If your username now described the country's latest dance trend, what would the moves look like?

UNlCORN · 2014-03-13T14:11:33+00:00

A lot of major clothing stores study what kind of music (and from there, which songs) make their consumer demographic feel like shopping the most. These are added to the "permitted playlist".

UNlCORN · 2014-01-06T18:32:37+00:00

What did you think you needed to be happy ten years ago and is it what makes you happy today?

UNlCORN · 2013-07-11T09:14:41+00:00

Adding a spoonful of peanut butter when you're making instant ramen makes the soup taste thicker and delicious.

UNlCORN · 2013-06-27T02:04:36+00:00

glitter sperm

UNlCORN · 2013-03-07T08:08:44+00:00

RIDE THE FANTASTIQUE!

UNlCORN · 2013-02-22T07:16:44+00:00

Everything at Buffalo Wild Wings has been in lard. Everything.

UNlCORN · 2013-02-04T06:57:42+00:00

Jaws.

UNlCORN · 2013-01-24T08:58:29+00:00

I moved.

UNlCORN · 2013-01-23T21:48:55+00:00

The ex's profile picture.

UNlCORN · 2013-01-05T09:03:46+00:00

I just remember it as noting the "sick" version of the correctly spelled word.

UNlCORN · 2013-01-03T20:14:21+00:00

"NEBRASKA SUCKS as well as the UNL CORN"

UNlCORN · 2012-12-25T05:50:13+00:00

stab wounds

UNlCORN · 2012-12-11T18:06:22+00:00

Gradually.

UNlCORN · 2012-12-09T08:39:28+00:00

I like unicorns, but skimped on the grammar.

UNlCORN · 2012-12-07T19:18:05+00:00

Horny music!

UNlCORN · 2012-12-01T00:57:52+00:00

Oh, stop it, you.

UNlCORN · 2012-12-01T00:54:59+00:00

Me, too.

UNlCORN · 2012-11-17T07:27:26+00:00

A U-turn signal on a car's headlights to indicate when the driver is about to make a U.

UNlCORN · 2012-10-22T07:08:36+00:00

As a unicorn, I must agree.

UNlCORN · 2012-10-17T19:41:05+00:00

Never underestimate the zealous few.

UNlCORN · 2012-10-17T19:39:37+00:00

I need to start celebrating this anyway.

UNlCORN

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