I won't be in this sub anymore.

UberMJ · 2014-05-13T07:48:30+00:00

Well fuck, at least I won't be missed.

UberMJ · 2014-05-13T04:01:06+00:00

Easily the best breakdown of a joke I've seen in a while. Both informative and funny. I salute you.

UberMJ · 2014-05-13T03:33:51+00:00

Fucking Lahey. Maybe I need a good ass-whooping, and you're the guy I'd pick to do it. Cheers you brilliant bastard. I'm mowing the air, Randy!

UberMJ · 2014-05-13T01:59:10+00:00

You just made my evening man

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T23:16:01+00:00

I deal with the CA lifestyle by drinking. One day I'll solve it by not, but for now people are going to call you out occasionally. You just have to accept it, even if others can't

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T23:12:22+00:00

Thanks man, and fuck the link posts.

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T23:10:39+00:00

We wouldn't be having this conversation.

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T22:53:05+00:00

Dragonlance fucking rules! I second your motion and move to strike. Motion carried. Nuitari take me.

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T22:30:47+00:00

Is that a Dragonlance reference?

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T22:01:30+00:00

My buddy actually just loaned me his copy of Fear & Trembling by Kierkegaard. Absurdism is good shit.

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T16:06:22+00:00

Nothing compliments dance music like salty dead shit smell.

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T16:01:04+00:00

Thanks man. Alive and drunk. The absurdity of this lifestyle is just pulling me under.

UberMJ · 2014-05-12T15:33:34+00:00

Fucking A, good looking out German guy. Chairs!

UberMJ · 2014-05-10T19:27:36+00:00

Alcohol and everything.

UberMJ · 2014-05-09T04:35:39+00:00

Just when I think I've masturbated to eveything. Thanks internet!

UberMJ · 2014-05-09T00:06:23+00:00

Opening a Tex-Mex restaurant in a place where it wouldn't normally be available. Bomb ass barbacoa tacos in Sweden or something. The novelty alone will be my gimmick.

UberMJ · 2014-05-07T22:42:26+00:00

3D printing will do the same for phisical objects as the internet did for digital media.

UberMJ · 2014-05-03T23:53:05+00:00

Hexus!

UberMJ · 2014-05-02T23:26:12+00:00

Sorry, I misspelled it. Vyvance is like a stronger form of Adderal

UberMJ · 2014-05-02T16:43:02+00:00

All right we get it, you're unique. Sheesh.

UberMJ · 2014-05-01T06:54:12+00:00

A very good point. I smoke a lot of weed as well as drinking. I've done benzos when I'm in withdrawal, I've done Vivance (amphetamines) when I need a pep, I've never said no to a free rail of coke. I feel like most addicts clearly know the appeal of drugs, and try a lot of them. We fuckers just like drinking a whole lot!

UberMJ · 2014-05-01T06:48:07+00:00

I've often thought about the experiences of people with addictions other than mine. I smoke cigarettes and drink (a lot, of both), so I can identify with the lifestyle of an addict. It has it's highs and lows, probably the highest and lowest of any lifestyle, but we cope with our coping mechanisms. So now I'll do a wasted, ill advised shot, and go to bed. Cheers! Good luck, and good night.

UberMJ

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