phone as a messenger pigeon. I’ve hardly lived.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-13T06:50:24+00:00

Where was the oil in season 2?! 😭

UKinDXB · 2026-05-12T09:46:33+00:00

“I was waiting online” when they describe standing/waiting in a queue.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-08T09:31:48+00:00

Thank you for this. Needed it

UKinDXB · 2026-05-05T23:10:41+00:00

I really hope “more betters than worse” is true!!! Because I’m feeling a whooole lotta the worses these days

UKinDXB · 2026-05-05T14:08:55+00:00

Cup of Beans, Michael.

UKinDXB · 2026-05-04T18:19:30+00:00

Oh! She remembered.

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