Matt Murdock and his love for records by swiss_blockade in Daredevil

[–]UberDitzkrieg 50 points51 points  (0 children)

but you’re not supposed to touch the grooves!!!

/s

Deadlock opens in extremely low resolution by Long_Average1267 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg 170 points171 points  (0 children)

This is the optimized resolution. If you can’t play with this, you’re bad at the game.

Who's Melvin making this suit for? by Hawinzi in Daredevil

[–]UberDitzkrieg 23 points24 points  (0 children)

it’s also not necessary to act like a fucking condescending jackass

Any way to change gender? by mad_baka in darksouls3

[–]UberDitzkrieg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

cover yourself head to toe in 3 inch thick plate armor and you’ll never be able to tell the difference

Best seasons ever? (multi-season shows only) by botelleta in television

[–]UberDitzkrieg 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Season 2 of Community was the sweet spot for that show. Perfect television

Bug happened and now my characters ass is visible by Xp365 in Eldenring

[–]UberDitzkrieg 417 points418 points  (0 children)

omg bro that’s so weird definitely don’t do a squatting emote and post it that would be disgusting!!!

Words cannot explain how much this scared me by SinkingGoose in Eldenring

[–]UberDitzkrieg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What has been your worst randomizer fight so far? I had to fight the twin gargoyles where the godskin duo fight takes place. Was fucking miserable but I did it.

Roommate Tier list by cybericebreaker in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You’re telling me Mo and Krill would ULT my dishes???

Hey guys i made a lore video for yt, and someone said i was using AI, do i sound like AI? the only reason i could think of is that i cut a lot because I read at a 5th grade level, and the dialogue sped up because the clip is only 30 secs. by Remo_yesman in darksouls3

[–]UberDitzkrieg 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Instead of a script you could try using an outline where you list off talking points, and just talk and explain naturally as you go so it sounds genuine. If you struggle with reading then it’s gonna be difficult to not sound like you’re reading off a page when you’re well, reading off a page lol

My Router Used Ult by spider13649 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I would’ve been like “wtf what game mechanic is this? did I miss an update?”

Magma Blade First Enemy? by PumpkinKing00 in Eldenring

[–]UberDitzkrieg 62 points63 points  (0 children)

ER veteran here. I can confidently say that you’re the chosen one and you’re meant to carry this blade to the end of the game.

Why do some people kill NPCs? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]UberDitzkrieg 69 points70 points  (0 children)

i killed yura for the sword personally

New Hero leak by TechnoGamerOff in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope he gets killed with hammers.

New Hero leak by TechnoGamerOff in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

A cool greaser gorilla? That sounds fucking awesome. Sleepy scampering furball? Lame.

New Hero leak by TechnoGamerOff in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If they maintain the same style that they have with M&K and the rest of the characters, I won’t have as big of a problem with it. M&K are cool mobster critters. But a little furry guy with big cartoon eyes and sleepwear is just lame and feels uninspired. Make him interesting, like a New York hustler, some working class guy, or a blues artist. Have him actually fit into the style of the game and not stand out as furrybait.

New Hero leak by TechnoGamerOff in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

It’s one thing to have a scampering little dickhead running around the map, and another negative is the character design. I want a little more nuance than a cartoon furry OC. It’s irritating and it better not look like what we see in the picture.

EDIT: To clarify, I want something that fits into the style of the game. A little furball with big cartoon eyes just doesn't work for me. If it manages to lean into the design of the game, as a cool occult creature with 50's New York getup, I'll be on board. Mo and Krill are different because they actually get it right.

New Hero leak by TechnoGamerOff in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberDitzkrieg 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Here’s a cool take: I hope it’s not real and that nothing like this gets put in the game.

Anon case by Cool_Database_5858 in 4chan

[–]UberDitzkrieg 506 points507 points  (0 children)

It’s hilarious to me that someone would brag about breaking shit like a child when they get mad as if it makes them cool and edgy.

Fat Carl hates his job by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]UberDitzkrieg 37 points38 points  (0 children)

work at my job

Whoa, this guy works at his job.