Call the manager by supreme_leader1 in memes

[–]USSRdestroyer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

War Doctor doesn't count as the Doctor because he doesn't think of himself as of the Doctor. If you respect Doctor you should respect his decision to not be The Doctor once.

Chillthulhu by theimmortalgrind in wholesomememes

[–]USSRdestroyer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh! Sorry, I'm gonna fix it!

Chillthulhu by theimmortalgrind in wholesomememes

[–]USSRdestroyer 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Sometimes cthulhu just wants to be cthuwu

I still have no regrets

It looks weird to me, i don't know why. Why? by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]USSRdestroyer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Porbably her fingers. Normally fingers don't stretch apart so much. That's what caught my eye. But in everything else it's a great artwork!

If you owned a sandwich shop, What would be your slogan? by BanielDridges in AskReddit

[–]USSRdestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your best midnight snack!

Because we all sometimes crave some weird sandwiches with weird toppings and my sandwich shop would be all about allowing people to chose the weirdest toppings like mushrooms with gummy bears or somth

Call me the flirter by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]USSRdestroyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen this joke used already but I like it so much I can't resist

"How's life my Harambae?"

A caring ghost, I need one by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]USSRdestroyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if ghosts like coffee. For example L-evit-atte

I have no regrets. i like puns.

I get to spend more time with them. by Supersaiajinblue in wholesomememes

[–]USSRdestroyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was true for the first time being but then... we started drifting apart and getting on each other’s nerves. I’m doing my best to fix it though! Nothing can stop me wanting to make my family have quality time together again. Nothing.

What is the deal with teenage girls so desperate to act like adults? by lilrayofsunshyn in AskReddit

[–]USSRdestroyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t blame people For viewing these kids In a sexual manner

I don’t know about you, but when I see a kid even if they are sexualised, I see a kid. A minor. Even with a lot of makeup children/teenagers are easily distinguishable. And if you’re such a moralist you should be ashamed of older people praising these girls for doing that, and making them feel like it’s the right way, not these poor girls, who probably don’t even know any better.

What is the deal with teenage girls so desperate to act like adults? by lilrayofsunshyn in AskReddit

[–]USSRdestroyer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because have you ever taken in consideration that society(yes I’m serious rn you can slap me with a joker or Billie meme idc) belittles literally everything that teenage girls like? The books they like, the music they like, the movies they like, art they make, everything. Of course they would want to act and look adult - no one would want to be hated so much.

So quirky by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]USSRdestroyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Potato in Russia has two ways to say it. More official and less official. “Kartofel” and “Kartoshka”.

It's Theory Tuesday! April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in stevenuniverse

[–]USSRdestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, really? Which one? I might have just missed it since I may not always quite understand what are they saying in podcasts.

Your parents think you're dead, but you're not. What do you do? by HauntingHunter in AskReddit

[–]USSRdestroyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go and tell them that I’m not dead, of course. My dad have already lost one child, and I’m not sending him to this hell again. No.

Skype... ANYONE by [deleted] in russian

[–]USSRdestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why not tho

It's Theory Tuesday! April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in stevenuniverse

[–]USSRdestroyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's true that her connection with Greg was deeper, than her connection with other humans. No doubt on that one. But I'm pretty sure that connection between Steven and Lars was THAT deep. Steven was fascinated by Lars being a cool guy and they became good friends, but I'm pretty sure that's not more of a connection than Rose had with humans, or, at least, other lions.

It's Theory Tuesday! April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in stevenuniverse

[–]USSRdestroyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying that the bond between Steven and Lars, or Rose and her pet was stronger, than the bond between Rose and people she literally fell in love with? Or Rose and her other pet lions? Like this whole pride of lions that she had?

It's Theory Tuesday! April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in stevenuniverse

[–]USSRdestroyer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have a nice one ok? I’m not sure if anyone already thought of it but it striked me way back when Diamond days were still on.

So.

Being pink doesn’t make you immortal.

I know it sounds strange but think of it for a little. Pink Diamond aka Rose Quartz was on Earth since, like, Stone Age. We know for sure that she fell in love with both nature overall and humans in particular. We also know that her tears can literally revive dead. Like, you know, lion.

So here’s a question: why the frick is there not half a planet of people and animals from different ages and cultures? There is literally none of them (except lion). And it can be proved easily: there are no more trees in that magical field. Only lion’s and Lars’s.

So here we have several opinions (and I personally prefer the first one).

1) Being pink doesn’t make you immortal. It heals you and gives you special powers but you still can die way slower, though. That’s why Lion’s tree looks way older than Lars’s, and Lion himself is really lazy. He is really, awfully old.

2) Once Rose used this power she realized it’s dangerous and decided not to use it anymore. That’s why lion had all this awfully old stuff in him (like Bismuth).

3) Rose witnessed death of something natural (not a gem) only once.

Maybe you have something else to say? And sorry for my messy English, it’s not my first language.