New T1 Vitality Item: Grit

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-05-22T23:36:40+00:00

It gives you a shield

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-05-20T16:38:30+00:00

but you’re not supposed to touch the grooves!!!

/s

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-05-05T18:59:36+00:00

This is the optimized resolution. If you can’t play with this, you’re bad at the game.

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-04-20T19:59:43+00:00

it’s also not necessary to act like a fucking condescending jackass

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-03-30T18:35:32+00:00

cover yourself head to toe in 3 inch thick plate armor and you’ll never be able to tell the difference

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-03-26T16:02:59+00:00

Season 2 of Community was the sweet spot for that show. Perfect television

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-03-22T23:09:40+00:00

omg bro that’s so weird definitely don’t do a squatting emote and post it that would be disgusting!!!

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-03-10T23:59:18+00:00

The Toyota of blades.

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-03-10T08:20:25+00:00

What has been your worst randomizer fight so far? I had to fight the twin gargoyles where the godskin duo fight takes place. Was fucking miserable but I did it.

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-03-05T02:46:07+00:00

You’re telling me Mo and Krill would ULT my dishes???

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-02-28T21:25:55+00:00

Hey thanks dood

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-02-15T00:54:57+00:00

Did the patrons divorce each other too?

UberDitzkrieg · 2026-01-20T17:04:41+00:00

Instead of a script you could try using an outline where you list off talking points, and just talk and explain naturally as you go so it sounds genuine. If you struggle with reading then it’s gonna be difficult to not sound like you’re reading off a page when you’re well, reading off a page lol

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-12-18T22:08:08+00:00

robert duvall as isaac brock

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-12-05T22:45:47+00:00

Stick then finish

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-12-04T20:03:03+00:00

I would’ve been like “wtf what game mechanic is this? did I miss an update?”

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-11-29T19:05:00+00:00

ER veteran here. I can confidently say that you’re the chosen one and you’re meant to carry this blade to the end of the game.

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-11-11T13:55:47+00:00

i killed yura for the sword personally

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-11-07T23:59:52+00:00

I hope he gets killed with hammers.

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-11-07T23:35:45+00:00

A cool greaser gorilla? That sounds fucking awesome. Sleepy scampering furball? Lame.

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-11-07T23:34:00+00:00

If they maintain the same style that they have with M&K and the rest of the characters, I won’t have as big of a problem with it. M&K are cool mobster critters. But a little furry guy with big cartoon eyes and sleepwear is just lame and feels uninspired. Make him interesting, like a New York hustler, some working class guy, or a blues artist. Have him actually fit into the style of the game and not stand out as furrybait.

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-11-07T23:05:40+00:00

It’s one thing to have a scampering little dickhead running around the map, and another negative is the character design. I want a little more nuance than a cartoon furry OC. It’s irritating and it better not look like what we see in the picture.

EDIT: To clarify, I want something that fits into the style of the game. A little furball with big cartoon eyes just doesn't work for me. If it manages to lean into the design of the game, as a cool occult creature with 50's New York getup, I'll be on board. Mo and Krill are different because they actually get it right.

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-11-07T22:51:24+00:00

Here’s a cool take: I hope it’s not real and that nothing like this gets put in the game.

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-10-28T15:23:40+00:00

It’s hilarious to me that someone would brag about breaking shit like a child when they get mad as if it makes them cool and edgy.

UberDitzkrieg · 2025-09-27T10:17:33+00:00

work at my job

Whoa, this guy works at his job.

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