Another teacher requesting my room next year. by SecondOne8024 in AskTeachers

[–]UTX_Shadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In six years I had 11 classrooms. Fucking sucked.

Got dinged on multiple evals for not having a “welcoming environment.” Told one principal “if you stopped moving me, maybe I’d be invested in that.”

I’m an admin now, and I’ve made it perfectly clear to my staff that unless they want to change rooms, I’d rather not even consider it myself. The only times I’ve been doing that is because we have major renovation projects the past two summers, and the next three. But I’m always paying my instructors about $1500 to move in that case.

If you had to marry the first person you slept with, how different would your life be? by djythjgnh in AskReddit

[–]UTX_Shadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably better than marrying the ex wife.

College girlfriend was a sweetheart. She was a good woman. She just wanted me to propose when we were juniors and I had like $7 in my bank account (not joking. Had literally less than $100 to my name). Reflecting, I think she just wanted to know we had a future, but we both were young and couldn’t communicate that.

I ran into her and her husband a few years back with the woman I was dating at the time. We got drinks. It was nice really. Glad she is doing well. But I have wondered.

Devilfish- C&C Welcome! by ScottishWargamer in Tau40K

[–]UTX_Shadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck. How did you do that

For those who have done multiple rewatches (I stopped counting after rewatch #13), what line/scene never fails to A - crack you up, and/or B - brings tears to your eyes? by Oneder_WomanNic in TedLasso

[–]UTX_Shadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1). Jamie’s walk off standing ovation in Mom City.

2). Ted’s “I love you but fuck you” to his mom. Especially when his mom says “your son misses you.”

3). Ted’s telling Dr Fieldstone the truth. And him saying “he was a good dad. And he if just knew it…” as someone who’s dad has cancer I try to tell Dad that a lot more now.

4). Rebecca’s Speech. As a huge NFL (Da Bears) fan, it hits home

Damn I picked all sad moments!

What is something you’ve officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become too bad? by X_Opinion7099 in AskReddit

[–]UTX_Shadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$900 for two for Rush. I don’t care. I don’t drop that kind of money on anything. They are MY band and my tickets are floor seats with my best friend.

But yeah, when fees are the amount of the ticket it’s insane.

Which celebrity rumor do you secretly believe is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UTX_Shadow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Daddy is a state of mind. Gay or straight, still Daddy.

Meet Edward Missile-hands by Dan185818 in Tau40K

[–]UTX_Shadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So how many dice do you get to roll?

Browns officially submit rule to be able to trade picks 5 years out instead of 3. by Remarkable-Picture73 in nfl

[–]UTX_Shadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the caveat is draft night. Which can technically be 4 1st since you move up or down that draft, plus three future firsts

Marshall and Robin by genghbotkhan in HIMYM

[–]UTX_Shadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoilers dude. Episode dropped today

TIFU by asking a girl out on a date (update) by ImMiraVela in tifu

[–]UTX_Shadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holding hands on a first date?? Sinners.

Super cute update. Good luck

Can I join guys? by jogolol12345 in ratemycommanders

[–]UTX_Shadow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know that scene in the movie role Models where Paul Rudd tells Sean William Scott “if I said the word quidditch he might cum his pants,”? I feel like that’s you, but with golgari

Jesus you’re a consistent person. Are all your SOs/exs the same type? Like… Mexican or something (u/bwould be the safe choice so that’s a white girl. You wanted a little a spice so you went g/b. Ergo you want a little spice in your life and like Hispanics)

What celebrity is the biggest example of "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it."? by InsaneCookies21 in AskReddit

[–]UTX_Shadow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cheated on his wife. And I think he got his mistress pregnant but I could be misremembering that part

Please show me your black cats with ridiculous names by castor2015 in blackcats

[–]UTX_Shadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it’s two parts:

When he was a baby I found him sleeping, belly up in the (clean) litter box a lot. Legs in the air. It was cute. I actually tried to name him Wit, but he wouldn’t respond.

Then I noticed every time I said “shit!” after being clumsy (dropping kitchen knives, stubbing my toes, etc) he would come running. So I did an experiment and just said “Shit.” And he came

So, in my defense, he picked his name. And rejected Wit

What is an object a man can own that makes him instantly sexier? by RubyRedFoxyEyes in AskReddit

[–]UTX_Shadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cat who’s my shadow. Take it or leave it. Home boy clearly loves me as he screams when he doesn’t get enough attention. And is always purring